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A over (_*_)

Alright, so pre match practice was one giant clusterfuck, from our server being used for a 4v4 a good five minutes before prac, 50 million peeps running o on our d strat, laggy dutchy j0hnn13 talking loudly over his mic, and me brushing my teeth with my penis in confusion.

Eventually we go into IRC and even though I'm "[21:27] (Hate-|A|) mr i hate rd2 thanks," round one I wanted to masturbate so I didn't play at first, and natters is sexy anyway and I wanted her to round one for me, so she did because of her aforementioned sexiness.ODAY and j0hnn become double engies for round one, xfact was HW guy, and KaOs and natters were both sollies. Don't get confused with the same classes between KaOs and natters though, they had completely different jobs. Whereas KaOs was getting ass raped via incoming o all round, natters simply sat in the main room and flirted with the rest of the team. I think she had like, four kills round one, but girls don't like to kill people so maybe that was why. So that was the D, and Jake, hate, g, and zimber were offense.. or in the case of this round, they were 'I'm going to call myself offense, but I'm really going to spend all round spamming mm1 with the other team and having sex in the yard with their offense as well'.!
^_^ Didn't really matter, though, since amidst all the spamming of the mm1 button, |A| wins this round 12-5.

Round two comes along and I'm ready to play after I've finished with my masturbation sessions, and natters informs me of how little action she had round one as I would be playing her spot this time. Everyone else stayed the same on defense. Offense was mostly the same, too, but since jake wanted to watch Queer As Folk we had quick sub in on offense for him. Anyway, j0hnn made our O promise not to OvO this round.

By the looks of the mm1, I think that promise may or may not have been broken, but who am I to judge, since I was wondering what time in round two I'm going to go take a piss the entire time.

Speaking of which, I think natters either really is a little soft like pudding about killing people or just flat out lied to me, because after the first five minutes of round two, I have grenades flowing like laxatives from the massive amount of offense heading in my direction. Somehow KaOs is still getting more action than me (including having his bottom respawn spammed with gas nades apparently) so I'm obviously jealous, but at the same time I was crying because I was looking forward to playing with myself some more. Let it be known that half this round I was eating cinnamon bread and looking at porn while playie yard with their offense as well'. ^_^ Didn't really matter, though, since amidst all the spamming of the mm1 button, |A| wins this round 12-5.

Round two comes along and I'm ready to play after I've finished with my masturbation sessions, and natters informs me of how little action she had round one as I would be playing her spot this time. Everyone else stayed the same on defense. Offense was mostly the same, too, but since jake wanted to watch Queer As Folk we had quick sub in on offense for him. Anyway, j0hnn made our O promise not to OvO this round.

By the looks of the mm1, I think that promise may or may not have been broken, but who am I to judge, since I was wondering what time in round two I'm going to go take a piss the entire time.

Speaking of which, I think natters either really is a little soft like pudding about killing people or just flat out lied to me, because after the first five minutes of round two, I have grenades flowing like laxatives from the massive amount of offense heading in my direction. Somehow KaOs is still getting more action than me (including having his bottom respawn spammed with gas nades apparently) so I'm obviously jealous, but at the same time I was crying because I was looking forward to playing with myself some more. Let it be known that half this round I was eating cinnamon bread and looking at porn while playing, but I shouted random comms to make it seem otherwise (or maybe not, I black out a lot and I'm never too sure what I'm doing). Either way I think I had the right comms, since ODAY and j0hnn did fine as backup in the flag room, but we still ended up giving up a couple shitty early caps. However, once we settled in, our D was tight like a virgin catholic schoolgirl!
at a choir concert (whatever that means).

That was, though, until the last ten seconds.

So we're up by 7 going into this round. Browneye had the steady lead this round, but because of round one, we had the overall lead most of the round. Then, with ten seconds left, their offense flies in out of nowehere and manages to move the flag enough to take a one point lead. I've stopped playing at this point and I'm just staring in disbelief at the score... then wham, quick moves the Browneye flag enough to get us back a one point lead for the win. 37-31 Browneye round two, overall 43-42 |A|.

May have been an unclean match, but hey, was close none the less, very intense.

GG to vampire for predding us to lose 170-60, like gleadhraich_r is a regular fucking CTF map.

'Oscar you are so mean, isn't he kids?'
'Yeah, Oscar! You're a grouch!'

'...Bitch, I live in a fucking trash can!'

-Vermillion


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