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MoC over |RES|

Wow, an amazing match. It was by far the best I?ve ever had in gold, which isn?t saying much considering I have played like 10 matches in gold? Anyway, we knew RES was fairly good, but we had raped Nx recently and we were sure we had it in the bag, until we noticed that no one had showed up.

Ok so gogs is playing, and he never plays and nokio and syphon are playing D.... You see, these guys play O and it showed. After their performance we were begging 44 to play. If you didn?t know, 44 couldn?t play due to some racial comments being said during our last match. 44 tried to explain to us and the admins that his comment was nothing more than a common stereotype held by society. He tried to reason that his comment was not directed to any individual and it was merely a statement from which society had already created. We as teammates with conjunction with the TFL admins, decided it would be best for 44 to stop using LSD and heroine and suspended him in an effort to punitively punish him (44 is a mother fucking drug addict). It doesn?t help that syphon has an IQ of a horse. For example, syphon decided to make an O run because he forgot he was playing D, and another time (like the whole round) he just sucked and screwed us over. Nokio on the other hand couldn?t kill scouts. So basically we did our best, syphon played in the yard, our O stopped playing or something half way, and we lost by 3 caps?

After that performance we begin to ponder why we had lost. After several minutes in highly intense cognitive thought, we realized that we were disorganized and needed a true leader. So we brought out the leader of the week wheel and it landed on crimmy. Having now been given the great and holy power of MoC, crimmy began by calling the whole clan a ?bunch of faggots? and telling us all to ?STFU.? Some of us began to hang our heads in shame while others were laughing hysterically. Crimmy began shouting commands and stuff (I really wasn?t paying attention). So we are just about to go in rd2 and decap shows up. He tells us he has a ?friend? coming over and he doesn?t want him to know that he?s a nerd, so he had to leave in like 20 minutes. Fortunately, we were able to convince decap that nerds only hang out with nerds. So in addition to that we put Mr. m3, Flank as eng. After his performance we told him to cut his arms off and maybe he would do better?

Round 2, our O fucking rapes. We got like 2 caps in the first 30 seconds. Flank decides to put his sg in the fr floor and you can only guess what inevitable event was going to occur. Decap was quick to call him a fucking idiot and soon afterwards RES had a cap. Luckily our O continued to rape until syphon?s mouse starts to lock up (yes he?s carries our O, refer to the previous write-up about him being in the 1% of leet air controllers in tfc). So, our lead slowly vanishes and the score is almost tied. I was then told our inability to cap was due to our O executing the holy ritual to receive a blessing from God (as we all know, MoC is the chosen clan of tfc. Sorry about the rest of you, you have lost the religious lottery. You can always try again in the next universe where the jackpot will be twice as much). So after receiving the Holy Spirit our O was rejuvenated and ready to defeat the devil worshipers. However, our D was unable to participate and left out another cap. Our O was able to respond and tied it up. RES?s offense gave it all that had. With less than 5 minutes to go, our flag slowly moved towards our front door and eventually ended up in the yard. Ringer free declared that one minute was left in the match and our offense had just capped giving up the overall lead in the match. We shouted to our holy reinforcements (offensive) to help us make a final stand. RES?s offense was able to move it all the way to their side of the yard. Surely, they would soon cap it. I watched as a single devilish medic fly into the air, carrying our most scared flag. However, good always prevails over evil and with his accurately and bullets blessed by God himself, stridex began to glow and lighten the battlefield. He took aim and with a flash of light the medic had died and the flag had returned to the floor. RES had been defeated and once again the Godly clan of MoC had prevailed.

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