Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2004-05-27 | IGL Qualifier | SMP | Sex Money and Power | 175.45 +5.10 |
RzP | Radioactive Zombie Posse | 158.94 -5.10 |
0-20 30-0 | Security_r Security_r |
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Writeup:
SMP over RzP
glitch is a faggot, but we win because im so great, gg rzp
Jake
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Jake the writeup that i posted... ehehehheheheh
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baahahahahhahahahahaha
this is what we have learned in the past few months.... SMP loses when i am not around... we lost to A and AGT when i was gone... but we won the 3 games before that because i was around.. anyway thursday it looked like it was going to happen again.
Practice:
glitchs and the other SMPers piss me off because OMG I want to play.. i am the fucking leader and sitting... stfu.. anyway i leave and before i left i say to everyone... come get me in irc or call me after u faggots lose rd 1 to Rzp... lest find out if they needed me. btw we have played Rzp
round 1: rzp server
i have no clue what went on but i knew that Matthus was front door soldier with only like 17 kills.... and war was playing offense... and glitch was playing defense... good thing that krk and naka had over 120 kills... otherwise the score would be worse.... SMP didnt get 2 much done but atleast they kept it close.. btw i didnt play round 1
SMP 20 RzP 30
oh shit SMP is the losing!!!!!
Breaktime: glitch is like play... i am like ok... i knew u would want me... i get false out and famine in... matthus out and flewk in.. war to d and glitch to o... and i take kaneda spot on offense....1st 20 mins we dont cap y??? cause the fucking faggots have 2 soldiers 2 engs and a hw.... way to turtle that shit up.. i told glitch to stop getting sec cause it was fucking useless.. he stops and we cap... Kid was having potshotting me.. i am said on comms just wait.. this fucker is going to be surpised.. with 4 mins left it was 2-0 us SMP is the winning... they have flag around our frt door... guess what just for fucking KID i go d eng... and return that shit..... well Rzp knows they fucked up with that 5 d because i was playing.... so SMP played the last 4 mins with 5 fucking full time d... me and naka in the yards... and krk, war and flewk holding down the pass... Rzp is like oh shit our turtle asses fucked up seen more offense.. ahhahaha we cap again...
HERE is some SMP tips from the d master (ME!!!! JAKE!!!! LynX!!!)
#1: one fucking cap will not get u a win.. u cant hold a flag for 30mins when u let out 2 caps the 1st round..
#2: if you run 5 d dont have your offense potshot because u piss me off and then i start doing it and i will show u the correct way to do.
#3: dont turtle against SMP.. it doesnt work.. we are the kings.. ask GoW... we turtled on them with 8 d.. and we stilled fucking capped with 1 offense on 2fort over 2 years ago... we have been potshooting and turtling before u faggots had the game installed.
#4: Caps win the game... not potshotting offense... potshooting is a tool and an art form when used in the wrong way it bites u in the ass.
round ends and team lynx wins
SMP: 30 Rzp: 0000000000000000000000000
Final:
SMP: 50 Rzp: 30
btw its SMPs 200th match
thanks again Shady for letting us play in the greatest league in TFC... we played our 100th, 100th win and 200th match in igl! thanks to shady and the other admins and the IGL-q clans... it wouldnt be fun with out AGT and mH
SMP and the groupies say!
gLiTcH-> fuck you smp you suck
gLiTcH-> how did you ever fit 200 in
NaKa008> jesus that spot blew mirvs -> me gg
[SMP]WaR> we win when jake plays
JakE-L4> didnt i called that in practice
[SMP]WaR> lol
JakE-L4> fine come get me after u lose rd1
JakE-L4> ahahahah
flewk> THIS JUST IN swimming in the water makes noise
[SMP]-j0hnn13-|A|> who's ass did u kick? lol bad i know, anyways smp all the way hehe, jake rules, smp rox
[SMP]-j0hnn13-|A|> 200 u say? lol gj
JakE-L4> Mathus has fucking 13 kills
ervum-M|M-> HE sucks
SMP]Matthus> in writeup
[SMP]Matthus> ty
thix> ACII Porn
r|Diab|o`oq> put me in writeup cause im sexy and you had a gg i guess
ES|Guardian`oq^X> gg
bane_Sd-Kf-> yay for the 200th match you guys are a good team and all that shit Rzp i dont know whats up with them i never liked them Rzp and lotek are the gayest teams in the world so i hope you smashed em good for me
r|Stridex-aM-> heathen sucks!
[SMP]Matthus> if you guys see ervum, tell him to go suck a cock, thanks
[SMP]lol> dont forget about the 150 ppl that have been in SMP!
ahahha rgr yes thanks to the 150 plus ppl that have been in SMP....
supafly> cept nice job
yeknom> FREAKING AWESOME
[SMP]-j0hnn13-|A|> im actually roling a smp victory joint right now :P
^ ahhaha euros own!
btw... jeff owned it up for 2 of th e caps for the win!!! gg JEFF
sib> i like boys
[RzP]eminent-X-> WHAT NOW FAG
scribes> jake = best leader in tfc
[22:28] [RzP]KiD_A> later all
[22:28] JakE-L4> no
[22:28] [RzP]KiD_A> happy mem. break
[22:28] JakE-L4> u lost cause u pothsot
[22:28] JakE-L4> and u ddint have offense
[22:28] [RzP]eminent`sleepz> not really
[22:28] JakE-L4> u dumb ass
[22:28] [RzP]eminent`sleepz> u potshotted us down
[22:28] JakE-L4> no shit
[22:29] [RzP]eminent`sleepz> lamer
[22:29] JakE-L4> that is how i play
[22:29] [RzP]KiD_A> haha
[22:29] [RzP]eminent`sleepz> and then wouldnt stop
[22:29] [RzP]eminent`sleepz> so
[22:29] [RzP]KiD_A> yea jake you guys started it
[22:29] [RzP]eminent`sleepz> what could we do
[22:29] [RzP]KiD_A> i just finished it
[22:29] JakE-L4> u did?
[22:29] sib> HEY THER OTHER TEAM IS BEING GAY, LET'S BE GAY TOO!
[22:29] JakE-L4> i think i did after iwas 3-0
[22:29] JakE-L4> duh
[22:29] * [RzP]Spade hands everyone a big glass of STFU
[22:30] [RzP]KiD_A> you mean 0-3 after i stopped you three times in one run
[22:30] [RzP]eminent`sleepz> even after we were helping them
[22:30] * [RzP]Spade hands everyone a big glass of STFU
[22:30] JakE-L4> well i have a good writeup for u faggots
[22:30] * [RzP]Spade hands everyone a big glass of STFU
[22:30] * [RzP]Spade hands everyone a big glass of STFU
[22:30] gLiTcH-> #10v10 for a 3v3
[22:30] * [RzP]Spade hands everyone a big glass of STFU
thanks Rzp... turtling faggots!!! try it next time to....
ahhaah ok rzp is like oh yeah a 4a clan beat you 1 round.. blah blah blah... who the fuck cares.. were u think we come from??? from the top.... we are a bunch of no namers.. that suck unless i am around!!!!
see u again Rzp.. hopefully its in igl so we can have a fun game!
[SMP]LynX-L4 aka Jake
btw we r recruiting!!!!!
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headshot
69.128.19.243 |
wow..
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jake
12.221.167.207 |
even the scores r wrong.... jesus
rd 1 30-20 Rzp
rd 2 30-0 SMP
FINAL SMP 50 Rzp 30
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KiD_A
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"bane_Sd-Kf-> yay for the 200th match you guys are a good team and all that shit Rzp i dont know whats up with them i never liked them Rzp and lotek are the gayest teams in the world so i hope you smashed em good for me "
after a write up like that, it's pretty audacious to call us gay.
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headshot
69.128.19.243 |
I love watching people down rzp when they dont even know us.
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Spade
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I like cheese!
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Kraken
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Same happens with SMP, headshot, don't worry. GG guys.
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