Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2004-09-27 | STA Silver | AFM | Alcoholic Fragging Machine | 129.48 +7.54 |
LoTek | Laceration Of Technology | 123.17 -7.54 |
182-91 218-108 | CanalZone2 CanalZone2 |
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Writeup:
AFM over LoTek
It was the best of times...it was the worst of times. From IRC, I was lagging out to all hell, so i decided to lock access to my wireless router. After that, all was well. I join IRC with 10 minutes left before the fateful internet online video game battle. I readied my weapon (mouse and keyboard) and i mounted my steed (my chair).
Round 1:
Now, we obviously said he could play...so I don't know what that was all about. And...if you've ever seen mst play (I have firsthand as his old teammate), he does more for the other team than he does for his own...so I was very willing to let him play against us. Anyway, we get into the server, and my fps sucks on cz2 so i just spam rockets and nades and use shotty. Yeah, i wanted to play scout or HW but fusion and kappa are fags. Needless to say that was the WORST round i've ever played (ping-wise) in TFC...and I've played a lot because I'm a faggot who played TFC a lot.
Round 1 roster: Fusion HW, Kappa HW, Unfor SOL, Cappy SOL, Hard SCOUT, Platypus SCOUT, Butta SOL, Bobby DEMO, Palagi SCOUT.
Anyway, there are ugly words exchanged, because several lotek members think they're hardasses or some shit even though they realize they're talking to mighty unfor the supreme asshole. Whatever, I put them in line. So, we all agree that AFM server sucks, and that we're using LoTek's rd 2.
Round 2:
So...yeah, LoTek's server...not much happened here...I killed lots of stuff..and uh, lots of stuff killed me. Sorry to be blunt, but the match was as normal as TFC matches come. No excitement, no abberation from matchplay (ping-related or otherwise) with the exception of some vulgar mm1 comments and our racially/ethnically inappropriate and politically incorrect in-game aliases ( i was JIHADMOTHERFUCKER or something. platy started it up with the clever name SlayerOfBlackpeople.) Anyway, being racist is the coolest thing to do online as we all know, so we decided to do that. The round starts, we get some all caps. For a long period of time, nothing happens and I yell at people because they suck (but not me because i'm obviously the greatest tfc player ever). Lo and behold, LoTek actually gets an all-cap. That was a huge shocker. We had to actually take some time during the match, and consider disbanding because of that event. In any case, we decided we're cool guys who don!
't give a fuck about TFC so we might as well keep playing because we were beating them. Anyway, we put them in line, and the roundtek members think they're hardasses or some shit even though they realize they're talking to mighty unfor the supreme asshole. Whatever, I put them in line. So, we all agree that AFM server sucks, and that we're using LoTek's rd 2.
Round 2:
So...yeah, LoTek's server...not much happened here...I killed lots of stuff..and uh, lots of stuff killed me. Sorry to be blunt, but the match was as normal as TFC matches come. No excitement, no abberation from matchplay (ping-related or otherwise) with the exception of some vulgar mm1 comments and our racially/ethnically inappropriate and politically incorrect in-game aliases ( i was JIHADMOTHERFUCKER or something. platy started it up with the clever name SlayerOfBlackpeople.) Anyway, being racist is the coolest thing to do online as we all know, so we decided to do that. The round starts, we get some all caps. For a long period of time, nothing happens and I yell at people because they suck (but not me because i'm obviously the greatest tfc player ever). Lo and behold, LoTek actually gets an all-cap. That was a huge shocker. We had to actually take some time during the match, and consider disbanding because of that event. In any case, we decided we're cool guys who don!
't give a fuck about TFC so we might as well keep playing because we were beating them. Anyway, we put them in line, and the round ended 218-108 in our favor.
Round 2 roster: Fusion HW, Kappa HW, Unfor SOL, Cappy SOL, Hard SCOUT, Platypus SCOUT, Butta SOL, Bobby DEMO, Palagi SCOUT.
Also, for the first time ever, LoTek lost a match, and it wasn't completely my fault. Thanks kiddos.
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Hard`
64.229.109.131 |
cool 2 rd2..
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Banana Phone
205.237.246.45 |
rnd2 was nice and well played
gg
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Rage
216.161.151.241 |
HOW DARE YOU WRITE ALMOST AS LONG/A LONGER WRITEUP AS ME!
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oh, you cheated and copy/pasted ;(
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sani
63.200.234.209 |
would have been destroyed by my true aim if I wasn't switching isp you niggers.
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Unfor
24.12.178.39 |
what the fuck, how does it manage to fuck up copying/pasting a writeup. they missed the first part , and i dont know what the fuck is up with the second part.
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KapPa
156.34.223.120 |
And we get disputed for racism?
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SpyMotion
152.21.54.28 |
gg
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sani
63.200.234.209 |
i have one black friend, so i'm allowed to use such a word. if you'd like to come see for yourself, he's hanging out in my backyard, come say hi.
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butta
24.82.220.69 |
unfor is a nigger so we are allowed to be racist twoards blacks.
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Unfor
24.12.178.39 |
Actual writeup:
It was the best of times...it was the worst of times. From IRC, I was lagging out to all hell, so i decided to lock access to my wireless router. After that, all was well. I join IRC with 10 minutes left before the fateful internet online video game battle. I readied my weapon (mouse and keyboard) and i mounted my steed (my chair).
Round 1:
As we entered the server, there was no sign that there would be any ping-related problems. We were mistaken. In any case, we told LoTek that mst could play (we were going to be dicks and not let him play, but its lotek, and I used to be in LoTek so I'm more inclined to tell them 'fuck you' but i'm off my period so i was feeling rather jovial and benevolent- long story short, we let mst play). Anyway, random other people show up that aren't rostered like excell? So I'm like how many unrostered are you using? And I get some inane response that basically states 'AFM IS AFRAID TO PLAY LOTEK BECAUSE THEY WONT LET MST PLAY.' Now, we obviously said he could play...so I don't know what that was all about. And...if you've ever seen mst play (I have firsthand as his old teammate), he does more for the other team than he does for his own...so I was very willing to let him play against us. Anyway, we get into the server, and my fps sucks on cz2 so i just spam rockets and nades and use shotty. Yeah, i wanted to play scout or HW but fusion and kappa are fags and wouldn't let me. So I get to play with my online buddy, Cappy, who used to idle in #C2O (my first 9v9 clan's channel), so we're tight, and we don't need to use voice to communicate because we read each others minds and stuff. Anyway, HALFWAY THROUGH THIS MATCH, our server fucking dies. It runs to the shitter, and there is choke/loss diarrhea every fucking where. Qc, the crazy frenchy, refused to play...and he left, so lotek was left with only 8 at one point. Anyway, they get their guy in I think, and then I lag out or something. My roommate turned off the router or something...he was like "Hi i'm a fucking idiot." Anyway, I get back in, and the round ends in favor of AFM: 182-91. Needless to say that was the WORST round i've ever played (ping-wise) in TFC...and I've played a lot because I'm a faggot who played TFC a lot.
Round 1 roster: Fusion HW, Kappa HW, Unfor SOL, Cappy SOL, Hard SCOUT, Platypus SCOUT, Butta SOL, Bobby DEMO, Palagi SCOUT.
Anyway, there are ugly words exchanged, because several lotek members think they're hardasses or some shit even though they realize they're talking to mighty unfor the supreme asshole. Whatever, I put them in line. So, we all agree that AFM server sucks, and that we're using LoTek's rd 2.
Round 2:
So...yeah, LoTek's server...not much happened here...I killed lots of stuff..and uh, lots of stuff killed me. Sorry to be blunt, but the match was as normal as TFC matches come. No excitement, no abberation from matchplay (ping-related or otherwise) with the exception of some vulgar mm1 comments and our racially/ethnically inappropriate and politically incorrect in-game aliases ( i was JIHADMOTHERFUCKER or something. platy started it up with the clever name SlayerOfBlackpeople.) Anyway, being racist is the coolest thing to do online as we all know, so we decided to do that. The round starts, we get some all-caps and get a good lead. For a long period of time, nothing happens and I yell at people because they suck (but not me because i'm obviously the greatest tfc player ever). Lo and behold, LoTek actually gets an all-cap. That was a huge shocker. We had to actually take some time during the match, and consider disbanding because of that event. In any case, we decided we're cool guys who don't give a fuck about TFC so we might as well keep playing because we were beating them. Anyway, we put them in line, and the round ended 218-108 in our favor.
Round 2 roster: Fusion HW, Kappa HW, Unfor SOL, Cappy SOL, Hard SCOUT, Platypus SCOUT, Butta SOL, Bobby DEMO, Palagi SCOUT.
Well, it was fun playing with LoTek again even though I was playing against you. I think it was fun because this version of LoTek is a poor reflection of what it once was. There is no Mr K, venom, pablo, gr8, nardy,rag, me to play so obviously it wasn't fun. We do have some faggots who are annoying as fuck and think they're the coolest people ever. This writeup wasn't as articulate as the last, but cz2 fucking sucks, and SpyMotion is a faggot who gets offended over the internet or something.
Also, for the first time ever, LoTek lost a match, and it wasn't completely my fault. Thanks kiddos.
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sani
63.200.234.209 |
what does it matter with this long-winded drawn out 1-win-a-year write-up? Enjoy this savory win against a copper clan guys!
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vatt-c0ke
65.6.155.104 |
I AM THE REAL C0ke NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU GUYS HATE ME I AM REAL!!
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SpyMotion
152.21.54.28 |
I'm offended? Thanks for letting me know unfor, if you hadnt of written that I would have had no idea lol ty.
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SpyMotion
152.21.54.28 |
Oh yeah btw, could you please tell me what I'm offended about? Cause I really have no idea lol. I mean I know your the mighty unfor and all and everyone bows down to you and you own everyone and blah blah blah but I dont recall ever really talking to you? Or about you. Wait maybe you got me confused with someone else.....could the mighty unfor make a mistake?
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unfor
24.12.178.39 |
sani, you guys obviously didn't have all copper players, as mst, excell, and cheer played for you (thats at least 3 non-copper players)...considering it was cz2, that helped out a lot. we really do SAVOR WINNING...who the fuck cares, just get requested to move down to copper. why the hate? we are cz2 brothers, we defended THE FAR CAP TOGETHER.
spymotion, shut the fuck up, i'm probably mistaken and was thinking of thepaper|failure or whatever his name was, but considering you're both annoying douchebags, you can see how i might have mistaken one worthless sack of crap for another one with the same putrid stench.
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SpyMotion
152.21.54.28 |
You mean the mighty unfor made a mistake and now is taking his anger out on me? You dont say.
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sani
63.200.234.209 |
unfor i'm just giving you shit because i'm bored at work. i didn't play in this match and i probably would have sucked ass if i did. i just wanted to add fuel to the fire my brother, i love you. i think that cz2 match is my last great match, since M. was pointless to me.
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emo
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shitek cries on there first match back, well done.
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