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MoC over DvS

Tonight we played [DvS] Did Void Shit? It was played on a map called shutdown 2. I was at work so you can expect this write up to contain a bunch of bullshit that didn?t happen. Lets begin.

So I got home and we appear to be winning rd1. I joined vent and saw that gogeta was playing? I quickly wiped the sweat from my face and furiously clicked to join the channel hoping that thing might be going terribly wrong. However, when I clicked on the channel it asked me for a password. I started to randomly enter passwords but nothing worked. I didn?t know what so I smoked some weed and passed out.

When I woke out it rd1 was over. Ironicly malice had just woke up too but instead of passing out due to massive weed inhalation he had fallen asleep due to massive jacking off with his fleshlight. So, I come to find out that prime was lagging and consequently sucked. DvS ended up capping 8 and we got 8?

Ok, let me take this time to tell you a little story?
Well an unfortunately incident happened a few days ago. You see, MoC doesn?t recruit players that have a bad work ethic. Several of our scouts find us players with great potential and we how that with their work ethic they will become one of the best at the game. So, one of our fairly new players, Morael, was hard at work one day. He played 2v2 after 2v2 for eight hours straight. At the end of his workout session he had a burning sensation in his eyes. He went to see a doctor the next morning and he basically said something along the lines of ?stop playing damn computer games you nerd.? Morael was a bit disappointed and was considering suicide (Everquest syndrome). Fortunately, MoC?s research and design department develop some special gaming glasses for morael to wear www.clanjd.com/avi/glasses.jpg As you can see we modified the design of the traditional Eskimo glasses to cut down on sunlight. This enables morael to have maximum visibility without the pain of glarin!
g light from his monitor. Although we were sure that morael would be ready to play, we sent him on assignment to triple A to rehab.

Ok, so our 10 year old is benched and me and Diablo end up playing. We also bench out lagger on the ramp. We also spun the leader of the week wheel before rd2 and it landed on decap so he got to play ramp and is also responsible for all leader activities for the next week or until he leaves moc, which ever comes first. So rd2 DvS gets and ez cap. Even though I was thinking WTF, I knew we had the best player in tfc on O so it was all good (you can guess who). We had a hard time but we eventually capped. Stridex isn?t in ?z- so he fell in the pit with the flag. We?ll probably trade him for a top prospect in triple A for his unprofessional play.

You may be asking, why this writeup is so long? Well I actually alt+tabbed right after DvS capped. I mean shit, I don?t play with loser you know? Of course I?m not stupid enough to let them know I?m alt+tab. I?d go in and capped the flag and alt+tab again. So yeah, they really didn?t need me anyway. In the end, we won 50-30. Personally, I don?t think it wasn?t that close of a game but GG nonetheless.

And final I end with this so they you all may better yourself in the game of TFC:

?The definition of air control which we have defined, does not limit air control to only when you are above and not touching the ground, but instead it also includes the acts of any movement while making contact with any type of airy aura. Air control consists of every moment of control you exert in Half-life, except the moment when your potential and kinetically energy is at zero.

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cp by stridex
gg DvS.

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