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Match info

Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2006-05-22 STA Gold TDA Tap Dat Ass 2321.21 
 +19.30
D The Decepticons! 236.86 
 -7.10
40-100 
110-50
10-0
Shutdown2 8v8
Shutdown2 8v8
Shutdown2 8v8
Defend

Writeup:

TDA over D

I'd like to point out that before this match, TDA decided it was in the best interest for TFC to make the game as close as possible. That being said, TDA needed some handicaps.

Round 1, on TDA's west-coast whine fest.

Hell downloads 15 torrents simulaneously, while phish plays on an ipod and rep decides to let his sister take over, so he can loop "hakuna matata" in winamp. Phaser and mw sip wine while listening to dex play "moonlight sonata" with his feet, as azrael bench presses whole cows in his spare time. Deciding to up the ante, Harmony replaces his keyboard with a piece of cardboard, complete with letters drawn in magic marker.
Round 1 ends 40-100, D.

Round 2, on D's east coast transforming microwave oven.

Wheaties decides to take a break from juggling puppies to grace the server with his presense, along with omega, who is lucky to be alive after a real life encounter with Badluck. A lucky man, indeed. Calculating how they could make the game as close as possible, TDA brings in a steady flow of caps, while strategically letting their flag out a few times.
Round 2 ends 110-50, TDA.

Overtime, once again on D's magic microwave oven.

Having succeeded in bringing the game to over-time, TDA realized that the mission was complete, and it was getting late. Deciding to end things as quickly as possible, TDA's offense ran formation ALPHA, BETA, CHARLIE, OMEGA. Hell and wheaties spontaneously exploded, as harmony flies over 8 D defenders and sacrifices himself to get the button. Omega casually walks the flag out water, taking breaks to enjoy a wine cooler on the way. I believe rep ended up capping the flag, with a total round time of about 34 seconds.
Match ends 160-150, TDA.

gG D. For a visual of how the match went, visit the following link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV42HgDwSas
As hell would put it, "crushed like bug".



Comments

Old May 23, 2006, 7:39 am
lollz best writeup
 
Old May 23, 2006, 12:52 pm
gg making ALPHA, BETA, CHARLIE, OMEGA a success. p.s. wine coolers are for pussies.
 
Old May 23, 2006, 1:55 pm
sounds like a great game... but how come it was so lop-sided each round?
 
Old May 23, 2006, 2:13 pm
dys

Indeed that was a diabolical plan! It had to be tough with so many of our guys dropping r2. gg guys
 
Old May 23, 2006, 4:11 pm
is the konspiracy site fucked or something? it seems like it never records title matches properly anymore.
 
Old May 23, 2006, 4:28 pm
we only dropped 4 different people dys.
 
Old May 23, 2006, 4:33 pm
dys, I'm sorry recruiting fainraven specifically for this match didn't work out for you. Also Isotopes has only 7 steam id's you may need to add all of them to roster..just kidding they are VAC banned. http://tracker.thecatacombs.net/?ip=24.127.86.104&ex_ip=1 But seriously..gg, was intense, can't stop hell w/ 300 ping and harmony with his cardboard keyboard.
 
Old May 23, 2006, 4:46 pm
dys

lol yeah, we recruited with the sole purpose of playing against you. The whole world revolves around TDA doesn't it? but seriously, gg. it was intense. and you did a fine job of capping when our engi's keyboard died and a couple offense dropped.
 
Old May 23, 2006, 4:48 pm
dys

gj working your HLTV by the way. Is it still buffering the match today?
 
Old May 23, 2006, 5:29 pm
in conclusion, this whole match write up was one long, overexaggerated and far from humorous excuse
 
Old May 23, 2006, 6:40 pm
Don't worry, I have informed the match writeup author to come up with better excuses for winning in the future.
 
Old May 23, 2006, 6:51 pm
Rep

Dys did a lot!!! whole 30 kills at button.
 
Old May 23, 2006, 7:12 pm
dys

Yeah! And I wasn't even playing button! AMAZING!
 
Old May 23, 2006, 9:59 pm
Seems TDA has been handed down the asshole role from ae, just when I thought I'd miss it.
 
Old May 23, 2006, 10:10 pm
Certain members in their clan have bad blood left from their HC matches and they just transfered it over to our clan. Even before the match started half their names were trying to make fun of our clan/members..also the trash talk from tfc superstars like sutterkane. Whatever floats your boat
 
Old May 23, 2006, 11:56 pm
Rep

Sorry Dys 30 kills playing T. I was just comparing to Azrael's 200 kills. btw my left nut was doing more damage. ZING!
 
Old May 23, 2006, 11:58 pm
lol what is so hard to understand about crushed like bug. good luck next time
 
Old May 24, 2006, 12:42 am
wow you fucking losers. honest to god.
 
Old May 24, 2006, 12:59 am
suck me
 
Old May 24, 2006, 1:07 am
ahahah that video ahaha
 
Old May 24, 2006, 2:00 am
that is the second time a TDA member has asked me to fulfill their sexual fantasies.
 
Old May 24, 2006, 2:39 pm
and it wont be the last time either from TDA kaleb.
 
Old May 24, 2006, 3:34 pm
All I have to say, is that Azrael is a sexy bitch and I miss our quality time
 
Old May 24, 2006, 3:38 pm
oh no, the homosexual numbers in TDA just keep rising.
 
Old May 24, 2006, 3:46 pm
and to further solidify my statement we have TDA user profiles: http://tda.kulturny.com/?a=roster&id=51 http://tda.kulturny.com/?a=roster&id=23 http://tda.kulturny.com/?a=roster&id=28
 
Old May 24, 2006, 4:30 pm
dys

holy shit, his head is just as big in real life
 
Old May 24, 2006, 4:36 pm
that head will crush you like a bug. i totally understand your meaning now hell-thanks!
 
Old May 24, 2006, 4:37 pm
dys

We are mere fleas in the presence of The Head.
 
Old May 24, 2006, 5:11 pm
IM glad we can get a rise outta of a team that is suposedly one of the best ever in tfc. Amazing to me that a strategy that worked well could cause you fucks to cry like babies fuckin 3 months later. And as far as the names go i mean ffs Phish you might wanna check ur god damn diaper, i know its depends and not pampers. All i have to say is you better bring you fuckin a-game when you play us from now on cause your damn sure gonna need it.
 
Old May 24, 2006, 5:15 pm
Kaleb is this what you are like when you stop smoking pot? Add in some more racial slurs and you could be the next NaTuRaL KiLLA (maybe combine w/ sutterkane?). I've seen your picture, and I don't think you should be making fun of omega as a gay black man over the internet.
 
Old May 24, 2006, 5:31 pm
i never called omega a gay black man. I just called him gay. As in he loves DDTWIG n Berries IN ANUS. Im sorry your members continually ask me to do sexual things to them. I just don't drive on that side of the road there <>< .. I don't know how you came up with Natural Killa, i dont even know who that fuckin guy is. I see no connection between my picture and calling your members homosexuals. also, what ever gave you the idea i stopped smoking pot? Oh, and ive seen your picture too. You ugly sack of shit, go grab one of your dirty depends and smear it all over your face. go fuck a <><
 
Old May 24, 2006, 5:39 pm
i never called omega a gay black man. I just called him gay. As in he loves DDTWIG n Berries IN ANUS. Im sorry your members continually ask me to do sexual things to them. I just don't drive on that side of the road there <>< .. I don't know how you came up with Natural Killa, i dont even know who that fuckin guy is. I see no connection between my picture and calling your members homosexuals. also, what ever gave you the idea i stopped smoking pot? Oh, and ive seen your picture too. You ugly sack of shit, go grab one of your dirty depends and smear it all over your face. go fuck a <><
 
Old May 24, 2006, 5:39 pm
i never called omega a gay black man. I just called him gay. As in he loves DDTWIG n Berries IN ANUS. Im sorry your members continually ask me to do sexual things to them. I just don't drive on that side of the road there <>< .. I don't know how you came up with Natural Killa, i dont even know who that fuckin guy is. I see no connection between my picture and calling your members homosexuals. also, what ever gave you the idea i stopped smoking pot? Oh, and ive seen your picture too. You ugly sack of shit, go grab one of your dirty depends and smear it all over your face. go fuck a <><
 
Old May 24, 2006, 5:40 pm
HAHA REFRESH
 
Old May 24, 2006, 5:50 pm
i think it gets the point across that much better personally
 
Old May 24, 2006, 6:01 pm
Are you in a vaccuum of reality? After one of our guys said that dys was terrible in our PRIVATE channel you've been on a crusade. It's our channel, and somebody's opinion, be less sensitive....cause ...ya know that's like what brokeback mountain guys do. Natural killa had this schtick where he tried to make fun of people's appearance he didn't even know and used words he couldn't use in real life to try to make himself feel so hardcore on the internet. You don't even know me and what you are saying is hilarious. Please provide more gems in your trainwreck, GET EM Kaleb, GET EM.
 
Old May 24, 2006, 6:05 pm
You're assuming i wouldnt say that in real life. You assume that you know who i am. It seems more like you are definining yourself in that post <>< go watch bearback mountain again
 
Old May 24, 2006, 6:05 pm
go recruit more TCK members, and bench more TDA
 
Old May 24, 2006, 6:07 pm
You're a person who gets his jollies from feeling superior to people on the internet. go post more on the FF forums would you
 
Old May 24, 2006, 6:45 pm
You're a person who gets his jollies from feeling superior to people on the internet. go post more on the FF forums would you
 
Old May 24, 2006, 6:48 pm
Go konspiracy! Needs more duplicate posts
 
Old May 24, 2006, 7:31 pm
that's funny phish. i could've sworn that me saying harmony is overrated was an opinion. who needs to be less sensitive again? I guess since it's coming from me though, it's 'trash talk'. I've never said he wasn't a good player.
 
Old May 24, 2006, 7:41 pm
dys

Can always count on Big Head to be consistent as ever in his comments.
 
Old May 24, 2006, 8:26 pm
See, I mentioned those things to explain to cynical that animosity existed before the match from |D|. That's just a simple fact, there's nothing whining about it. Then marked came in with his BWARARWRAARRRRRRGHHH and made 2+2=chair.
 
Old May 24, 2006, 8:26 pm
Rep

thats right my penis head is huge. i workout and have a daily quiznos intake. With my billions of dollars I find it hard to have time for tfc, when I am constantly fucking supermodels on the beach, and buying sports cars. You wouldn't know about that Dys-VD, because well you are gothic. Basically |D| is terrible--TDA won the match by 100caps Konspiracy got it wrong. Kaleb really is trying to prove something (small penis). TDA penis so big |D| penis soooo small.
 
Old May 24, 2006, 8:30 pm
Rep

http://www.sickotik.com/gallery/rickamortis/rickamortis/park10.jpg Dys-VD as ugly as you are I would think someone in VD could do more than a combined 30kills both rnds.
 
Old May 24, 2006, 8:33 pm
Kaleb it sounds like you need to get over your perception that because someone uses a different vocabulary than you they are acting 'superior' to you. That's a self-fulfilling prophecy that has jack shit to do with me. I'm not going to be Bryant Gumble and start talkin jive just so you feel more comfortable.
 
Old May 24, 2006, 8:44 pm
can you start jive talkin just for the entertainment of the rest of us then?
 
Old May 24, 2006, 8:46 pm
dys

That's a great link, Rep. It'd almost be believable if it had my name in it. As for the whole dys-VD spiel, well I left VD almost 2 years ago so it appears you've been slacking in your obsession with me. Try to pick it up a little, BigHead. You might notice it wasn't a combined 30, that is if you could count higher than that. You really are one of the dumbest fuckers left in this community. It's even funnier because you didn't even play. Please don't try and convince any of us that your out getting pussy after showing your face on your site. If |D| is terrible then why'd you all shit yourselves after r1 and sit the cool people that are on your roster? Phish, you do talk and act as if your shit doesn't stink and come across as an arrogant douchebag in just about everything you say. You seem to be under the impression that we don't like TDA due to some members coming back to it from HC. Well, you've got it part right. It's cocksmokers like you and Rep that only add to it. Look, here's what it all comes down to. Round 1 you had your asses handed to you while Hell had problems with his ping. Round 2 you handed it right back to us and made a nice comeback to tie it up, while we had people dropping during the round. It was a good match. Competitive, intense, clean and the lead switched back and forth quite a bit. What more can you ask for in a title match between two teams that can't fucking stand eachother outside of the server? Your outspoken members are embarassed that a newbie team such as ours took you to overtime and attempted to gloss over it with a somewhat witty match writeup that was obviously not meant to be taken serious. You were expected by everyone to blow us out of the water, and ya didn't. Overtime was nothing but laughable on our part and we blew our chance. At the end of the night, my tfc goal was achieved - i had a lot of fun.
 
Old May 24, 2006, 8:51 pm
http://www.q4f.net/news.htm
 
Old May 24, 2006, 8:54 pm
this site is like the only site that isnt blocked at my work... so this is entertaining. keep it up!
 
Old May 24, 2006, 8:55 pm
you got it.
 
Old May 24, 2006, 8:56 pm
dys

Rep has made shit up in every post that he's made because he can't handle the reality of it all.
 
Old May 24, 2006, 9:01 pm
LOL big dick to fuck big fish http://www.decepticons.us/sigs/Temp/phishlovesrep.jpg
 
Old May 24, 2006, 9:01 pm
WHERES THE GOD DAMN VAN!!!
 
Old May 24, 2006, 9:36 pm
I guess I should start showing up to a match or two so I can understand what the hell is happening.
 
Old May 24, 2006, 9:51 pm
I'm with you badluck... I have no idea what the hell is going on
 
Old May 24, 2006, 10:25 pm
Rep

http://www.blarghalyzer.org/parsedlogs/tda_v_d_r2/ Dys-VD with 39kills!!!! Impressive. I am sorry you couldn't handle [TDA]Hercules-L7 engineer with an AMAZING 87Kills. If its TFC or the real life arena or the scholastic debate, you are inferior to my HUGE gigantic penis which need I remind you fucks Kate Beckinsale daily. How has being gothic worked out for you? Making lots of friends?
 
Old May 24, 2006, 10:33 pm
dys

Yeah, I made one so I guess i'm one up on you. How is being an oversized doughboy working out for you on the bench? I see it's increased your capacity to make shit up!
 
Old May 24, 2006, 11:11 pm
Rep

the only thing oversized about me is my penis. goth.
 
Old May 24, 2006, 11:21 pm
y r u guys homophobes??? :((((
 
Old May 25, 2006, 12:16 am
Pro Tip: Strafe around corners before firing rockets.
 
Old May 25, 2006, 12:27 am
why are you guys gothophobes?
 
Old May 25, 2006, 12:30 am
Sour grapes over a match writeup that was clearly not serious. Kaleb having an early life crisis...it was fun! Hope we can do it again.
 
Old May 25, 2006, 12:55 am
let me introduce you to this plastic bag <><
 
Old May 25, 2006, 1:16 am
Yes, our sour grapes stem from a writeup that was obviously made in jest and not from the assertation that we recruited members specifically for this match and Rep's unprovoked insults directed towards dys. We are not well versed in the mysteries of sarcasm, and clearly we took offense to nothing. I'd like to apologize on behalf of |D| for being so utterly foolish. Spare us please, as we are but flies in your intricately woven web of reason.
 
Old May 25, 2006, 1:31 am
Okay it might be just a coincidence that fainraven was recruited days before the match, even if he played over people who have been in your clan. Isotopes is a cheater though, I guess he worked his way into your starting lineup too. I said he had 7 steam ids, he does, I'm sure thats not a big deal either to you guys, so don't take offense. And yeah rep said dys did have 30 kills, and he was selling him short, it was like 38. Still that's just a fact, it's on the same level as saying harmony is terrible and overrated, or 'NA tourney lolzzzz' just trying to be a dick like you guys before the match. I only mention it because you act like you guys were victimized by our unprovoked brutality or something.
 
Old May 25, 2006, 1:40 am
have you guys not watch MXC. cmon, Guy LeDouche is the man. Did you not read harms writeup about how we lost rd1 purposely to make the match more exciting. it is usually what we do these days.
 
Old May 25, 2006, 1:57 am
dys

The only thing I'll agree with is that Guy LeDouche is indeed the man. As I said Phish, the whole world revolves around TDA and you caught us, we recruited Fain just so he could play against you. Not because he had asked for a week or so and we had him just idle to get to know other people or anything. Your wizardry cannot be fooled.
 
Old May 25, 2006, 2:15 am
Gandalf the Pheesh
 
Old May 25, 2006, 2:46 am
Ok, I admit the part about playing on a piece of cardboard wasn't true. What actually happend was that my keyboard stopped working, and I was forced to stare at my moniter and make TFC play itself for me. The rest of the writeup, however, is legitamate.
 
Old May 25, 2006, 3:41 am
70+ comments in 2 days. careful, wouldn't want people to think you were trying to cover up almost losing to those newb decepticon nerds. Oh, and Phish, I have 2 steamIDs, and I got banned from GIRLPOWER and TFC Gas Chamber for exploits. Guess I'm a hacker too.
 
Old May 25, 2006, 3:46 am
maybe, but you are definately a douche
 
Old May 25, 2006, 3:47 am
??? Error: You Are Banned From #clantda ??? Error: You Are Banned From #clantda ??? Error: You Are Banned From #clantda ??? Error: You Are Banned From #clantda ??? Error: You Are Banned From #clantda ??? Error: You Are Banned From #clantda Maturity Points +7
 
Old May 25, 2006, 3:51 am
goth +1
 
Old May 25, 2006, 4:04 am
anyone have a problem with the fact i wear fish net shirts, listen to industrial music, and paint my nails black? i'll definitly fight someone after i finish cutting my arms.
 
Old May 25, 2006, 4:10 am
So what have we all learned? -phish is arrogant -rep is completely retarded from drugs -kaleb is super over protective -Guy LeDouche is the man -dys can't play soldier -omega is gay -stutter is gothic -isotopes is a cheating fucking faggot -fainraven whores openfire scout -TDA is immature faggots who ban anybody who opposes them from the clan channel -D wouldn't have had a chance if blackrose showed up, or Azrael had a decent ping -TDA wouldn't have had a chance if they kept rep as HWguy and mike's beard didn't take all of D's offense to the cleaners ~GG |D|
 
Old May 25, 2006, 4:10 am
wow im starting to think TDA sucks small dick like reps
 
Old May 25, 2006, 4:15 am
So what have we all learned? -phish is arrogant -rep is completely retarded from drugs -kaleb is super over protective -Guy LeDouche is the man -dys can't play soldier -omega is gay -stutter is gothic -isotopes is a cheating fucking faggot -fainraven whores openfire scout -TDA is immature faggots who ban anybody who opposes them from the clan channel -D wouldn't have had a chance if blackrose showed up, or Azrael had a decent ping -TDA wouldn't have had a chance if they kept rep as HWguy and mike's beard didn't take all of D's offense to the cleaners ~GG |D|
 
Old May 25, 2006, 4:23 am
rep have american penis
 
Old May 25, 2006, 4:26 am
Sutterkane, you didn't send out a demo w/ anticonc to showoff a cool conc as well, did you? and 2!= 7. We almost lost to qp and nx, so no you aren't a unique snowflake.
 
Old May 25, 2006, 5:25 am
im still the best, fuck the rest
 
Old May 25, 2006, 11:14 am
lol @ mike
 
Old May 25, 2006, 12:38 pm
lol @ rob
 
Old May 25, 2006, 2:33 pm
http://sogoth.ytmnd.com/
 
Old May 25, 2006, 2:38 pm
blackrose is in TDA? wtf... Original TDA members chill on the bench and send their modern skill in to win matches for them.
 
Old May 25, 2006, 2:45 pm
dys

I think they recruited them because they knew they'd eventually play us. ;) RST BR!
 
Old May 25, 2006, 3:01 pm
mike#1 for el presidente! (www.becomeelpresidente.com) fuck mike#2.
 
Old May 25, 2006, 4:11 pm
dys cheats, and I have both the used condom and the HLTV to prove it.
 
Old May 25, 2006, 4:23 pm
Thes that'd disgusting...but I wouldn't excpect anything less from you!
 
Old May 25, 2006, 4:51 pm
'blackrose is in TDA? wtf... Original TDA members chill on the bench and send their modern skill in to win matches for them.' That master plan obviously hasn't worked out, he has played only 2 rounds since we came back :( He won our match from irc though, he's just that good apparently.
 
Old May 25, 2006, 5:39 pm
INTERNETS
 
Old May 25, 2006, 7:03 pm
HELLLLLLLOOOOOO.... IMMAAA CAAAAARRRRR.....GAS O LINE MAKES ME RUN! BACK....SEAT TRUNK .... SPACE.
 
Old May 25, 2006, 7:23 pm
apparently marked is channeling dane cook for some odd reason.
 
Old May 25, 2006, 7:23 pm
dys

Marked you'll never get anywhere propped up on those 4 chairs like that.
 
Old May 25, 2006, 11:24 pm
Red

Leave sutterkane alone guys, he is finaly in gold after so many years
 
Old May 26, 2006, 12:09 am
Pink is too easy of a target. Someone get him out of here. Go start some more threads in the cesspool about me and get wrecked in the process.
 
Old May 26, 2006, 12:35 am
sweet
 
Old May 26, 2006, 1:06 am
i was also referring to many other members <><. Good luck in TFL tonight. i hope HC/TCK wins it for you.
 
Old May 26, 2006, 1:09 am
pro tip #100: recruit as many TCK players and you will conquer the world.
 
Old May 26, 2006, 3:11 am
stop peeing your pants from a writeup that is clearly a joke....like your clan loll jk but not really
 
Old May 26, 2006, 3:23 am
badluck, publix has ran out of its straw supply
 
Old May 26, 2006, 4:09 am
next up, 200!
 
Old May 26, 2006, 5:19 am
i've missed so much in a month.
 
Old May 26, 2006, 10:18 pm
epic thread... Isotopes.. ahahahahahahhahahah, somone recruited that smelly goth from fresno.
 
Old May 26, 2006, 11:28 pm
I'd rather be goth than date Jenn
 
Old May 27, 2006, 3:22 am
I'd rather pretend to lose a round to |D| AM I RIGHT?!?!
 
Old May 27, 2006, 7:40 am
tda tries hard in matches to look cool irl
 
Old May 27, 2006, 11:56 pm
I try hard in real life to look cool in matches
 
Old May 28, 2006, 2:39 pm
you mean, you try hard in real life to look cool on the bench?
 
Old May 28, 2006, 4:34 pm
hey kaleb, since when did you become a huge punk GEEWHZZ
 
Old May 28, 2006, 5:28 pm
i was at work the night of the infamous openfire_l match klub
 
Old May 29, 2006, 3:41 am
lol im just keeping it going and going and going. its nothing personal.
 
Old May 29, 2006, 5:46 am
tfc
 
Old May 29, 2006, 4:52 pm
I dunno about all that, but this was a Title Defense by the way.
 
Old May 29, 2006, 9:43 pm
You know TFC is dead when TDA is winning.
 
Old May 30, 2006, 11:22 pm
lol^
 
Old May 31, 2006, 2:15 am
you can say that again glacier. this game is steadily declining which is why we need FF sooooooon. i hope :/
 
Old May 31, 2006, 4:23 am
^____^
 
Old June 1, 2006, 9:17 pm
[quote]Glacier You know TFC is dead when TDA is winning. Posted on May 29, 2006, 4:43 pm[/quote] Glacier ftw. btw, whats the story behind ae? I haven't been online much.. someone care to fill me in?
 
Old June 2, 2006, 12:01 am
funny, then tfc died last year in february and you guys are all still playing. btw, im sure you know the [quote] thing doesn't work on these comments
 
Old June 2, 2006, 2:40 pm
these last two fat kids have confused me and/or made terrible fat people comedy
 
Old June 7, 2006, 11:41 pm
anyone who has posted more then twice, needs to go outside.
 
Old June 8, 2006, 2:48 pm
omg i posted 7 times!?! NOW 8!!!!!!!!!!!! i cant possibly go outside now collision its too late! OMGOMGOMOGMOMGMGOMGOMGOMOGMOGMOMGOMGOMGOMG p.s. go make another repeatitive airshot avi so i can stay on my computer kthx.
 
Old June 22, 2006, 10:19 am
so much hate... its ok sup elwood :) i <3 u
 
Old June 23, 2006, 1:54 am
haha <3 mike
 


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