Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2006-07-31 | STA Bronze | [inferno] | The Inferno | 83.97 +2.93 |
SIN | Strages in Nomine | 74.46 -2.93 |
153-127 202-106 | Scrummage Scrummage |
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Writeup:
[inferno] over SIN
Well it's been awhile since we had the privelige of playing a clan quite as anal-retentive as -Shin- clan. Apparently they won't give us logs until we give them logs and hltv, even though our server guy isn't in Inferno and kinda doesn't know we used his server yet (thanks cer/siegfried!).
Without this information we can't figure out who the loser of "The Inferno Real Life Death-Match Classic" for both rounds, which is heartbreaking. Every time Inferno plays a 2 hw map we agree that whichever hw gets the fewest kills for the match has to slit his own throat on his webcam (and upload it to youtube before he bleeds to death). So if I seem a little hostile in the writeup, it's the lack of logs. The suspense is killing me! Will it be loper, bbbd, or confucious? Idle in #infernoclan to find out who lives and who dies, literally!
I digress to the match.
Round 1 starts slow because no one from -Shin- responds until 9:35, and didn't change the pw until a short time later. I can't blame them, I would've wanted to postpone the trauma as long as possible too. Anyhoo, it's fairly even till Inferno busts out it's super secret "touch both cap points at the same time" strat, then after 1 scrummage (GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) -Shin- started playing a little bit better (not saying much).
In between rounds i give -Shin- the right ippw and my own team the wrong ip. I lost $5 to Time, who properly guessed how long it would take jake to figure out he'd been punk'd and hoodwinked. So please put your hands together for Time-AA-, winner of the weekly Inferno "gamble on something during STA" raffle. As always 50% of the proceeds will go towards finding a cure for breast cancer.
In round 2 we decided to cowboy up since we hadn't done that in awhile. 4 Scrums later (GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOoooOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!)
we decided to just scream as loud as we could into our microphones. Telos is still asking who won, so I think we ruptured his eardrums screaming too loud. I should've bet on that instead of losing my money betting on a jake the jew biberstein.
Speaking of sure bets, Inferno won tonight. Turns out -Shin- is a lot worse when we play with 9 players instead of 8 (thanks again chums) but they put up a decent fight, comparable to a midget with cerebral palsy playing with one hand and one eye, give or take a Fetal Alcohol Syndrome or two.
GG, GL with your dispute.
Comments
August 1, 2006, 3:45 am |
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Jesus berg, you're the damn jew in inferno.
I just have a jewish last name. I am not jewish. I am German. My great-granddad was in the SS. So I put your family in the oven. RAPED
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August 1, 2006, 3:49 am |
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yes but if i pick on my own race its not racism DUGHHH
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August 1, 2006, 3:51 am |
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my girlfriend is jewish
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August 1, 2006, 3:53 am |
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good story mr T
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August 1, 2006, 3:16 pm |
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Everybody knows all jews carry a fake bag of jew gold...
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August 1, 2006, 10:12 pm |
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aFF is a pansy ass bitch pass it on... and give me those logs so i can begin preparations for my telivised seppuku
3) Servers must have logging turned on, and upon request by an STA admin, those logs *must* be released within 24 hours.
Logs must also be released to the opposing clan (if requested) as well. Releasing them within 24 hours of their request is preferred.
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August 1, 2006, 10:14 pm |
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*televised gg
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August 1, 2006, 11:52 pm |
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SIN is 1-10 in their last 11. That makes your huge 25 point win in rd1 seem pretty impressive. And the joke about someone slitting their throat on a web cam had me rolling. No really, it did...
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August 2, 2006, 5:38 am |
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why do you think inferno always has bad hws? they keep dying lollllll
seriously though what joke?
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August 2, 2006, 11:59 pm |
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i second that berg. you die now.
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