Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2005-07-25 | STA Silver | VOO | The VooDoo Clan | 123.67 +3.19 |
FOoM | Fraternal Order of Moof | 84.55 -3.19 |
50-20 20-10 | yeger_wig yeger_wig |
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Writeup:
VOO over FOoM
Well, we played the lovely chaps over at FOOM
R1: O was dygu, smokey, myself, and Losi as swing enjy. D composed of Jum, Drix, Mustang, Friction, Slimbrady, and Losi as the swing enjy. We started out on our server about 11 mins into the match it is tied 1 vs 1. Until my screen completely frozed up, and I'm like talking to Losi on vent saying uhhhh are you moving? He's like no dawg...fuck yeah I have time to watch some of that new gay porn I downloaded earlier. So pval is like we're getting rid of this server...this has never happened before to me blah blah blah I'm a dirty tramp. You know the typical stuff old people say. We join up onto FOOM's server and I make a drastic change from playing medic, which I was doing absolutely horrible at to O demo and presto/viola I was actually killing shit. So we actually get a lot of movement this round, and had to make a slight adjustment when FOOM finially busted out the enjy.
R2: It started out pretty spiffy and all. They ran 2 O sollies I believe and they were pot shooting/dming our O in the yard. So Losi went into some heated rage on vent...very similiar to the time one of the Backstreet boys dumped him. We ensured was pure bliss, pure glory, and just something that brought a warm fuzzy feeling right between my nuts. Overall I had a lot of fun.
Jum-fM: who called you a wanker? [VOO]SlimBrady: their leader Jum-fM: well, call him a wanker right back
aztec: aztec own's
Catherine: Can I ask you a question? Why is it then whenever I tell a guy to put it wherever they want, they always stick it in my ass?
Jake: Please that's way too much information!
Catherine: Oh no Jake. Way too much information would be telling you that whenever they're done I always have to take a huge dump.
Mitch: No longer will our penises be flaccid and unused.
Bruce: No longer we steal grandfather's porn.
Ox: No longer we will wear blindfolds while jerking each other off.
[VOO]SlimBrady: foom's leader called me a wanker
[VOO]SlimBrady:how do i retort to that
der_Meuchelmorder: u dont
[VOO]SlimBrady:why not?
[VOO]SlimBrady: too gay?
der_Meuchelmorder: thats like being called a bitch
[VOO]SlimBrady: yes but in proper english
der_Meuchelmorder: if that was clever enough to hurt your feelings then you deserve to feel the pain
[VOO]SlimBrady: so its like im properly fucked
[VOO]SlimBrady:der_Meuchelmorder> say back
der_Meuchelmorder: ooo i declare you just gave me the vapors
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ok, that's the writeup from G-baby, since he was in the match. So i'm not responsible:P
Also, I just wanted to add my apologies for our server crashing and thanking foom for letting us play both rds on thier server.
GG, till next time:)
Pval
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Comments
July 26, 2005, 1:18 pm |
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whats all this spam report shit!
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July 26, 2005, 2:29 pm |
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weEe!!1 I come back nect week =X
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July 26, 2005, 7:12 pm |
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:o
I have no idea what that "SpamAssassinReport.txt" stuff is.
but it's kinda cool:)
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July 26, 2005, 9:09 pm |
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actually it hurts my eyes. bg to that
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