Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2006-05-25 | TFL 1a | TDA | Tap Dat Ass | 2355.40 +34.19 |
MoC | Murderball Owning Crew | 313.45 -9.06 |
40-10 80-50 | Security_r 8v8 Security_r 8v8 |
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Writeup:
TDA over MoC
Since MoC played a worthless match, and the only interesting thing that happend was Harmony's cardboard lighting on fire, this writeup will instead be concerning D.
First, i'll point out that TDA's handicaps were much worse than what was explained (wheaties actually continued juggling puppies throughout round 2, reen went blind, and azrael's beard declared itself an independent country), but there's too much to explain, so we'll move on.
I admit it was cruel to give D so much hope of actually achieving a title, but after weighing both sides of the situation, it was decided to be the best course of action in regards to making TFC interesting. Of course, negative side effects were to be expected.
In an interesting turn of events, every member of D simultaneously lost their Y chromosome after the match. The result being D becoming a conglomerate of annoying TFC players that couldn't drive, and bled from the groin region. Truely unfortunate, but for the better good.
Once again, gG D, and good luck in 2a.
(Interesting fact: sutterkane actually became a konspiracy predictor just to get harmony's name on the front page. Now that's dedication.)
gG MoC, don't start the round potshotting next time.
Comments
May 26, 2006, 4:25 am |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhTKuqdXhhQ&search=brokeback%20to%20the%20future
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May 26, 2006, 4:30 am |
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the whole world revolves around TDA. because we are infinitly times better than |D| and all that entails.
Sutterkane also is terrible and Harmony and the rest of TDA is better than him at every aspect of life/tfc/penis size.
*note because Virus/Perm/ACDC/Blur/Dospac/Illskillz/Strider/FB-/Owl/Thoth/Evildead
didn't show for the match, must less play a game of tfc for the last 2 years, we had to play our active roster.
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May 26, 2006, 4:49 am |
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the whole world revolves around TDA. because we are infinitly times better than |D| and all that entails.
Sutterkane also is terrible and Harmony and the rest of TDA is better than him at every aspect of life/tfc/penis size.
*note because Virus/Perm/ACDC/Blur/Dospac/Illskillz/Strider/FB-/Owl/Thoth/Evildead
didn't show for the match, must less play a game of tfc for the last 2 years, we had to play our active roster.
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May 26, 2006, 8:07 am |
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kind of pathetic you had to post on another match write up because monday's match is still in your heads.
*note Maybe I should have played
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May 26, 2006, 8:09 am |
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kind of pathetic you had to post on another match write up because monday's match is still in your heads.
*note Maybe I should have played
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May 26, 2006, 10:15 am |
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That's exactly the kind of response we were hoping for, thanks cire
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May 26, 2006, 1:10 pm |
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the stupidity level of your members will forever last in our heads,and not the match, seeing as how we won.
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May 26, 2006, 2:24 pm |
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Clan ae's attitude was recruited by TDA to be the new PR guy. X_x
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May 26, 2006, 2:52 pm |
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kind of pathetic you had to post on another match write up because monday's match is still in your heads.
*note Maybe I should have played
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May 26, 2006, 2:58 pm |
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Sorry, I forgot you guys are legends..is that all you are looking for? To project yourselves as assholes so you get more attention, DAMN i wish i was in TDA
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May 26, 2006, 2:59 pm |
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for realz mang, sarcely
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May 26, 2006, 3:01 pm |
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gg moc, im done posting
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May 26, 2006, 3:55 pm |
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Cire, I hate to inform you but you aren't up to par with the flame thread. Please consult with your clan members. The correct method after an exaggerated writeup is to boil to a rage and launch straight into calling our fake roster pictures ugly and calling all of us gay faggots who like men(and are gay).
A little known fact: After losing the nba finals Karl malone attacked Michael Jordan by calling him ugly and gay. Jordan retired and immediately launched into a deep depression.
You also should say you will drive down and 'talk shit to my face' over a tfc match. I will even buy you some quiznos and break into laughter while you do it. And of course, make sure to photoshop pictures of a fish with giant balls while continuing your emo rage, to illustrate our 'gayness'. Once that route is exhausted slowly become more and more ridiculous and start spouting off random attacks, the less basis in reality they have the better. This is tfc, and its serious business.
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May 26, 2006, 4:02 pm |
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FUCK IS TDA GOOD
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May 26, 2006, 5:09 pm |
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PHISH I would like to talk some shit to your face if there is some free quiznos in it for me. I can't ever get out of that place w/o spending almost $15. Talk about fat...
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May 26, 2006, 5:37 pm |
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I inject quiznos daily into the ether.
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May 26, 2006, 6:45 pm |
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nope i got the biggest white dick 9x6
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May 26, 2006, 7:48 pm |
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whatever you guys do, make sure to pound that idea home that we're horrible and getting your shit pushed in rd1 on monday by a bunch of newbs was a fluke. The more you post the more 'convincing' it sounds.
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May 26, 2006, 8:06 pm |
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* Now talking in #tda_priv Topic is | match vs |D| make sure to contact RoyalAssasin to show for the match | wheaties blow up Cire's house. WE NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET.
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May 26, 2006, 8:33 pm |
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lols tda .
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May 26, 2006, 9:16 pm |
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^^20 posts of TDA talking to themselves above
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May 26, 2006, 11:22 pm |
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rofl agreed.
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May 27, 2006, 5:46 am |
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match summary:
rnd1: within 2 minutes of the round starting, [MoC]ch chases and kills us several times. He proceeds to do this even when we start capping. We get a few caps then show them what chasing really is. We won
rnd2: i went to get ice cream. we won again
gg
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May 27, 2006, 10:16 am |
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not to be a dick, but i saw about 5 |D| offense in the flag room each round on security, and i mean come on i played |D|. . . RfoF,..
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May 27, 2006, 10:26 am |
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jk i like |D| mostly, dys hasn't grown out of his teenage angst quite yet, but the rest of the guys seem cute at least.
basically q-woody stole my account for my previous post.
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May 28, 2006, 12:37 pm |
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I think its funny and very unlikely that I've had nothing to do with any of this crap :D
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May 29, 2006, 7:04 am |
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everything gay about TDA is personified in the words and actions of Azrael, don't think this wasn't your fault bud.
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May 29, 2006, 4:52 pm |
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This was also a title match, enough with the drama.
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May 29, 2006, 8:08 pm |
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Lol Suttterkane is the biggest shit talker this was deserved, gj by TDA
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May 29, 2006, 8:54 pm |
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HOP 2-15 in their last 17. Disband.
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May 30, 2006, 3:14 am |
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im better than every member in TDA they all suck
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May 30, 2006, 3:07 pm |
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is it just me or does TDA make itself seem even less intelligent with each new post
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May 30, 2006, 7:39 pm |
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yah ur right TDA does suck at everything they do
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May 30, 2006, 11:14 pm |
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syphon hook me up with one of those 7steamids but not the one thats banned in CS. Thanks Bro Peace son.
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May 31, 2006, 1:30 pm |
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remember kids, if you have multiple steamids, you're obviously a hacker!
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May 31, 2006, 5:50 pm |
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Actually, since Syphon openly admits that at least one of his id's got vac banned, that's sorta by definition, 'lolz'. And the guy in your clan I called out earlier, you can ask him about cheating as well. He sent his buddy a demo showing off a cool conc of his...only he forgot anti conc was running so no conc effect was in his demo and it got out. You can find comfort that that was the only thing proven against your clanmate though, his 7 steam id's were just for aliasing! I'm sure you knew all of this when recruiting a known cheater. :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
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May 31, 2006, 8:27 pm |
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i dont know who ur talkin about but ok other than that i dont have 7 steam ids i had 2 ever thought of looking at ips? i have played from friends steam ids before. with you being a supernerd and all i thought you would work a little harder on ur researching
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May 31, 2006, 8:31 pm |
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I have a whole lot of steam id's.
it's because i dont own a computer these days though :((
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May 31, 2006, 9:22 pm |
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Only thing I said about you is you openly admit that one of your steam ID's got vac banned. You were in H2K with me for a short time and I asked you on vent, that's straight from you fuzzy britches! Why does saying this stuff bother you, you aren't a nerd d00d, play it cool.
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June 1, 2006, 9:02 pm |
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yah i got vacbanned on my other account not my tfc account because i hacked in cs.... n00b
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June 2, 2006, 1:45 am |
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lol
you guys still yappin?
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June 2, 2006, 9:33 pm |
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syphon, its ok, they don't go outside, they have ALOT of time to do that stuff and make up there shitty writeups along with bad comebacks to whatever happens to be said.
Its nice outside, try it out.
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June 3, 2006, 4:23 am |
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*a lot
You don't have time to go to school? *It's nice there, try it out.
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June 5, 2006, 8:37 pm |
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Remember kids sutterkane, cares too much about tfc and he loves the cock.
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June 5, 2006, 10:24 pm |
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excellent grammar
I see hop died again
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June 12, 2006, 2:11 am |
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Arcane-BSU: Clan ae's attitude was recruited by TDA to be the new PR guy. X_x
at least somebody besides us noticed
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June 23, 2006, 6:25 am |
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I'm the greatest guy to ever live.
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