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evo over CAMF

As the sun rose over the glistening lake, a beautiful horse galoped towards me. I sat, wondering, who this magnificent beast be. As it got closer, I could make out the faint silloute of a horn sticking out of its head. This was no typical horse - it was a unicorn! My seasonal worker Pal, was first to rush up and pet its velvetly coat and Cyrus was soon to follow. The both giggled liked innocent school girls, that Punx would later have his way with. However, that is another story for another day.

Anyways Pal and Cyrus both decided they wanted to ride the unicorn..... bareback... which was quite strange, because they kept kissing each other. As soon as the unicorn realized what was happening he became very angry and announced he wasn't a unicorn but was actually UNICRON from Transformers The movie. He summoned the deceptions to deal with his petty work. Naturally that grey one that turns into a big gun was the first to arive followed by his right hand man Star Sceam. Then the rest of the decepticons showed up. Strangly enough, Optimus prime came too.

Pal ran to his burrito buggy and produced a bounty of burritos prepared by him and bleak. This diffused what could of became a ugle situation. The whole crew was there including someone called Net who I'de personally never heard of, but apparently he worked seasonally with PunX a few years back picking radishes in northern california. They then began to reminise about the time Cyrus got bit by a rattlesnake and Pal was forced to suck the venom from the wound. I later learned the bite occured in the genital area, and even later learned no bite had actually occured but it was just an lie concocted to throw off PaLs exconvict father to keep him from stabbing them. Strange I thought, this would of probably been the first time a mexican stabbed someone for a reason... however it never happed and probably never will.

So after all the burritos had been eated and much man sex had been had everyone went to IRC to play an internet based video game called Team Fortress Classic. EVO was forged, which was an acronym for something in spanish that means "buy a big van and low rider bicycle with gold detailing to earn you're way into heaven" They then we're told by the STA gods to play a clan called CAMF.

This was truly a match to been seen. EVO : Pal was forced to sit, as there were many lawns to be mowed in the richer whiter suburbs of Los Angeles. Everyone else played, and Cyrus was the first to discover the Heavy weapons class. All you have to do is aim and fire he exlaimed with glee. He proceeded to rack up many a point and wet his pants only 10 minutes into the match. We all knew this because he started crying over the mic. Now that isn't uncommon but we could hear his lollita of a mom say "el vato urinato el dilapito squzio" which means in english "you bastard you pissed your pants our on good delapated couch" in mexican.

Then we caped some flags and won the game.

The end.

gg CAMF!!!!!!1111oneoneoneoneleven

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