Match info

Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2004-05-24 STA Bronze M Malevolence 69.67 
 +2.67
AC Aristo Crack 63.96 
 -2.67
40-60 
30-0
Well
Well
Regular

Writeup:

M over AC

We played the wonderful chaps over at the Aristo Crack tonight, and as usual we entered the server fully expecting to lose. I mean, why wouldn't we.

First round played on their server, both teams pinged pretty nicely. Both teams grab a quick flag off the start, which was surprising because both teams started with only 8 players. AC's 9th joined shortly after, whereas our 9th continued to be a fuckface and not show up. I won't name any names...but let's just say his name is M.Lonestar. Our D managed a few nice returns when the flag was taken to the front door area, while our 3 O did a great job getting a few flags out. Offensive MVP goes to M.orangebananas, for having such a weird name. Defensive MVP goes to M.zerowned for playing the fantastically exciting position of water fatty, and subsequently taking top kills away from me as well! Round ends 6-4 for AC!

Down by 2 caps, we entered IRC hoping to see a fresh new face waiting for some action...and we found 2! M.Nine and M.Lonestar piled into our server for rnd 2, while our resident "Old Man" M.SoulTaker took a seat on the bench to rest his weary bones. Now, with a full roster for the first time in STA for a long, long time, the TRUE POWER OF MALEVOLENCE WAS UNLEASHED UPON THE WORLD! And of course, that basically means that I personally kicked it up a notch and carried M to victory on my back. The AC offense had lots of good movement on our flag, but our D adapted nicely and returned the flag each time. Meanwhile, our 4 man O managed to lie cheat and steal a few flags out of the AC defense's tight grip. We finally got to the point where we were winning the match by one flag, and started celebrating! However, as this was happening, in the final minute a medic snatched our flag and almost ran it coast to coast! Luckily, the time ran out as he was in his own base, with me r!
ight behind him shotgunning his ass like some deranged mental institute escapee. Offensive MVP goes to M.senor because he likes turkeys, and people who like turkeys are gifted at offense. Defensive MVP goes to M.RoTaR and M.Nine, a split decision! They both ed for playing the fantastically exciting position of water fatty, and subsequently taking top kills away from me as well! Round ends 6-4 for AC!

Down by 2 caps, we entered IRC hoping to see a fresh new face waiting for some action...and we found 2! M.Nine and M.Lonestar piled into our server for rnd 2, while our resident "Old Man" M.SoulTaker took a seat on the bench to rest his weary bones. Now, with a full roster for the first time in STA for a long, long time, the TRUE POWER OF MALEVOLENCE WAS UNLEASHED UPON THE WORLD! And of course, that basically means that I personally kicked it up a notch and carried M to victory on my back. The AC offense had lots of good movement on our flag, but our D adapted nicely and returned the flag each time. Meanwhile, our 4 man O managed to lie cheat and steal a few flags out of the AC defense's tight grip. We finally got to the point where we were winning the match by one flag, and started celebrating! However, as this was happening, in the final minute a medic snatched our flag and almost ran it coast to coast! Luckily, the time ran out as he was in his own base, with me r!
ight behind him shotgunning his ass like some deranged mental institute escapee. Offensive MVP goes to M.senor because he likes turkeys, and people who like turkeys are gifted at offense. Defensive MVP goes to M.RoTaR and M.Nine, a split decision! They both held the AC wolves at bay at our front door, leaving me and natters all alone in the flagroom for some late night fun! Eat your heart out zerowned, you son of a bitch! Round ends with M on top 3-0!

Final score: 7-6, M wins!

Great game AC, we hope to see you guys soon!

PS. On another note, I watched "13 Going on 30" today, and that is one terrible piece of shit movie.

-karN



Comments

Old
M.HeaVyFiRe
200.60.126.177
I must say, I will never get tired of karn's writeups. Too bad Im in South America, and missed all the fun. Oh well, soon enough I'll be back in the action...
 
Old
M.Soul
142.179.149.167
yeah hurry up and get back here!
 


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