Match info

Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2006-04-03 STA Silver fs Freestyle 160.60 
 +9.74
THOA The Horsemen of Apocalypse 112.58 
 -3.91
40-0 
40-0
Redgiant
Redgiant
Defend

Writeup:

fs over THOA

THOA, THOA, THOA. Well what can we say about these guys. They are one of the many clans that reap the benefit of starters not showing up, and win when a legendary clan is short. This time we played them with a full roster, complete with the necessary legends to play the game. Jeb (yeah, what kind of faggot shit is that... , looks like an asian vagina or something)... held shit down with his terrible clang clangtastic engineering skills. Stiffler got benched for [D.v.S]$olid_$nake, because he showed up at 9:36 for r1. HadeS ruined FD soldiers and HWGuy's with mirvs, screaming "ruined killed by your own teamate faggots!!" with a tiger woods accent on vent. Our D did horrible as they allowed a touch or two by THOA's offense. Round 1... 40 - 0, fs.

Round 2 with the harbringers of arrogance, and we put Stiffler in this time, with his amazing 160 ping. HypE carried the offense as usual with his ^Ni calibre dominating skills, moving the flag up the stairs 1 step at a time every single run. HadeS played defense demo this time and didn't help at all, but he looked good since Stiffler gave him a cap. Jeb shit his pants as usual when he gets too excited about winning at video games. BlinK played soldier or something, further procrastinating to get into a decent college and acheive in life. (Sup waldbaum's boy?). By the way Kent got like 90 kills each round, ruining all inferior medics or spies that tried to step up to his Kobe Bryant game. West west y'all. End of round 40 - 0, fs. Making it 80-0 for fs.

It was a clean game aside from slurpee and hype getting stabbed mid field by a spy and then having to take 5 minutes afk to blow dry their keyboards mid round (tears dripped into the keys, rendering them useless). Legends prevail when they show up, Good game.
PS: Leaders who bench you at 9:36 are faggots.

Write up done by Stiffler.

Defense: blink, kent, jeb, gen(r1), hades(r2), projekt(r1), mercenary(r2)
Offense: slurpee, hype, snake, stiffler(r2), hades(r1)

gg THOA



Comments

Old April 4, 2006, 3:38 am
fuck spies who OvO.... other than that, gg THOA
 
Old April 4, 2006, 4:21 am
all i can say is ROFL
 
Old April 4, 2006, 4:59 am
kw_

neat im kobe bryant. go me.
 
Old April 4, 2006, 7:19 am
lol sorry about that hype, but you know that slurpee is to blame for that just as much as I am... gg fs gl in gold
 
Old April 4, 2006, 4:29 pm
'they are one of the many clans that reap the benefit of starters not showing up, and win when a legendary clan is short.' true, however, your clan is not 'legendary' also, last time we played you, you had all your starters...all your starters this time around were new additions to your team that weren't rostered at that point. (with the exceptions of hype and blink) plus, if we're gonna get crucified for saying something about Slurpee hacking, then half the community should be as well. i had fun though, gl in the future fellas.
 
Old April 4, 2006, 4:55 pm
ION

Before you get upset, Gambit, look at who wrote the writeup. Stiffler is a fucking idiot and probably doesn't speak for the rest of the team. Im actually surprised they let him do the writeup.
 
Old April 4, 2006, 7:07 pm
gg <3 merc
 
Old April 4, 2006, 7:16 pm
lol that's why i made sure I put Write up done by Stiffler so everyone wouldn't think I said all that. shit.. he spent like 20 minutes writing that up with his little brain i'll post it for him, it was funny anyways.
 
Old April 4, 2006, 8:18 pm
we had more touches than you round 1 and I had more than anyone overall, that counts for something right? GL in Gold guys. btw Jeb get a SteamID more than 5 months old! ;) And Slurpee don't let PD hack using your computer.
 
Old April 5, 2006, 12:36 am
kw_

everyone knows touching the flag, and getting killed instantly and the flag moving half a cunt hairs distance counts.
 
Old April 5, 2006, 12:50 am
ok, ok.. let's keep it clean people lol don't want to see any flame wars happening here..
 
Old April 5, 2006, 8:02 am
BoSlim you're an idiot.
 
Old April 5, 2006, 12:54 pm
looks like fs has a solid team. GL to you guys int he future
 
Old April 5, 2006, 2:08 pm
Blink and Kent learn to take a joke you douches. In the writeup it said we had a couple touches, so I was just making a joke that we actually had more rd1. Way to jump all over me though, you guys are so cool and unbelievable at tfc.
 
Old April 5, 2006, 5:14 pm
ffs...is every freakin loss going to result in whining? this shit is getting old
 
Old April 5, 2006, 10:59 pm
kw_

how am i not taking a joke, i shot bck with a joke. so perhaps you should take your own advice. yes we're amazingly cool and we are obviously unbelivable at tfc, being the silver champs.
 
Old April 6, 2006, 1:57 am
nice cover saying it was a joke.
 
Old April 9, 2006, 1:38 am
lol
 


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