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Tonight ][ faced off against jD* on fry_baked for TFL. The match started off pretty gay as we had to wait for jD's members to DL the Steam update for 20 minutes. One of them said that he couldn't get it in time because he had to shit and get a blowjob before the match. I reminded him that the download works all by itself, then he shut up.

Okay, so R1 starts off. I don't know what was on the jD defense because I was completely destroying everything as soldier at the bottom of the elvator. Pimp5k was holding down RR like the animal that he is and Skull was being fat and mirving everything. Oh, and Dragon was clanging in the FR. Everything started off pretty good. We got the first 3 caps I think and then jD got one out. We were holding shit down heavy because our comms are so fierce and im a powerhouse at soldier and were up by a bunch of caps with like 18 minutes into the round. Right about then, one of the jD people is like "Oh man its so laggy its unplayable lets get another server and restart the round" and just leaves. Yeah, ok, maybe we'll restart the round when we're up by like 8 caps? No I think not. 2 jD guys leave followed by 2 ][ guys (thinking that we were leaving because they're relatively incompetent). The rest of us stayed and put the base on lockdown while the O continued to rally caps. About 10 minutes later mod12man, the STA admin, comes into the server and is like "Hey jD sorry but this server is very playable gl in the rest of the round" or some shit and we all started laughing at how gay it was that they tried to go get an admin because of their ping being a little spiky. I continued to hold shit down and got a few crowbar kills and elevator kills as well as some amazing ninja shit on like the entire offense a few times. I rule. R1 ends 160-60 in ]['s favor.

So we go to break and were all happy at the score and wanted to get ready for r2, so I thought I'd ask around for R2 info. After several unsuccesfull attempts at talking in the jD channel, I started PMing people. Only one responded...

[22:24] <][-Wonka-FkM-CSI-> who can i talk to to get r2 server info
[22:24] <jD|HELLSY> get.a.new.fucking.server.im.not.the.leader:27015
[22:25] <][-Wonka-FkM-CSI-> YOUR.SERVER.IS.FROM.THE.SAME.PROVIDER.DIPSHIT:27016

But oh, he wasn't done. He went on to complain about the lag and such and provided reasons why he left. This one was my favorite...
[22:28] <jD|HELLSY> My sg wasn't locking

Ok, so he wasn't much help, but I figured it wasn't a big deal. We were still ready for r2 and pumped up to go, when all of the sudden...

<[NIL8]mod12man> no rd2 they say

:( All of us at ][ were saddened by their choice to not play r2, but it was cool. We went about our business. We won r1 160-60 so we weren't feeling like we were getting a cheap win. All in all, a good night.

OH WAIT A MINUTE 40 MINUTES LATER HERE THEY COME BACK WANTING TO PLAY R2 THIS IS SUCH A SUPRISE OH MY GOODNESS SURE WE'LL STILL PLAY LET US GET TOGETHER THE 8 GUYS THAT LEFT ALMOST A FUCKING HOUR AGO AND WE'LL PLAY YOU NO PROBLEM.

So we go into the server for r2 and sub out Toastie for ChiMP. Just the thought of ChiMP playing should send a shiver of fear down the spines of jD knowing the pain that he can inflict. D stayed the same and the rest of the O (Hero, EightBall, & Virginnoko). The round started off pretty much the same as the last with ][ capping a few and jD capping one. Only difference was that this round I was lagging up to 180-200 for 30 second periods as well as Dragon and Innoko. Did we cry like little pussies, though, and leave the server? Fuck no. We stayed in the server and played it out because we're just that fucking amazing. Oh, their guy from r1 who left started lagging too and left again.

Guess it's not our fault this time is it? No, no its not. At like 80-30 in our favor, the majority of us stopped caring and just started going for crowbars and shit. I got one on MErC and some other guy and also crushed MErC with the elevator twice because I'm so fucking cool. About the same time, their guys started leaving. R2 ended 150-20 in our favor. We rule so hard.

- ][-Wonka

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