Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2006-07-31 | STA Silver | -459 | Absolute Zero | 191.74 +8.01 |
uC | uncontrollable Chaos | 135.69 -4.50 |
192-77 218-96 | Scrummage Scrummage |
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Writeup:
-459 over uC
To preface this writeup i must note the epic silver proportions of this match. Uncontrollable chaos against -459 for the heralded silver title of the demi-gods. I thought to myself, what better way to warm up for the match than watch absolute run random class throughout practice?
In between rounds I sat down to a nice plate of chinese chicken, broccoli, and rice. It was quite scrumptious I thought to myself. Each time I took a mouthful of white rice the sound SCRRRUMAGE! rang out in my head. I urinated as fast as possible, without damaging any reproductive organs, and made my way back to the computer.
The second round was a lot less intense on our part for some reason. We ended up having an even bigger lead, but I guess it was just funny because to stop us from scrumming, they sent a soldier over to their scrum point to work part-time. He was falling down on the job though, because i capped with the soldier standing there at least twice. Numb orgasmed again, koolaid kept shouting at us in a different language, and stayne pretty much just raped everything in sight. Unfortunately they managed to get a scrum, and I?m not sure if they were trying to brag but someone said ?sup now? or something to that effect. We of course had around 7 or 8 scrums at that point so I decided to be nice and let the comment slide. Thirty-three scrums later korruption and I were getting bored, and it was time for Azero to have a hairy French chick over his house. The round ends with us doubling there score again, but unfortunately the size of SD?s penis stayed the same, much to his dismay. Sorry J!
ames, maybe next time. GG uC
<3 Tercel
Comments
August 1, 2006, 5:56 am |
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sry guys part of the writeup got cut out--heres the whole thing:
To preface this writeup i must note the epic silver proportions of this match. Uncontrollable chaos against -459 for the heralded silver title of the demi-gods. I thought to myself, what better way to warm up for the match than watch absolute run random class throughout practice?
Anyway, we went into prematch fairly confident with kool-aid teaching us the finer points of ebonics. I learned that you never step on a brother's new kicks or you'll get popped in the face. Whatever that means. Then korruption got sand in his vagina because we were trying to play the song 'getting some head' to get pumped up for prematch. People from Chicago pronounce conc 'CANC' by the way. Rd1 pretty much consisted of Rage running suicide demo on the center point for the entire round and raping everyone to hell with mirvs. At one point korruption spent around 5 minutes on their Scrum and didn?t stop laughing the entire time. uC didn't seem to get the drift, because we had around 4 or 5 unanswered scrums. A couple times they tried to copy us by having a medic camp our scrum, but it wasn't too effective considering they didn't even have the middle. The round ends without them getting a scrum and I think Numb orgasms because he doesn't stop laughing for several minutes.
In between rounds I sat down to a nice plate of chinese chicken, broccoli, and rice. It was quite scrumptious I thought to myself. Each time I took a mouthful of white rice the sound SCRRRUMAGE! rang out in my head. I urinated as fast as possible, without damaging any reproductive organs, and made my way back to the computer.
The second round was a lot less intense on our part for some reason. We ended up having an even bigger lead, but I guess it was just funny because to stop us from scrumming, they sent a soldier over to their scrum point to work part-time. He was falling down on the job though, because i capped with the soldier standing there at least twice. Numb orgasmed again, koolaid kept shouting at us in a different language, and stayne pretty much just raped everything in sight. Unfortunately they managed to get a scrum, and I?m not sure if they were trying to brag but someone said sup now or something to that effect. We of course had around 7 or 8 scrums at that point so I decided to be nice and let the comment slide. Thirty-three scrums later korruption and I were getting bored, and it was time for Azero to have a hairy French chick over his house. The round ends with us doubling there score again, but unfortunately the size of SD?s penis stayed the same, much to his dismay. Sorry James, maybe next time. GG uC
<3 Tercel
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August 1, 2006, 11:31 am |
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Due to unfortunate circumstances in the land of Azaroth. I could not travel all the way from Arathi Basin in time for this match.
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August 1, 2006, 3:23 pm |
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LOL
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August 4, 2006, 5:12 pm |
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Sigh
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August 6, 2006, 12:45 am |
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:(
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