Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2006-03-16 | TFL 1a | ae | Absolute Eminence | 825.81 +6.96 |
H2K | Hard To Kill | 231.62 -6.96 |
214-115 274-145 | Scrummage Scrummage |
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Writeup:
ae over H2K
Tonight we had the pleasure of facing H2K, Hard 2 Kill. Wait, wait let me back track a little bit?earlier in the day some guy named adverse, I think that?s what his name was, messaged Ultima if we would like to change the map. Of course we agree being that the map tonight was going to be scrummage, so we give them a list of A+ maps. He claimed he would converse with his best friends and choose a map from the list. About 8 Wheaties eating sessions, 2 hours, pass and still no response from their fearless leader, advert? Or was it advertisement? I forgot. So we just assume we are changing the map, we were apparently wrong. 10 minutes before the match we get a pm from adiversify, god damnit I can?t remember his name for shit, saying we are playing scrummage after all. Well we don?t really want to due to no one in our clan enjoys scrummage besides WWJD reptile and Mexi-melt Endurance, so of course we object. After talking to SwampByrd, an STA admin, for 15 or so minutes we just say ?fuck it? and we?ll take H2K on their best map.
So we enter their server around 9:14 or so and they claim we forfeited, which I guess is understandable if you have Down syndrome. So we wait in their server for a good 15-20 minutes playing with ourselves and getting dressed to go to the clubs, and low and behold here they come joining the server slower than Corky from Life Goes On.
Rd1: was like playing a team of Helen Keller?s with the aim like Michael J Fox. I spend most of my time shooting smiley faces and puppies into their bases walls. Round ends a lot to practically nothing
Rd2: We figured they would have forfeited after such a beating on their best map, but to our surprise they join the server with full passion ready to make a miraculous comeback. We decide to give them some slack so we put in Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder but apparently even the blind duo can dominate H2K. 5 minutes left in the match and our rides waiting to head to the clubs we decide to just leave knowing they wont be able to catch up.
Overall: The only chance they had was our team falling through the many porous holes in Dospac?s face. I?m thinking you guys might need to change your name from H2K to something on the lines of H2lookatourselvesinthemirrorwithoutcrying
Comments
March 20, 2006, 9:02 pm |
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So mean.... =(
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March 20, 2006, 10:22 pm |
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That's the best writeup I've read in a long time
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March 20, 2006, 11:22 pm |
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Are you saying that 2 guys that play by feeling out braille on their monitors beat H2K?
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March 21, 2006, 6:32 am |
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our best map? yeah...no..half of our players hadn't even played it in a match. I wanted to play it, though and so did a few others, nice and chaotic.
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March 21, 2006, 12:22 pm |
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Adverse was the one that went to you and asked for a map change, before asking the rest of the clan. Most of us wanted to play scrummage. He thought we didn't. Either way I still had fun
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March 21, 2006, 7:12 pm |
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is it a few or is it most, get the story straight first you dirty liars.
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March 22, 2006, 2:37 am |
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Haha, that has to be one of the best writeups i've ever read.
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March 23, 2006, 12:58 am |
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Oh so basically it was adverse's fault, I am shocked and amazed
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