Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2004-05-20 | TFL 3a | M | Malevolence | 67.00 +6.09 |
X | Xdegree | 103.73 -6.51 |
30-10 50-50 | SS_Shortcut SS_Shortcut |
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Writeup:
M over X
We played the fellas over at X tonight for, I think, the 85th time. The battle was fought on a map inexplicably named shortcut, but I for the life of me cannot fathom why. It's the most regular looking map I've ever seen...unless you count the shortcut as the lasers route, well then every single fucking map should be called motherfucking SHORTCUT BECAUSE THERE IS ALWAYS A FUCKING SHORT PATH AND A FUCKING LONG PATH TO THE GODDAM FUCKING FLAGROOM. HAVING A SHORT PATH DOES NOT MAKE YOUR MAP SHORTCUT.BSP, YOU FUCKING BELLIGERENT FUCKFACE CREATOR.
Round 1 started on X's server, and the action heated up quickly! I was left to guard, without exaggeration, the largest ramproom I have ever seen in my entire TFC life. The fact that I didn't know the map did not help very much. Who designs a ramproom this large for their headquarters? Honestly? Are they from another planet, where large ramprooms are cool? Bring on the ramprooms of 2fort, where you can probably touch the medic's nose from your position if you fully extend your arm and fingers, that's what I say. Anyways, we get the first cap, and then another shortly afterwards. By this time, I'm feeling pretty cocky, and decide that I can rest for a bit. I place my rocket launcher down, and INSTANTLY the enemy captures our flag. One second it is in our flagroom, perfectly peaceful, the next instant, in some X medic's grubby fingers as he gleefully prances to his cap point. It was that quick. I rub my eyes in disbelief, and jump back into the action! M caps again near the end to bring it to a two cap game. Defensive MVP goes to M.Sutterkane, for his ability to keep an explosion on the flag, for the ENTIRE THIRTY MINUTES, without a second of rest. NON STOP. Offensive MVP goes to the X medic with the grubby fingers. Round ends with M on top, 3-1!
Round 2, we enter our sweet, sweet server. The X team disagreed, but our opinion is clearly the Canadian, and thus dominant, opinion. Things got off to a rocky start this time around, with certain nameless players on our defense choosing to play sniper instead of fatty. To protect the parties in question, I will just call him M.Eight+One. The grubby X medics capitalize, and draw out 2 quick caps! Suddenly the game is tied! However, the M boys and girls (senor) on offense pulled their heads out of their asses soon after, and began capping a few of their own. With the sound of gunshots, explosions, bullets ricocheting off the walls, and M.Lonestar's shrill whiny voice slicing through the ingame communication waves like a deadly siren's call, the M team launched into FULL ATTACK MODE! With grim determination and swiss army knife, our team manages to close the round out in a tie! Offensive MVP goes to M.Paladin, mainly because he doesn't piss me off like the other 3 offense do. Defensive MVP goes to M.Soultaker, for stealing all my kills with his God-forsaken sentry gun. Fucking theif. Special mention goes to M.orangebanana, because he likes the Sacramento Kings. Round ends 5-5!
Final score: 8-6, M wins!
GG (X), it's always a great game with you guys. Hope to see you guys soon! In Antartica lolololz!
PS. Lonestar is a fucking idiot.
-karn, future creator of shortcut.bsp
