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MoC over D

Ok, my editor says I?m to be more insulting in my writeups. Personally, I see this as being an entertaining, casual, friendly writeup, but since you fuckers asked for it you are going to mother fucking get it?fags? Ok I just realize I suck at this but I?ll try.

Rd1 we barely get 9. Leg, who usually shows didn?t. He was probably busy inserting pictures every 100 frames of naked man into Syphon?s avi. That way when people watch it they will think it?s gay and throwing up? So morael puts on his glasses and starts his computer. His computer wasn?t working right, so I told him to paypal me money and I?d fix it for him, but instead I just told him it was broke and he had to go buy a new video card. Anyway, syphon tells |D| to shut the fuck up after they started spamming some retarded bind about them transforming into some plastic toy. The round starts and syphon gets a long distance conc shotty. So he waits for about 1 minute shocked to death screaming on his mic like the little transvestite he is. His mom heard him and started yelling at him. Syphon held him mic down and yell ?MOM!? in the tone of voice one would have if they got caught jacking off to bisexual midget porn (I?m sure that?s happen to you before). So D decides to run 50 medics dicking around while everyone else tries to hold the flag area. Yeah, that might of worked if they didn?t suck ass. Somehow they capped a couple time, and ofcourse it was all crimmy?s fault running around the map trying to keep up with morael?s kill total. However, crimmy made up for it when he capped the flag as hw. I mean, it?s one think if oracle-z- capped it as hw, but this was crimmy. Hell, just a few weeks ago he was in some newbie bronze clan. 4-3 MoC.

Syphon is pissed and yelling at people, but then realizes he isn?t the leader this week. So decap just says that we need to kill more. Well, apparently we did. Not only did morael get 180 but we had 3 others over 100. We raped them pretty bad in kills and we even capped one more than them. 4-3 MoC.

Now, this is where the fun starts. You see people think morael hacks. He was banned and stuff, even in NV, etc. So D decides to dispute him because he was killing everything he saw and he even jumped over the roof and landed onto the ladder, no damage taken zeal style. Plus, it didn?t help that morael whored D for NV. But you see, the jokes on them. You see morael didn?t even play. He was busy figuring out how to illegal download windows xp. So, people start pm?ing him asking for his demos. I told him to reply, ?Bitch don?t you know who I am?.I?m the juggernaught bitch.? So, that logically cleared things up and people stopped responding. So, I had to go paypal some admins that I supposedly pay to keep me from getting unbanned, and then I had to sit here and write this fucking retarded writeup (because I?m MoC?s slave) and sit in vent and listen to a 10 year old get raped in a 4v4.

I leave you with the words of the one who will bring prosperity and balance to tfc:
?My return will be single most greatest resurrection this world has seen, only that of Jesus can marvel. There will be many that will doubt your ability and many that will criticize you for your alliance, but remain steadfast and know that only the chosen will be saved when I return.?

writeup by Leg

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