Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2005-08-18 | TFL 1a | -459 | Absolute Zero | 168.23 +4.56 |
njk | Never Jaded Killers | 137.84 -4.56 |
150-90 120-80 | 2mesa3 8v8 2mesa3 8v8 |
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Writeup:
-459 over njk
ya so the bottomfeeders of 1a got together for this match. a match really nobody cared about except our losing streaks. tercel phoned stayne and left 5-6 clinger voicemails saying he might be late because he was stuck in traffic driving home from his therapist where he discussed his sex affair with his twin sister. he was unable to play round 1. the match started off with equal caps going both ways. stayne and valor decided to penetrate our own offense in an elaborate plan to confuse njk's defense. this left most of the work to top5. oh azero was there too, what the fuck is wrong with this guy he has the same name as the clan, what a weirdo, whatever. oh ya and about halfway through the round we asked valor to change from demo. the dude bitched more than tercels sister begging him to stop the incest. stayne put up his tiny cock of control and he went scout and we started to cap more if I remember. the redbull and vodka kinda blurs everythin together for me now. oh i think d did good, i duno.
round2 we decided to play hoss. i dont even know who this guy is. seriously, somebody needs to explain who this guy is as soon as I finish this writeup. whatever. numb and tercel argued over who was going to play. i was scared when numb asked me to show him concs to the flag before the match. what the fuck are we doing in 1a. this kid doesnt know how to get the flag down, what the fuck is this shit. anyway, this round was about as boring as the hype for this match. seriously, this matchup between the two shittiest clans in 1a even made me sleepy and im top5. but at least it was clean. except for tercel's sisters asshole, ya he didnt play so he was tapping that shit. anyways. nerf didnt play as usual, just thought i'd mention that. dumbass got both his catacombs accounts banned. seriously, read this entire writeup in a nerf voice and you will piss yourself laughing.
~PD
GG njk. Good fun clean match. Don't disband, you are needed in 1a. we gotta play a clean clan once in a while.
-Stayne
Comments
August 19, 2005, 2:22 pm |
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gg njk. we need to scrim/play against eachother more often. awesome clan. better yet, tfl needs to make like a tfl 1b again with just us two so we dont need to get owned every week and sandbag in 2a.
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August 19, 2005, 4:56 pm |
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rofl funny fucking write up rofl at tercel too gj pd on a funny write up gj -459 and keep trying njk we are the 2 weakest in 1a we gotta keep it together
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August 19, 2005, 5:27 pm |
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i think njk is done for the most part but it was fun and took me 59 minutes to adjust to being able to conc normally wahoo.
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August 19, 2005, 6:03 pm |
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fuck you pd that girl i hooked up with looks nothing like what my sister would look like
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August 19, 2005, 10:15 pm |
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wtf tercel she looks identical to you i think it's the eyebrows and eyes maybe the nose too but dude she looks like you
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August 22, 2005, 8:45 pm |
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pd got pp2 busted LoLz! told ya so -459 :-/ im sure doc, stayne and crew will deal with him accordingly
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August 23, 2005, 10:58 pm |
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gg njk
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