Match info

Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2006-05-22 STA Gold MoC Murderball Owning Crew 322.51 
 +17.21
qp Quixotic Paradigm 306.92 
 -17.21
150-0 
10-0
Shutdown2 8v8
Shutdown2 8v8
Regular

Writeup:

MoC over qp

Ok, you can consider this my last and final write-up for this fucking clan. I played my ass off for them, get disputed, and they decide to bench me. I was told that I need to ?stand low? until the hacking rumors stopped. Well, fuck that. Since I?m leaving, I?ll give a couple shout outs to these losers.



First off syphon. You fucking hillbilly wigger. After all I did for you? I taught you how to jump around pillars, how to airshot, how to make fun of killab? and you?ve done nothing but kick me out of m3, give me shitty rap songs for you avi, and make fun of my precious guild, even though everyone does that, but you did it the most!



Morael: I taught you how to hack and not get caught. I even helped you fix your unfixable computer. Now you think your better than me getting 180 kills on run, well fuck you, gobble gobble!



Stridex: Dude, I so use to rape you when you were in beer. I was your idol, I was your friend! Now you think you?re a big shot in ^Ni with your bhop.dll chophop shit. Well?I?d insult you more but I?m sure people make fun of all the pimples on your face enough in real life.



Crimmy: I shouldn?t even be writing this since you just joined, but you?re admin status has saved my ass a few times. For that I say, thanks you little fucking baby. Go have sex with killab.



Psycosack: Psychoanalyze this: YOU were always a friend to me. You ARE an Amazing FUCKING player. However, we?ve had our differences, HOMO. The End.



Malice: I can?t believe someone would actually cut off their limbs just to be like me, wow! I was really touched to first hear about it. Then I noticed he started bragging about his unbelievable tfc feet skills. I hope someone rips off your legs so you can learn how to type/play tfc with your penis.



Diablo: Dude, we were buds back in the day. You hacked so much, and you had so many disputes, so you started playing O. Man, I still have that picture you gave me. You still are the #1 real life HW guy in my life, you fucking fat pig ? go eat morael, he tastes like turkey.



Decap: I don?t really know much about you, played against you a few times. I thought you use to suck, you still do and you are the worst one week leader moc has ever had.



Royal: You are the weirdest person I?ve ever talked to. All your sentences are indirectly stated and it takes about a month to finally comprehend what the hell you were talking about. You always talk shit about my avi?s too yet you have nothing to back it up bitch.



Ch: At first I thought ch stood for cheater, but then I googled it and found that ch means ?cocksmoker that goes on irc.gamesurge.net in channel #moc?. If you were so good at hiding your cheats we would have kicked your ass out a month ago. Now, finish my hack you computer nerd.



Ok speeding things up, Gogeta: you sound like a 10 year old girl, void: you look like a white barry bonds but you always find naked picture of boys for me ? thanks, collision: you are an annoy little fuck and you aren?t going to be in the avi fucker. Mike: you sound like a 9 year old girl. Everyone else, fuck you too.



Oh yeah, they played ofire, qp was short. For those who don?t know, riven?s loyally still resides with moc. We payed him off (void gave him some gay porn, just how he likes it) and qp was consequently short 1 man. So, things start we get the flag and stuff, and cap it. That pretty much went on the entire match. qp could barely move our flag at all. Syphon?s mouse locked so he had to aim/move with his keyboard ? old school. People started to potshot but we started to cap more so it ended 150-0 MoC.



Well, that?s it. I?m done with this shit. All I do is make writeups for this clan. Come to find out, this is the sole reason they even recruited me? So gg MoC. I?ll gonna pull a fatal?.yes I?m leaving for real?but I?ll be back?.next week.


Leg.



Comments

Old May 23, 2006, 7:07 am
good man leg
 
Old May 23, 2006, 7:46 am
M^X

gg i guess
 
Old May 23, 2006, 4:16 pm
ur the hillbilly wigger
 
Old May 23, 2006, 9:49 pm
killab sucks
 
Old May 23, 2006, 9:59 pm
smel-ol donatello
 
Old May 24, 2006, 1:04 am
hopefully next time we'll have 9! gg negroz
 
Old May 24, 2006, 3:22 am
Bye Leg ur -z- will be missed
 
Old May 24, 2006, 3:27 am
hey blink yah ur o maybe woulda capped but u still used 5 d and our offense DESTROYED u
 
Old May 24, 2006, 6:03 am
syphon still wets his bed
 
Old May 24, 2006, 3:09 pm
im soooooooo sick of u psy always with the remarks enough!
 
Old May 25, 2006, 4:08 am
shutup syphon
 
Old May 27, 2006, 4:24 pm
aww leggy :(
 
Old May 29, 2006, 12:57 pm
lol, pull a fatal.
 
Old June 11, 2006, 2:31 am
That was the best write-up I have ever read! :D !!!
 


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