Match info

Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2006-02-13 STA Silver VOO The VooDoo Clan 124.83 
 +7.87
HOP House of Pain 129.54 
 -7.87
200-50 
130-40
Epicenter
Epicenter
Regular

Writeup:

VOO over HOP

R1: Coni, Aztec, Dygu, Ooter, Losi, myself, KD, Jum, Soapy, and Jiymd.

Knightmare was suppose to play this round first, but suddenly realize that he hadn't TiVoed his favorite show Will & Grace. Coni was getting plenty of action up top, but he's use to lots of big foreign objects flying at his face...so all was well. Aztec's mic wasn't working so we all had a grand old time calling him every other name in the book on vent, Dygu played today for the first time in ages...he didn't want to go out in the real world because he was afraid he might lag out there and die, Ooter was our brickwall and Losi's fuzzy little security blanket, and Losi was the ultimate power ranger tonight dodging MIRVS left and right and busting out meditating to regain his mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.

KD was just purely a work horse. Making D at times seem immensly boring, Jiymd was at times running with 10 ft light saber..playing the key position of I FUCK SHIT UP, Soapy ran around killing and infecting shit. If he hadn't had so many infects the poor bastard would have probably hanged himself. Just like when Jum beat him in a igloo building contest luckily enough the rope was a bit worn. Jum also didn't have a working mic, had his moniter turned off, and was playing ITSKETCH while eating french fries with gravy.

R2 had the following changes with Knightmare, Rampaging Squirrel, Fireblade, and Mikester coming.

Mikester was at times running the flag, and failed to mention when the flag was coming making me yell at him. Damnit Mikester I thought we were MYSPACE PALS WTF. Knightmare paired up with Jiymd to bring upon the sniper death squad, Rampaging Squirrel to start off with had a double air shot, but after that happened came quickly to realize that he is terrible, and making such kills was just not himself. Fireblade was hoping to end the round with no deaths, but Jiymd and I fucked his world up. There were some hostile remarks of blah blah blah I'm a dirty wanker, but all was well. GG HOP Gl in your future matches







Comments

Old February 14, 2006, 5:34 pm
this was a grueling and intense match right down to the first 54 seconds. then it all went to hell and got boring. stupid kd kept capping before anyone could have any fun.
 
Old February 14, 2006, 9:38 pm
yeah tell me bout it, mean KD. We were like right beside apc 13 times and he capped. Yeah we gave up after 6-3 u guys had control at that point, gay map. I should have taken the prolifique option.
 
Old February 14, 2006, 9:40 pm
2 maps now on the don't play VOO on list: Prolifique, epicenter.
 
Old February 14, 2006, 10:18 pm
eating french fries with gravy i think thats called pootean i cant spell but u get the idea fuck head gg hop
 
Old February 14, 2006, 11:28 pm
HOP, you sorry shits cant do anything right.
 
Old February 15, 2006, 12:16 am
rofl I got to play d. Awesome match.
 
Old February 15, 2006, 12:42 am
JMH

Frank, you silly hoser, poutine has cheese in it as well.
 
Old February 15, 2006, 4:27 am
poutine ftw. ps, praxis got owned!
 
Old February 15, 2006, 8:01 am
gg not a fan of that map
 
Old February 15, 2006, 5:43 pm
gglol
 
Old February 15, 2006, 6:12 pm
How the fuck I'm I suppose to know it is called pountine? I can't wait till we annex your sorry country :P
 
Old February 15, 2006, 10:10 pm
so much for HOP being the best clan ever fucking wrecked against decent competition but hey, gj against inferno and gt; you sure showed them
 
Old February 16, 2006, 3:20 am
we haven't played gt| yet, nobody ever said HOP was the best clan. Were a team in tfc here to compete.
 
Old February 17, 2006, 6:57 am
lol @ best clan ever.
 
Old March 1, 2006, 8:04 am
Cant a clan have a bad week? Good job Suttercane on talking shit, you moron!
 


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