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SMP over NM

yo greg the egg here and im handling the writeup for tonight

Tonight we played NM on torch2. We had like 4 people show up for practice so we didn?t know what we were doing and finally its about 9 oclock and we have enough to play or so we thought. It turns out that someone (me) entered the steamid?s incorrectly on a few names on our roster so ringer free kicked the fuck out of jake and max. Jake was like god damnit greg I?m going to cut you for this but its okay I talked him out of it so never fear I?ll be able to do writeups for tfl in the future. Well that is if we win YEA!!

So anyway we make some roster changes and im playing offense and that?s a given that we?re going to win because I?m a beast. Oh and shoots was playing demo and hes a blue piping machine and everyone on NMs team ate atleast one of shoots blues.. EVEN THE PEOPLE WHO WERENT PLAYING (flroflrof im just kidding shoots didn?t blue pipe them but he would of if they were there). Ok now lets talk about false who is the man. False capped like 3 times in 2 seconds at the beginning of round1 and we were like false wtf did you take some secret passage way to get to the pot quicker and he was like yea dawg I took the rainbow road.

Round 1 started and nm only had 8 players or something but whatever the outcome wouldn?t of been much different. So yeah they decide to pull a SMP strat and have potshotting soldiers in the yard. But we all know that no one can do a smp strat like smp because that?s us and were the clan that makes those strats so they don?t work well for anyone else u know. So yea we cap and shit and then start fuckign around in the yard for a bit and our D let some caps up and well you know that?s about it.

Round 2 we made a couple more roster changes and jake was able to get the steamids changed so he was able to play and good thing because this is what he said in IRC in between rounds

<JakE-L4> goddamnit greg you?re lucky that I got the rosters changed or your ass would be out of SMP.
<JakE-L4> goddamn I hate you stupid faggot greg

So yea jake played engy r2 and I must say that he single handedly took down the nm team. Oh and jeff got to play O with me and me and jeff are ninja turtles so whenever we team up we kill people like the heroes in a half shells that we truly are. And if we wrent ninja turtles we?d prolly be power rangers because then we could flip around and kill shit. But yea false the greek goddess was playin flag runner again and of course he took rainbow road to the pot so he was lik super fast capping and shit. And me and jeff were doin shit like killin stuff and driving in our turtle mobile and garrett was being gay and shit because u know that?s what garrett does. oh and speaking of garrett he couldn?t get into the server r2 because he couldn?t learn how to type 5 fucking letters. Someone get this kid mavis beacon or some shit. . god. Yeah anyway r2 didn?t last very long until we started fuckin around and they started fuckin around and good times were had by all. mike kept up his blue pipes and he?d like kill someone with a blue and they say some tight shit like

[13:33] [SMP]shooterstour`: pimpin aint easy unless u m-i-k-e
[15:27] [SMP]shooterstour`: i play dem hoes like dominos

ok he realy dint say that but u kno he was thinking it cause he throws dem blue pipes like WHOA. yea so we win r2 but I don?t remember the score so fuckin sue me ok.

whiles its on my mind has anyone fucking seen munks if you have pm me in irc and tell me where the fuck he is because he went moving or something and IM LOOKING FOR HIM.

oh and now for some quotes

<stealthyx`> torch blows chunks...that is all

<garrett> false bitches like no other, i took the flag, and he started cussing at me and told me to quit SMP, then he told me if i touched the flag again, he would leave server, and quit SMP, kids fucking insane

<shoots`> i had midair blues
<shoots`> crazy ones
<shoots`> I like vaginas and breasts

<JakE-L4> goddamit greg if I don?t like this writeup you?re fuckin cut from SMP you got that?

Yea! and that?s abouT all I have to say bout that.

gg NM and stuff and maybe we can play you on a good map someday

greg the egg out
- hype like whoa

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