Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2006-06-01 | TFL 1a | MoC | Murderball Owning Crew | 320.88 +7.44 |
DvS | Death valley Soldiers | 249.98 -7.44 |
60-40  90-10 | Crossover2 Crossover2 |
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Writeup:
MoC over DvS
As you might know, yes, I left moc. However, they begged and begged and said, ?you will play every round and you don?t have to be our writeup bitch anymore!? That sounded pretty enticing especially since Gogetea swore I wouldn?t have to hear his 9 year old girly voice ever again. So I?m no longer contractually bound to do this shit so a few members decided to help out:
Collision:
So it begins with moc struggling to have players get in the server LOLZ well, collision gets kick banned from the server for being not rostered, well whatever.. so MoC plays the 1st 10 mins with 7 Stridex doesnt stop masturbating and RF joins the server, now they have 8, you would normally say, wtf why would MoC be making the writeup..well thats probably becuz DvS sucks and they are faggots that should just disban. So they en
rd2 they suck just as much and moc owns them again rofl 9-1 with 9 people then a person dropping becuz they couldnt stand the suck anymore.
gg faggots dont lose when your being dicks in the 1st place
a note to TFC - dont be nice to DvS there faggot
Syphon
rd1 - their server we didnt know match was starting so we slowly get into server for another TFL silver match against some noobass clan... we start with 7 their o gets alot of touches syphon carries the offense 1 v5 for a while and ends up moc winning the round by like 15 or something idk
rd2- we dont really care some went out and i thiknk we played with like 5 or something and we left the server after a while cuz we got bored and took up cs another easy game.. bg dvs u guys should be in silver gg syphon rapes
Wow ok, it appears those people are still in the fourth grade or they don?t go to school because they are playing TFC all day?probably both. So let me clear some things up:
It was PAST 9 and we only had like 4 people. All of a sudden some dvs guy messages me asking if I?m the leader and what server we are using. I basically said, ?What the fuck is this shit? Do I look like the leader?? I proceeded to ask my fellow teammates what the hell was going on, and come to find out, someone had fucking spun the leader of the week wheel and it landed on me! No one even told me. I fucking leave this clan for a week, I come back, and they make me the leader. Fuck, now that I have the power, I?m disbaning this shit?but first lets play a match.
We get like 5 people in 1 min and start jumping in their server. Our 8th jumps in and ringer free immediately tells him to fuck off. So we get a few more people and start with 9. However, that was short lived and we ended up with 8. Truthfully, I really didn?t know because I was alt+tabbed most of the match. You see, when you have a soldier and a hw, and the best OvO medic (ch) playing D everywhere on the map, people don?t get into your base very much. Oh, there was this one time where a medic came in to get the flag?ch killed him and we capped the flag. We probably had like 2-3 O most of the time.
Syphon has his usually in-between round conversation with the other team which usually composes of ?Ha you?re horrible. GG fags. I wish I could say GG, but I can?t. We owned you 8-9 ROFLROLFLORLMAOAORLFO, and You guys suck so much malice could be you without his feet.?
So rd2 same shit happens. Our plan was to tutrlte hardcore and ovo the whole match. That ended up working well cause we capped like twice as much as we did rnd one. I got pretty bored in our base. I successfully piped the water gate a couple times, that was fun. I went O once and died instantly on the bridge, that wasn?t fun. Anyway, we won and the really fun all happened after the match?
So our usual members start making fun of DvS for sucking. DvS starts getting defensive and talking back. Eventually we find out that DvS is disputing us because someone had made a racial comment during the match (I don?t know what the hell they are talking about).Anyway we come to find out that one of DvS?s member had recently received a race change and is now black, and is furious. We told them that we had a dream once that they would stfu and accept the loss.
Ok too long don?t read right? But the best has yet to come! YES, it is none other than massacre making his comeback to TFC with this beautiful and elegant write up.
The whip cracked and much lightening filled the sky and I knew at once that victory was at hand. However this glorious moment was never doubted once in my mind. The gate came crashing down, the ground trembled and many such metaphors were used. But in the end much was still left to be discussed. Back in my noob TFC days when I was just pubing I looked up to clans such as DvS. I was ignorant, but we all were at some point. Flash forward to the future when such devious social entities as DvS are common and bringers off justice such as MoC are few and far between. If prompted to do so I would write pages describing the sickening display of unsportsmanship I witnessed during the most recent match. Pages would fill up my room, spill out onto the street and passerby's would by happenstance pick pages up and read them. They would indeed be suitably outraged. Most likely much civil unrest would occur. Thus I feel I am doing the world a favor by simply containing my message to one page. Ah yes the message. One that should only be told once you the reader understands one fundamental point. DvS in all its entirety is the single most gruesome, lonesome, low-down despicable clan ever to place hand to mouse. The very fact that they exist proves that there cant be a god. At least not one that posses any form of morality or even sanity for that matter. My stomach lurches, infants cry, DvS is a stain upon the world akin to a nuclear blast. I think you get the point.
Now lets move on to the polar opposite. If god had an army it would be MoC. If any one grouping of people could claim the title of Worlds greatest, it would UNDOUBTEDLY be MoC. They have graced ourselfs with there presence countless times and each and every time I feel NOTHING but reverence, respect, and an undying need to play TFC to the fullest of my abilities and with the utmost honor and sportsmanship. DvS could learn QUITE a lot from MoC. That is to say... if creatures such as those even posses the ability to acquire and understand new concepts. They say when the human mind looks upon something so vile, convoluted, evil and noob that it cant handle it breaks down and creates illusions to shield the psyche. Once they didn't let MoC restart a chill moved through my body and needless to say many illusions followed. Small men wearing black coats, being laughed at by the angels of heaven. Gods army
primegopoo: had come to free my mind from the horrors I was witnessing. That's right MoC completely owned DvS. They swept down from the sky angelic swords bursting into flame while ethereal wisps of energy surrounded their wings of pure white. DvS fled in utter terror. Their HW guy was the first to go. Soon there was nothing left but of DvS but a pale and shuttering shell of feeble beings as they shivered and shook under their own weight. Now some of you may have noticed that there appears to be an inherent contradiction to by descriptions. I clearly state that DvS proves god doesn't exist yet MoC is gods army. I clarify my meaning by saying yonder: MoC is gods answer to evil on earth. Its a simple yet shocking concept. Yet once inherently grasp it feels oneself with warmth knowing that out there are people fighting for what is right. Fighting to protect the weak and innocent from things such as DvS.
In this match the courage displayed by MoC makes me weep with joy. Yet the acts committed by DvS... the sins, the atrocities, the fundamentally evil acts of pure selfishness. They haunt me to my very core. My only solace is that MoC won... in the end. They say all sins are forgive, I used to believe that. DvS can never be forgiven. The Event Horizon of evil has been reached my friend. DvS cannot fall further from the ligh
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yeah i got disputed for saying gook!
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priceless
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LoLz !
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bad writeup
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lol no one in here plays wow
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This is the greatest write up... like ever.... omfg
I'v read it 100s of times and it never gets old
You guys are amazing :D
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This is the greatest write up... like ever.... omfg
I'v read it 100s of times and it never gets old
You guys are amazing :D
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i definately chuckled
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moc sucks
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teal deer
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LOL, the godly writeup for a godly clan
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reads like the writer imagined he was Samuel L in the Pulp Fiction coffee house while he was creating the second half of the writeup
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unfortunately this write up is a waste of time and a complete mistake, much like collision's birth.
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