Match info

Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2005-10-20 TFL 2a VOO The VooDoo Clan 131.15 
 +3.65
HOP House of Pain 102.19 
 -3.65
60-20 
170-0
Canalzon
Canalzon
Regular

Writeup:

VOO over HOP

We played both rounds on VOodoo's server. O r1 composed of KD, Knightmare, Mikester, and Jum. D: Cpi, Ooter, Mustang, Slimbrady, and myself. They tried using a 2 eng strat, but our O was up to the challange after they oiled each other up during prematch. After 5 caps went out they changed up and held well afterwards. Our D gave up a quick 2 caps, but from there we drank the holy waters of Lake Tittiecaka and presto we had our shit together. They started to OvO a bit, but failed to realize they were down at the time.

R2: Slim had to get going so knightmare went to play demo and Aztec came in on O. Things got intersting with that HOP started with 6 or 7 at first, then advanced to 8, but towards the last 5 mins of the match had 5. Towards the guys that left or just didn't show after r1 for HOP BG to you. You have a great leader in Dre, and this is the kind of respect you give him unbelieveable. So we all get bored and mass engineers started popping out of the wood work kind of like when you flash money at Jum he tries to suck your cock. Eventually I went spy to easily throw down any self-esteem jum had left to thinking he was a better spy than me. It was like Discreet OvO all over again.

Oot|hW: i tried to steal franks cap
Oot|hW: and fucking jum stole it from me
Oot|hW: douche
Kdd: i tried to steal that last second cap :(
FrankisMaximus`: yeah I thought I was going to make it
FrankisMaximus`: until I saw 08302842084308i pipes on cap point
jum: Laughing Out Loud
jum: Laughing Out Loud
jum: that was me
jum: i really gotta shit
jum: so brb

Mikester`: gbaby is kinda a joke
Mustang-aM: it was
Mustang-aM: we had like 3 or 4 sgs up
Mustang-aM: and everyone either in the yard or enemy base
Mustang-aM: except poor Ooter
Mustang-aM: then they about capped at the end
Mustang-aM: I was like not on my fuckin watch
Mustang-aM: so I went demo
Oot|hW: i went in the yard
Mustang-aM: think me and Knight was in the yard piping the flag
Oot|hW: and attacked sniping mike.
cpi3`astros: lmao, jum, mustang and me went 3 demo
cpi3`astros: no we all 3 piped the flag
Mustang-aM-: so many green pipes on that flag
Mustang-aM-: someone was bound to kill them if flag was touched
Oot|hW: emp?
Oot|hW: lol
cpi3`astros: yeah, unless we managed to mess it up
Mustang-aM-: nah we got the flag return

Andy Stitzer: [after having wax ripped the hair from his nipple] Nipplefucker!
Haziz: How come we never get invited to parties? What are we, fucking Al Qaeda?
Jay: Dude, it's not a big deal that you like to fuck guys. I'm cool, I got friends who fuck guys... in jail.
Beth: [Andy is staring at her] Can I help you?
Andy Stitzer: Do I need help?
Beth: Ummm... is there something you are looking for?
Andy Stitzer: Is there something I should be looking for?
Beth: We have an extensive do-it-yourself section.
Andy Stitzer: Do you like to... do it yourself?
Mooj: Go fuck a goat.
David: Dude, you look like a man-o-lantern.
Health Clinic Counselor: Oral sex...
Boy at Health Clinic: Sounds like my Friday night.



Comments

Old October 22, 2005, 9:51 pm
lol good writeup pval, Yeah I wish me being nice to people and being leniant to there RL would make them want to play for me but unfortunately thats not the case. So thats why Pedro and I are gonna start being dicks and running a more elitist style clan as why losi left. Too many babies in this community these days hard to please them all. Anyways gg VOO, i wasn't expecting such a tough challenge as you guys presented. Any other clans out there reading this do not play VOO on prolifique unless u have TDA's roster.
 
Old October 22, 2005, 10:10 pm
gg friction and qwerty might as well move in and get his and his towls.
 
Old October 23, 2005, 1:39 am
lol, that was G-baby's writeup, i'm too lazy;/ btw, I run a very laid back clan. I just hand pick the people here. And i always let people leave with no problems because, how can anyone know if they will get along with a clan right away. I always let guys come in, if they past my Pre-screening:P And if they don't like us they can leave, np:) So i end up with guys who WANT to be here. Now this may mean we play in copper for a while, ( which we did till I got knighmare back with us to help pull us out)but we have fun:) I dunno, i have strict rules, but only a couple, but i'm firm on them. Ya, I'm proud of these guys, especially the ones that have stuck it out from the bottom to where we are now, where ever that is:P But nonetheless, you guys played a strong rd1, sorry your guys didn't stay for rd2, you weren't that far behind:) gg and gl in the future:) Pval
 


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