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MoC over |RES|

STA vs RES on oppose2k1. Gotta love that spam. So as usual, MoC struggles to find enough people, but we end up getting like 6 offensive players. We pretty much had decided that we were going to forfeit because we knew we were going to get screwed but I reminded my team that we are the best in tfc and we can?t lose.



Rd1 I told them that I don?t wanna be bored out of my mind and play in the long hall again. So they said you can play rr, and I said cool. Fortunately, our new savior decap (syphon was our savior but that new vac update thing came out?) came on irc, and ofcourse decap his been blessed by God with complete omniscient all-seeing power (no walls). However, he joined the server with 10 seconds left in pm and lagging like mastajeff on a dual core processor (without the super speed). So he said fuck this and dropped. MoC now has 4 D now so syphon starts dicking around in the yard. Meanwhile RES is still running 2 scouts so it?s all good. Overall the round was pretty boring. RES capped our flag first and got one out into the spiral, but that returned. Our O capped one but had several returned in the main room. Oh yeah, stridex played D demo? So in the end the score is tied 1-1 and I have twice as many kills as their hw?gg.



Decap starts bitching at us about how we always change our strat when he isn?t around. We told him that since we are now the best team in TFC we have a responsibility to maintain stability in the upper clans in gold, giving balance to the TFC universe. By giving clans the impression that they can win, we ultimately decrease their ?disbanability?. Decap said ok that?s nice, now we are going to actually win. I told syphon that if the great oracle heard about his performance rd1 he would probably revoke his -z- membership and not give him his $45.99 entrance fee refund.



Rnd 2 crimmy shows up, stridex goes O, and I get to play a fucking boring position again (I hate this clan). Fortunately, I was able to write most of this while I was playing. I was typing on my laptop while keeping my foot on the keyboard of my other computer. I couldn?t of done it without your training malice, I thank you. Our O slowly caps the flag and we are up by like 40-0. I think we start slacking off or something and RES comes in speed hacks our fr and suddenly our flag is in the rr. We let that one go. I wasn?t playing attention and I missed a det, and they pulled the flag out again. However, our Godly all-seeing player, decap, shoot a rocket up the shoop and it hit their med before he could drop it down. I wouldn?t of matter though. MoC wins?



I?m really at a loss for words. I guess I?m burned out after that TDA match or something. Anyway, we decided to start picking MVPs for our matches because that?s what TDA does. So this matches MVP is Gogeta. Gogeta helped us win by not playing and finding this inspirational video about pickles (no, not penises, sorry to disappoint you void).



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S89Y4shxtE

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