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SMP over Rabid

Oh shit ladies and gentlemen its time for another SMP writeup!!!!!

SMP vs Rabid Writeup 4th edition

History:
We over at Sex Money Power have played clan Rabid before... and everytime we here the same shit from Rabid. "it was a fluke" " i didnt play" blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Dont believe here r the past writeups!

3rd Match
http://www.konspiracy.org/?action=matchinfo&div=tfc&id=19739
2nd Match
http://www.konspiracy.org/?action=matchinfo&div=tfc&id=19076
1st Match
http://www.konspiracy.org/?action=matchinfo&div=tfc&id=18419

what a rich history of pwnage on part of SMP.

THE PREDICTORS SAID!!!!!
Konspiracy.org
Well Well. Here we are with rabid's all time arch-nemesis SMP facing off head to head. I have been waiting for this match for many months,( LOL AND YOU STILL NEED TO WIN CAUSE YOU GOT RAPED) and look forward to unleashing my built up frustration and fury upon this so called sex money and power team. Let's go over these teams shall we? ( LOL I GUESS YOU ARE REALLY FRUSTRATED NOW... SEXUALLY)

Is there much to say about SMP?(YES SMP > RABID) This team has been going downhill for quite awhile. What was once a team that could compete at high gold/bottom plat is now getting destroyed by the lowest ranked team in STA. I mean, WTF? They are 3-7 in their last 10, with wins over 2 shitty teams and 1 not too shabby ranked silver team. Still, nothing to be proud of. I can't help but say SMP will continue their downward spiral and possibly end up dropping another division. ( WRONG!!!! )

So rabid won the gold title about 5 weeks ago and earned a spot in plat. Boy was this a mistake. As soon as this happened, half the team went inactive/retired/moved on and we were stuck in a shit tsunami without a raft to hang on to. As of now our active roster still consists of 8 members, so we hope to god we can field/recruit a team by monday. Anyhow rabid is 1-4 ( ADD ANOTHER LOSEE!!!)in their last 5 matches with 1 non-noteable win over NIL8 who played short-handed. It's been over a month since rabid has pulled in a credible win. None the less here we are back in gold ready to reform, regel, and reclaim our spot as a top ranked team in the gold division.

Normally I would pred for the other team, but I can't help but say rabid will take down SMP with ease. Good luck SMP. ( lol WITH EASE????? well you were wrong again!!!... over your head???)

Some comments on the board there:
Kev:actually smp beat us (thats when they were 2bus with all the faggot clan whores) with 8. anyhow, we've grown up a lot since then and will definately not share the same fate as before. the fury is about to be unleashed on smp oh come on , talk about how you can take down AGT on any given day and rabid blows donkey balls.. that is not the usual jake I have grown to love and know.
[SMP]JAke (me):if you cant beat us then u r a sad clan.... we blow... so yeah unleash your fury on a dead SMP clan

Cats:
Having played better teams and teams with a lot of talent [Rabid] definitely has the upper edge going into this matchup. [SMP] my clan has been doing fairly decent as of late however they need to step it up. I think [Rabid] will keep dominating final score something like 120-50

Before match:
SMP had a practice i guess... i really dont know since i have night class till 930est and dont get home till about 940est. Anyway i got home early and gave the lineup and we headed to our server for round1.

Round 1 SMP server:
Holy shit is all i can.. Jaise had a fucking beautiful scout rush.. with dave and vlad pulling it out from incline.. awesome job... Dave, Vlad, Jaise and Res rocked it up in the blue base.. touch after touch after touch... the SMP d owned it up in red base holding it down for over 20mins till rabid got a cap.
Krk, Max, war and naka were my men for d.. great job... on the other hand Rabid got a little pissed and started to potshot and ovso...y??? i guess w hen u r down a couple of caps... you have to cheap to win... sorry guys but we r the cheapest. lol oh shit round1 ends and SMP is winning!!!!!

SMP 70 TheNewbies 20

Breaktime:
I had a smoke and was thinking of all the shit i had to do today... now this list is ordered from hardest to easiest. guess what was at the bottom????
OWN RABID so round2 i will do that! Also rabid keeps change the fucking server... i dont know y... guess they have to "cheat" to win with some fucked up server variables n shit... anyway maybe we will play rd2 before i go to sleep...

Round 2 Rabid server located somewhere in a fat guys ass.... kev's?????
lol alot of whining on rabids part... you have kev saying... do u know 2fort max is 4 d... lol well kev i wouldnt shoot the enemy offense we you r down 5 fucking caps...... pathetic retard. They whined about it and what does RAbid newbie ratchet do lol he goes d... so for like a minute rabid had 5d... which is worse then potshooting you cry baby. Anyway we fucking ripped em a new ass.. i dont understand how a clan that has lost 4 matches to us now has the balls to talk shit and say how they r a new clan.. blah blah blah.... I have had over 200 people in SMP kev.. i know ppl and i know clans... a clan is only has good as their leader... i can honestly say that i am a better person then your stupid ass... Even if you played SMP 3wks ago... 8wks ago.. anytime i dont care you wouldnt of won.... round ends and smp wins another round

SMP:80 Rabid:40

Final: SMP over Rabid 15-6

THe SMP groupies say!!!!!
hyperlite`> gg rabid well RAPED
AGT-Flux> you ever gunna actually beat SMP?
rabidkev> our d blows but oh well :D
( SO DOES YOUR CLAN)
hyperlite`> make sure you talk about how kevin said they'd win in his pred
AGT-Flux> calal is probably gunna post saying he couldnt play but next time he will own SMP
max^JB> FUCKING RAPED, thanks to me at top spiral
max^JB> and i love jake?
max^JB> GG rabid maybe next time, not really
max^JB> k im done
AGT-Flux> so that makes it what 4-0 in the SMP vs Rabid competition, i am the worse medic in tfc
NaKa008> gg.. ( WEAK NAKA WEAK )
[PCSF]Cpl_JackBauer> RABID are no name POS. SMP sux cause they shoulda beaten them by more.
[SMP]flewk> jake how much longer i gotta carry this team
( lol you r doing GREAT ON THE BENCH!!!!)
[SMP]WaR> we got the real kevin's in our clan not that gay rabid clan kevin
( LOL YOLLA TO MY KEVINS!!!! KEV1n KEV2n and KEV3n )
Tact-x> include something about them taking our d for r2
( YES rabid stole are defense for a bit but couldnt do it since the blow.... so t hey had to do what 3 sodliers and a hw... nice???)
JaiSe> "i fuckin hate 2fort"
vlad_drac> slic is one of the worst 'good' sols i've come across.. and he's so ugly he looks like he's constantly sniffing a ripe turd, a good slap would do him no harm at all
vlad_drac> that's what i want to say :P
Mav-HomeworkLynn> put that i didnt play in the writeup :
chu> lynx pwnz
[SMP]Kraken> the man was me!

Conclusion:
i really wanted rabid to win and see what kinda stupid writeup kev could come up with... so i didnt play.... cause it would be easier for rabid to win if i didnt play.. but we all know what happened. lol


here is what rabid needs to do to beat us next time:
GET BETTER... lol cause you havent yet in what 18mths???
alos listen to this song

EN VOGUE "NEVER GONNA GET IT"

draw your own conclusions from that one rabid... I AM OUT!!

[SMP]LynX aka JakE
snatch> jake is hot

oh yeah something from krk
[SMP]Kraken> Sexe, argent et pouvoir ont finallement criss? une tabarnak de vol?e ? Rabid, encore une fois. Devenez donc bons, estie de newbies. Kev est une plote pas tellement serr?e.

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