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Guest Writeup Artist: Angel

It was a dark and stormy night when the titans met on the battlefield. I stood at attention grasping my super shotgun glaring into the now ravaged grassland. On the other side I could vaguely make out the shadows of 9 morbidly obese men. I immediately realized I was facing the Decepticons. As they got closer we could hear them chanting Transform. Our first impressions were that we were fighting dyxlexic down syndrome ridden morons, but then I remembered Fain was on our team. Suddenly with a clasp of thunder the Decepticons transformed into robots! I thought we were finished til I turned my head to see StrideX jumping up and down. I figured it was some sort of get into hype manuever at first, but then I saw he wasn't stopping. Malice took control and started giving us orders while PSYCOSACK soiled his garments. Prime, Unfor, Decap, PSYCOSACK, and myself on Defense he shrieked, Angel, StrideX, RocketFly, Diablo on Offense he roared.

The battle began with the gods themselves pounding the earth. The Offense took off first for both teams and cluttered the field screaming at eachother to get the fuck out of the way. From rushing past the 800 pound Dys whom was holding a dougnut like his own offspring, and the stoned Canadian who thought it was Tuesday, the Crew was able to get a touch on the enemy flag. The AngdeX combo was invincible capturing the flag within minutes, as the Defense held together with the might of Unfor. There were casualties however, due to the contstant fighting and stench of blood Diablo vomitted. We compasionately told him to go relax in the House of Healing. Just in time Qemikal rode up on horseback with his glimmering crowbar. The Offense kept capturing the flag as the Defense kept slapping Scorcher down. The round ended with a score of 45-0 in favor of the Crew.

Both sides were allowed a short time to gather their dead in peace. Right after this, the second round of war was at a start. This time the robots upgraded their OS to Windows 3.1 and got a touch first. We pondered how, then realized it was because Syphon took the position of Demoman this time around, a deadly mistake. The robots saw a lead and though they would be triumphent however the Offense saw a weakness in the Decepticons strategy. With the speed of Hermes and the might of Thor the Crew rushed behind the robots Defense. Their only opposition was an imp by the name of TJCooker whom was easily overtaken. The Decepticon Offense led by the drunk Jew Scorcher pulled a flag to the field. The Crew Offense came to the Defense's assistance and threw all they had into holding the flag. For 5 minutes a great scrimmage took place between both teams in the middle of the field. The decepticons managed to get the cap, and tie the score. But in the end it was fruitless, as the 50-50 score was not
enough for victory.

The Crew dismantled the remaining robots and began the celebration festival with confetti and hot celebrities. -[MoC]- over |D| 95-50.

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