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A over BV

Well then. I've never seen an |A| practice so disorganized before now (well actually I have, but that's neither here nor there). Anyway, at 9 o'clock, I see...

(hat`) where's john
[21:05] (hat`) (20:55:55) (speed-) dunno
[21:05] (hat`) (20:56:07) (hat`) :.
[21:05] (hat`) (20:56:09) (hat`) :/
[21:05] (hat`) (20:56:11) (speed-) buit nobody else wants to run it and so everyone is just leaving practice
[21:07] (hat`) verm you have a strat inmind?

So yeah, I tried to get in charge until I see everyone marinating in the |A| server like 'omg liek the o is going to use vent and d uses in game' 'no wait bitch i have no fucking vent you fag' 'omg my testicles have not descended yet' so, needless to say, things didn't look good. WarPig wanted to HW but I had come into the server practicing HW, and so he apparently got upset or whatever, so yeah.

D: JXC (me) - HW | Speed/Will - Soldiers | WombRipper - Engy | Amp - Demo
O: Zimber/Sherman/Necro/Mustang

So we pile into the BV server, and we're surprised to find that our D is tighter than a virgin's vagina. The O pushed hard all round and worked well together, whipping out 31 caps (19 of which belonging to pwnmaster Necro). I cried because I was so bored with the spam, but it was all good. BV kept pushing, though, and they managed to get 2 caps in the middle of the round. Alas, they couldn't get a good rally going and we shut them down gangbusters. Womb got a wrench kill this round, also, and it had me humming the Highlander theme song in my head. Round One = 310 - 20 |A|

So round two comes along, and the first thing I see in the match channel...

[22:15] (MrBeefy-|A|) ill demo
[22:16] (MrBeefy-|A|) hurry up
[22:16] (MrBeefy-|A|) im demo nigs
[22:16] (MrBeefy-|A|) wat is this crap
[22:16] (speed-) its called tfc

So, because hate was all like

(hat`) take some charge

the first thing I decided to do about this, was simply put:

[22:16] * MrBeefy-|A| was kicked by JustinXcorE (for the love of god, stop crying)

Owned.

Round two lineups:
D: Necro - HW | Sexah/Will - Soldiers | WombRipper - Engy | JXC - Demo
O: Speed/Zimber/Sherman/Amp

Some people say that my demoman is godlike. Some say that it has the power to move mountains. In this case, it assisted in a complete lockdown of round two, and with Necro and his 'omg i'm rusty but i'm on the list' concaim, Sexah and Will's nice comms, and Womb's three wrench kills (?!), we kept BV scoreless. In consequence, our O seemed a bit slower than round one, but with the lead we had up to that point, it didn't really matter.

And on separate note, one of the BV o almost died in the |A| respawn with the flag, and it made me die a little on the inside seeing Necro open the door and the little scout BARELY get the flag back out. All of this happened while Speed was marinating in our spawn and raping the bags, while screaming 'STOP ALL THE DOWNLOADIN'.... ALL YOUR BAGS ARE BELONG TO SPEEEEEEED'. Oh well, better than listening to Beefy sounding like his testicles got caught in an elevator door for thirty minutes.

Then I got a few blue pipe kills and the world shifted back into its proper axis again. Round two ended 170-0, making the final 480-20, a great sign considering how bad things were looking just before the match.

[23:04] (ZImber) be like we won this one for john
[23:05] (ZImber) and say
[23:05] (ZImber) I jxc, love men

Sad thing is, I really do love men. :( *hugs Kaysin plushie* Meh.

GG BV, you good sports, you. I don't love you as much as I do Kaysin, but you guys are pretty cool none the less. <3!

JXC

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