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BD over CnN

'Twas the night before Friday, when all through the net,
Not a creature was stirring, not even DW's new pet;
The acs were hung by the cap point with care,
In hopes that Vand D soon would be there;

The gamers were pump'd all snug in their supply,
While visions of spam danced in their minds eye;
And Corpus in his tutu, and Ladie in her negligee,
Had just settled down for a long winter's rivalry,

When out on the spawn there arose such a clatter,
$ sprang from through the door to see what was the matter.
Away to the base $ flew like a shimmer ,
Tore open the defenders and threw up the banner.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen spam
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects aroun',
When, what to his wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature nade, and a fat Grenadier ,

With a little old launcher, so lively and quick,
$ knew in a moment it can't be legit.
More rapid than eagles his pipes they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called us by name;

Now, Deathwish! now, Money! now, Muhd and Quaker!
On, Frag! on Farten! on, Pond and Chroniffer !
To the top of the pile! to the top of the mass!
Now die away! dia away! dia away and kiss my ***!

As a trailer before the wild tornadoes the scouts would fly,
When they meet with an AC, soul's went to the sky,
So up to the rafters the souls they flew,
With the bellies full of lead, and some rails too.




And then, in a twinkling, Wingnut heard on the span
The priming'ing and spamming of one evil man.
As Muhd drew in the flag, and was concing around,
Down the bat's Sui came with plenty of sound.

He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of mirves he had flung at their ****,
And he looked like a pimp just opening his frock.

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His evil little mouth was drawn like a bow,
And the beard of his chin was as nothing like snow;

The stump of a cigar he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook, when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly.

Sui was Tall and scary, a right evil old hick,
And no one laughed when they saw him near enough to kick;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his hand,
Soon death he unleashed death all over the land;

Sui spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the bases; and spammed with a jerk,
And laying his pipes beside everyones feet,
And giving a nod, to the sky they soon meet;

He sprang from the server, to his team he gave a yell,
And away they all disconnected like bats out of ****.
But eveyrone heard him exclaim, ere he dimmed out of sight,
Crown to all, and all a Good-Night!?



GG CnN, Thank you Ladie for streaking the BD sideline!!!

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