Match info

Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2004-05-06 TFL 4a CAMF Crazy Assed Mo Fo's 83.64 
 +2.70
-nZ Negative Zero 65.26 
 -2.70
84-67 
53-46
Tempest_r3
Tempest_r3
Regular

Writeup:

CAMF over -nZ

I warn you all, I like long ass write ups! Im a frustrated sports writer...

Well going into this match, we had some roster issues. It seemed everyone and their mom had something to do and we would have a problem fielding 9 tonight. However at the last minute, after some begging, pleading and offering of sexual favors I got 9 into the nz server. That is until ringerfree said 'nu uh...you forgot to add someone to the roster, you dipshit' and boots out psychosack. Welp, 8v9 it is!

We send 3 offense, but this happened to include the french connection of M5 and ruiner (<3 canada, they may live in igloos but those canucks can play some tfc) Syndicate backs them up, and the rest of us D players did our best to hold the fort. We start off with a lead, but then nZ starts moving the flag. For awhile there it seemed like they had 'invisible flag h4x' as in the flag dissapearing whenever they touched it, because our d never had a damn clue where it was going :). After our early lead the rest of the round was even and it ended in our favor 84-67 CAMF.

So now in between rounds I feebly ask Datawire if we can not run ringerfree so we can field the new guy that ringerfree decided we didnt need... The conversation was something like:

Mozart *sheepishly*: any chance to not run ringerfree this round?
DW: Over my cold dead corpse, you absolute idiot.
Mozart: Fine then we will just have to win short...
DW: GL our starters are here. And your clan is the worst in the history of tfc and I hate you and everythign you stand for...

Ok it wasnt *exactly* like but something similiar. (<3 datawire) So after talking smack like that, I realize we better back it up or Ill look like a fool. So we get ready to head in 8v9 again until...

<[CAMF]Syndicate> um
<[CAMF]Syndicate> you guys..
<[CAMF]Syndicate> my mom is becoming a raving bitch, and Ill have to explain later
* [CAMF]Syndicate has quit IRC

SOOOO here we are...down to 7 due to Syndicate being PWNED BY MOMMY >:0

So the plan going into round 2 was switch the 2 leet canadians to D, send 2 clowns on O just to keep them honest and go for the shutout. This plan works well for 15 minutes, but then they start moving the flag and cap it. They sent a LOT of o, like 6 so the our O guys usually died just from ovo. We stick to it for a few more minutes until...they pull out a second one and now have the lead overall. BUT we had a backup plan for this, we quickly send ruiner and m5 on offense to try and catch their D napping and start to race. We cap, they cap again. We cap again, they cap.. we cap. It became an intense back and forth bloodbath. Now in the final minutes we have a slim lead overall. we switch to 6d and just send ruiner solo on O. But they are sending like 7 O at this point (Im guessing, it seemed like it) and they pull the flag outta fr, no one seems to know wheres its going but then our HW catches the guy in the water. The whole D switches over to this area and a frantic battle ensued for the wining cap...Alot of spam, yelling in thick french accents over comms and more bloodshed ensues until, much to the relief of my going through the roof bloodpressure....the screen locks up and the round ends with the flag still in the water entrance. This was the first time I let out a bitch like scream at the end of a tfc match...I hope no one has that in their demos :/

r2 score: nZ 53 CAMF 46
Overall score: CAMF over nZ 130-120

What a match, most intense Ive ever played. GG to nZ.



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