Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2006-07-27 | TFL 2a | INC | Damage Incorporated | 153.59 +10.03 |
GoW | Gods of War | 116.35 -4.01 |
50-60 70-50 | Waterwar Waterwar |
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Writeup:
INC over GoW
[INC] vs [GoW]
Waterwar 8v9 rd1 9v9 rd2
Well, I didn't really want to go to 1a so I decided to pm everybody in the clan and tell them we're throwing the match. Rab readily agreed with me as he always would. One time I artificially inseminated him.
Rd1: So, as I was idling and spying on [INC] and I was so giddy that we were short. I sharted. We had 6 people about 10 minutes til the round started. We got 8 just before and I screamed at my computer screen. Luckily I was 4v4ing on the other computer screen so I wasn't too upset by it. [GoW] failed to capitalize on their duration of the round Power Play. The terrrrrible [INC] D round 1 let up 6 caps. The incredible and determined [INC] offense knew they had to score to keep us in it. I couldn't believe it when Mike Superman Bourne, Beano Cut ya Spleeno, and Thomas the tank engine kept us in the match. Once again I had to change my shorts as I had the mud butt. Final 6-5 GoW
Rd2: 5 minutes after the round got out Glacier emerged from his studies to tell us to quiet down. I frowned a million frowns when [INC] pleaded with him to play. He agreed as long as he could leave early to study. [INC]'s plan was simple. Get a few caps ahead then go ALL D. Aint that a bitch. My plan was ruined. I tried so hard to sabotage it. It was honorable and necessary to throw the GoW match but [INC] wouldn't listen. I was so sick to my stomach I returned to my toilet for more mud butt cleansing. I was unable to return to my computer to spec the entire round. Luckily I wheeled my second computer into the bathroom and was able to continue my 4v4. [INC] and [GoW] traded leads the entire duration of the round. INC pulled one with 3 minutes left and I blew out my O ring. As they all went defense according to plan, I was a complete failure in trying to fix the match. Hats off to INC for their intensity. I think I'm having a change of heart and I'd like to help you guys win now. So what do ya say? Can I stay in? rd2: 7-5 INC
Writeup by ( ae . rova )
Comments
July 28, 2006, 2:53 am |
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such lacerating wordplay
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July 28, 2006, 10:28 pm |
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rab's a wigger nel
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August 6, 2006, 3:36 pm |
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INC needs more ae players b/c apparently having 2 wasn't enough to consider them as being an ae spinoff.
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