Match info

Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2006-08-03 TFL 2a -459 Absolute Zero 195.88 
 +4.14
BoA The Original Brotherhood of Assassins 121.59 
 -4.14
20-40 
20-0
10-0
2fort 8vs8
2fort 8vs8
2fort 8vs8
Regular

Writeup:

-459 over BoA

What can I say. R1 was pretty shitty on 459's end. We took 2 flags to the top spiral and for whatever reason, we just didnt cap them. They got 4 however, and we got 2.

Breaktime. I smoke a cigarette because I'm cool. Tercel has this revelation in IRC.

Tercel> im not fuckin around this round
Tercel> these guys are gonna get their shit pushed in

0:27:25 [BoA] Mikester -guilds-: thre goona cap
0:27:30 azul: who cares
0:27:31 azul: o wait
0:27:32 azul: shit
0:27:33 azul: thats a tie

Goddamn right its a tie. And we did it on your whole team. Faggots. Breaktime. I'm pumped, even though I played like shit r2 I'm still pumped because I know we're going to win this match. BoA can't handle the Fortunato/Tercel combo.

I'm making line drive concs while abs is emping shit on the bridge, its getting crazy. They're getting some movement but not much as AZero is destroying their all but mediocre offense. Suddenly we get some tosses and Abs ends up with the flag and runs it through our base up to the cap point. At this point Azul contemplates hanging himself.

Overall it was a pretty boring match, but OT was awesome. 2fort is really shitty and I'm glad it's only 1 week.

azul (Team): i bet u his mom bought him a muzzle for his birthday

Tercel> My mom actually bought me a gameboy for my birthday, i played that match on it and we still managed to destroy their 5 defense

-fortunato-K



Comments

Old August 4, 2006, 4:50 am
lol suprised tercel didnt make the writeup and brag about how great he is since he bitched the whole match. took to the limit by a last place team 459 :) gg
 
Old August 4, 2006, 4:57 am
oh <3 vamp btw, despite the writeup :P
 
Old August 4, 2006, 5:18 am
What can I say. R1 was pretty shitty on 459's end. We took 2 flags to the top spiral and for whatever reason, we just didnt cap them. They got 4 however, and we got 2. Breaktime. I smoke a cigarette because I'm cool. Tercel has this revelation in IRC. [21:54] im not fuckin around this round [21:54] these guys are gonna get their shit pushed in R2 starts. Tercel immediately enters their flagroom and takes the flag to mid spiral, we follow with a cap in the first 2 minutes. I conc from the bridge to the batts and when I'm concing from the spawn to the ele I notice 4 soldiers and an Engi in the RR. I enter the basement to be killed by their SIXTH defense. Yes I said SIX. Five soldiers and an Engy. This goes on for about 20 minutes, then suddenly the offensive rapesquad known as -459 starts getting some movement, then its up top... what does BoA think about this? 0:27:25 [BoA] Mikester -guilds- thre goona cap 0:27:30 azul who cares 0:27:31 azul o wait 0:27:32 azul shit 0:27:33 azul thats a tie Goddamn right its a tie. And we did it on your whole team. Faggots. Breaktime. I'm pumped, even though I played like shit r2 I'm still pumped because I know we're going to win this match. BoA can't handle the Fortunato/Tercel combo. Overtime. Both teams start off with 5 D, and nothing really happens until BoA gets the flag to the spiral. Suddenly -459 goes into BoA mode and locks it down with OvO and soldiers everywhere, then we return the flag, they do it again, and again we return it. Meanwhile, I'm running scout and getting a little movement, but not much. Suddenly the flag is at the bottom spiral, and I run in through the ele and grab it while whatever retarded soldier is looking up the ramp, I grab it and toss it to the top, again. Another touch from the offense send it to the top grate, their all defending the front of the base, but WAIT FORTUNATO IS IN THE BASEMENT AS SCOUT THIS CANNOT BE A GOOD THING. Suddenly I run in grab the flag and get the toss outside. BoA's eyes start to well up as we pound them nonstop, they're running HW, demo, engy, 4 soldiers its on like donkey kong. I'm making line drive concs while abs is emping shit on the bridge, its getting crazy. They're getting some movement but not much as AZero is destroying their all but mediocre offense. Suddenly we get some tosses and Abs ends up with the flag and runs it through our base up to the cap point. At this point Azul contemplates hanging himself. Overall it was a pretty boring match, but OT was awesome. 2fort is really shitty and I'm glad it's only 1 week. [23:42] 0:20:51 Team blue azul (Team) i bet u his mom bought him a muzzle for his birthday [23:42] My mom actually bought me a gameboy for my birthday, i played that match on it and we still managed to destroy their 5 defense
 
Old August 4, 2006, 5:19 am
^ full writeup
 
Old August 4, 2006, 5:22 am
lol.. that writeup is much better than the bits that irc gave me. gg boa
 
Old August 4, 2006, 5:23 am
good job on beating the last place team in TFL in OT, you guys rock.
 
Old August 4, 2006, 5:31 am
good job failing miserably at turtling
 
Old August 4, 2006, 5:43 am
kab

tercel, i'm sorry to say but you were terrible in round 1, 2, and 3. i think you should stop talking shit
 
Old August 4, 2006, 5:45 am
kab

btw, very classy (+[BoA]kab-) im sorry you almost lost to a last place team :( (@AZero) didn't expect that (@AZero) !kb [BoA]kab- LoLZZZzzZZz
 
Old August 4, 2006, 6:18 am
hi5 tercel nice win yo, feel good about your victory over a terrible team with their 2nd string roster and still cry about it, hopefully you will be humbled when you once again lose every match in 1a
 
Old August 4, 2006, 6:28 am
sd_

someones taking tercel seriously again haha
 
Old August 4, 2006, 7:12 am
http://www.ugcleague.com/home.cfm sup guys i just got out of jail, whats new?
 
Old August 4, 2006, 7:50 am
Blah blah blah, flame flame flame, yadda yadda yadda. We won.
 
Old August 4, 2006, 7:51 am
oh yeah also BUTTS LOL
 
Old August 4, 2006, 9:41 am
Goddamn right its a tie. And we did it on your whole team. Faggots. Breaktime. I'm pumped, even though I played like shit r2 I'm still pumped because I know we're going to win this match. BoA can't handle the Fortunato/Tercel combo. GJ now do that against a clan that actually draws water
 
Old August 4, 2006, 12:06 pm
Heated 2a battles, nice. Glad to see some people still kind of care =)
 
Old August 4, 2006, 1:17 pm
'btw, very classy (+[BoA]kab-) im sorry you almost lost to a last place team :( (@AZero) didn't expect that (@AZero) !kb [BoA]kab- LoLZZZzzZZz' Sup IRC owned. out of context, but owned n0n3-th3-l355 Good match, that was a more intense match than expected. I guess it didn't help that we are still having roster problems problems. Whoever the guys that renamed to AZero hax, love you too ^_-
 
Old August 4, 2006, 1:48 pm
who was I play without walls? He looked like he was doing pretty good. Props to him.
 
Old August 4, 2006, 2:28 pm
!@$HDFSHFSDAGHDSFAG LET ME POST DAMMIT KSE CODING
 
Old August 4, 2006, 2:29 pm
ah, finally. Tercel smells. LOL HI MASTERMAN [CS] FTW :D:D ASFDSG1SdfffCdfdaAfdgrgdPcdfsdfWsadfdsIasdafNfdsfsafLOL
 
Old August 4, 2006, 3:40 pm
lol azul
 
Old August 4, 2006, 3:41 pm
BlackHand remind me again, when's the last time BoA was in 1a? Oh wait, never. Shut the fuck up scrub.
 
Old August 4, 2006, 3:53 pm
dont remember seeing vamp in 1a :P <3
 
Old August 4, 2006, 3:56 pm
the LAST time we were in 1a looks like a 2 week period back in late '05. we played MoC and 2bH and got stomped out, but no surprises there, we're terrible and don't mind bh, the pussy vanished just before match time... i show up, he vanishes, gg go go [- +]
 
Old August 4, 2006, 3:58 pm
die azul!
 
Old August 4, 2006, 5:00 pm
-459 is a silver/2a clan and has been for the last 2 years. Just because they force us into the rape room that is 1a/Gold from time to time doesn't make us 1a/Gold. Was a close and intense match. The team-oriented play (6+ Defense when flag gets moved) made it difficult but kept things close and fun. It was a good match from my perspective (whoring lower resup). gg BoA.
 
Old August 4, 2006, 5:07 pm
The 6 defense was a mistake and did nothing more than cripple our offense. We told Cyrus to go medic a few times, but I guess he was more inclined to ruin Tercel's night. It was close and it was intense. Tercel is a loudmouth and Cyrus is a potshotting day-laborer. That about sums up the match
 
Old August 4, 2006, 5:08 pm
YOU STILL HAVEN'T SAID HI ON THIS THREAD MASTERMAN :(
 
Old August 4, 2006, 5:43 pm
This thread delivers.
 
Old August 4, 2006, 6:18 pm
if xdog shows -459 loses by 5 caps. CASE CLOSED.
 
Old August 4, 2006, 6:21 pm
if by that you mean if xdog shows up -459 wins by a landslide then yeah, that's right
 
Old August 4, 2006, 6:26 pm
someones taking tercel seriously again haha sadly sd, it seems as if sarcasm is a lost cause
 
Old August 4, 2006, 6:36 pm
LolZ u guys! I wAZ JASt PlaYginN11!
 
Old August 4, 2006, 7:13 pm
Its ok boa, we will destroy them on sd2.
 
Old August 4, 2006, 7:50 pm
AVENGE US!!
 
Old August 4, 2006, 7:59 pm
i shoulda played rnd2 YAH I SAID IT LOLZ
 
Old August 4, 2006, 8:26 pm
i have to agree with dirky for the first time, gj boa for sticking in there and whats the deal with clans saying crap1/crap2 combo that is so retarded. like srsly br0
 
Old August 4, 2006, 8:27 pm
Tercel is super witty and funny and real good at tfc and people like him and he really knows what hes talking about. azulurgaylolol
 
Old August 4, 2006, 8:45 pm
-Dirkeh Its ok boa, we will destroy them on sd2.- Marginally beat one bean, have to fight the whole burrito? What is DvS doing back in 2a? By the way you talk I thought you were big, tough 1a players ready to take over TDA. If you can't hack it in 1a, you suck just like us. Beat us, you still suck. You gain nothing.
 
Old August 4, 2006, 8:54 pm
only thing we gain is a win against you Lolz! and thats all we need <3
 
Old August 4, 2006, 9:16 pm
Marginally beat one bean, have to fight the whole burrito? best analogy ever, Stayne gets +5 points
 
Old August 4, 2006, 10:29 pm
stayne are you still mad we pushed your shit in rd2 on oppose? then losing to moo and acusing us of a dll. Don't start man you already look retarded. And for the move down, we were -8 TFL and having roster problems, dont worry we will be back there soon so we don't got to rape you.
 
Old August 4, 2006, 10:54 pm
Dirkeh is so mighty and powerful... I feel so insecure in his presence. Its as if I know that at any moment he might lash out and hurt me. But I also know that deep down he is like a big brother to me; and that he would look out for me when push comes to shove. He would defend me from any evildoers and, with his recruits, hold me close until the terror had passed. OMG!!! I love you Dirkeh!!! You make me feel so safe...
 
Old August 5, 2006, 2:45 am
I had fun. gg. oh btw... why complain about us trying to protect a lead? I seem to recall a few times in the match where we didnt see any 459 O when our O pulled the flag out. Notice we didn't complain?
 
Old August 5, 2006, 3:10 am
eight, that's because we were too busy exploiting and not missing shotguns
 
Old August 5, 2006, 3:29 am
i guess it didnt end up mattering anyway since you lost LOLZ
 
Old August 5, 2006, 4:08 am
I had fun. gg. oh btw... why complain about us trying to protect a lead? I seem to recall a few times in the match where we didnt see any 459 O when our O pulled the flag out. Notice we didn't complain?
 
Old August 5, 2006, 4:17 am
how the heck did it double post?? strange. yup we lost.
 
Old August 5, 2006, 4:26 am
how did it double post an hour and a half apart? but yeah, that reply was necessary terc *rolls eyes* I GUESS SARCASM IS A LOST ART!
 
Old August 5, 2006, 6:15 am
What is sarcasm? Is that when you make pictures out of numbers and letters? P.S. Ignore Tercel. Its past 8 pm. He's prolly underage-drunk. I'm surprised my phone isn't ringing. Oh.. nm. I shut it off.
 
Old August 5, 2006, 3:55 pm
I still have the demo of demonz hacking in a DyS practice haha....in a practice how sad.
 
Old August 5, 2006, 6:30 pm
so? and i still have the demo of raping you on stowaway_l and crying hacks LOLZZZZ and they found nothing man i am just that damn good EEHAWW
 
Old August 5, 2006, 6:48 pm
Sue

i hear tercel can't beat angel
 
Old August 5, 2006, 7:45 pm
tercel gets worked in every gather lol
 
Old August 5, 2006, 8:42 pm
Playing with 6 D in OT is a lot different than playing with 6 D during the last 20 minutes of r2. So don't try to compare the two.
 
Old August 5, 2006, 8:47 pm
yeah, 6d in last 20 minutes of r2 and playing 6d in 20 minutes of overtime is like comparing apples to apples; it just doesn't work.
 
Old August 5, 2006, 9:02 pm
Who cares how much D was used by who? It was a TFL match. After playing TDA and them using 6 D vs us on Shutdown2 to keep a shutout on us, I've come to expect nothing less from a TFL match. I actually thought both teams played smart. It was a team-oriented match. When flags moved, some O stayed back to help save it. Of course, when BoA's O stayed back, we sent one of our D over to help our O. I know that BoA did the same a few times (since I killed their HW in our base twice). So, imo, it was a hard-fought but good match.
 
Old August 5, 2006, 10:14 pm
that hw was actually hershey who had been playing o r2/ot, he's just a wacky guy like that, but i agree with stayne anyway.
 
Old August 6, 2006, 12:56 am
Hershy is a beast of a demoman.
 
Old August 6, 2006, 2:06 am
too bad your worthless writeup told the story in much different manner stayne
 
Old August 6, 2006, 4:09 am
lol
 
Old August 6, 2006, 4:13 am
did you actually just say so? about hacking? Says a lot about the DvS leadership. Bringing up a UGC5v match over 2 years ago huh? Didn't tercel and I beat you in a recent 3v3?
 
Old August 6, 2006, 4:24 am
omg a 3v3, caesar we will see what happens come thursday when i push your whole O team shit in ok pumpkin
 
Old August 6, 2006, 5:08 am
omg a UGC 5v5 match over 2 years ago? but hey if you're bored before thursday you could get your hacker buddy Lifedelinquent a new alias, you fucking nigger.
 
Old August 6, 2006, 5:21 am
bh, stayne didn't do the write-up, there's even a fucking signature from who wrote it do you people see what i mean when i say that bh is an idiot?
 
Old August 6, 2006, 5:53 am
the writeup is a reflection of the clan, douchebag
 
Old August 6, 2006, 6:36 am
Also stop hijacking our tfc drama DvS
 
Old August 6, 2006, 7:13 am
i'll keep that in mind the next time we let Milos do a writeup
 
Old August 6, 2006, 7:30 am
Hey..it's that BlackHand guy..how dare they insult you? =[
 
Old August 6, 2006, 8:03 am
They can insult me all they like, and it is probably well deserved. I'd expect vampire to say such things, but when 459 puts it as its match writeup it makes the whole clan look like assholes. It just seems funny to me how 459 seems to think they are hot shit when they are tearing through 2a, we'll see if it continues if/when they get moved back up.
 
Old August 6, 2006, 8:04 am
bh is on FIGH YAH
 
Old August 6, 2006, 3:30 pm
BH, we already know it won't continue. Prediction: We lose to DvS on shutdown2 because we are historically horrible on that map and we'll be missing 2 more of our regulars than we normally miss on Thursdays. We'll try, we play as well as we can, but we won't overcome that disadvantage. Then, we'll stay in 2a and continue our so-called rampage of _barely_ beating other 2a clans. wait.. did I say we'll try? I meant to say loawlz!11! we r jest shewd up and dl map in pm while sexxxing r supremode1 gfs lawlzz!!1!!ONE! PS: Vampire was shooting for a 100-comment writeup. He's almost 75% of the way there!
 
Old August 6, 2006, 5:31 pm
I was always taught to help those less fortunate than I am, so here's post 73
 
Old August 6, 2006, 6:03 pm
psh u guys are lucky that i didnt play ... or this mathc would've ended after mid rd2 when i would get like 30 caps and poop over milos, and OvO BH
 
Old August 6, 2006, 6:11 pm
wow i wish i was here lol but i was camping!
 
Old August 6, 2006, 6:12 pm
oh yah 459!
 
Old August 6, 2006, 6:24 pm
interp, milos/bh didn't play, that's how we managed to keep it so close
 
Old August 6, 2006, 6:44 pm
i heart azul :blush:
 
Old August 6, 2006, 7:20 pm
79
 
Old August 6, 2006, 8:52 pm
stayne, will you accept this basket of assorted fruits and cheeses?
 
Old August 6, 2006, 9:07 pm
azul bust out that l337 sig
 
Old August 7, 2006, 1:55 am
DoC

For some reason I can't post in our thread so I'll post here.... RAPED FAGGOTS!
 
Old August 7, 2006, 2:28 am
How does the match writeup reflect the clan? If I write that I hate black people, does that mean my whole team hates black people? No. DvS people, please stop posting in this thread, after we shit on your chests on Thursday I'll post a gem just for you guys ok?
 
Old August 7, 2006, 2:52 am
I think BH's hypothesis is based on the fact that all of our writeups are on a sixth-grade level and that 90% of BoA are all virgins *looks at BH*
 
Old August 7, 2006, 2:54 am
come on guys only 15 more posts...
 
Old August 7, 2006, 3:45 am
Vamp, I heard kool-aid hates black people. Shit, dont let curve swizzle in on these comments!
 
Old August 7, 2006, 3:53 am
wow
 
Old August 7, 2006, 4:30 am
bump
 
Old August 7, 2006, 5:14 am
rump
 
Old August 7, 2006, 6:02 am
finally DvS is silenced...just bring up that the person who made the clan is a former hacker(future reference for other clans). Anyway I personally have no beef with BoA I love them all. I know this is going to go past 100 posts because dirkeh or demonz will come back posting some complete shit about nothing. I know this for a fact.
 
Old August 7, 2006, 6:19 am
hey guys go post in the 3q vs is thread we're working on a 100 on that one too ^_^
 
Old August 7, 2006, 4:24 pm
Since you guys are trying to get 100 I thought I might reply and say that -459 sucks and BoA sucks even more. Your welcome in advance.
 
Old August 7, 2006, 4:35 pm
I love azuls sweet firm 14 year old ass
 
Old August 7, 2006, 5:12 pm
You can look but can't touch, geezer
 
Old August 7, 2006, 5:47 pm
Sue

hey guyz dont mess with caesar or he will dispute you
 
Old August 7, 2006, 6:28 pm
COME ON GUYS! ALMOST THERE!
 
Old August 7, 2006, 7:27 pm
Congrats on requiring an OT to beat boa when I wasn't even playing. :( I guess it balanced out running vampire and tercel on o though. Also, did athiest play in this match for the dirtiest roster of the past 2 years of tfc? Match sounded amazing though :'(
 
Old August 7, 2006, 7:29 pm
kab

milos found a new bf
 
Old August 7, 2006, 8:30 pm
who the fuck invited milos to this party
 
Old August 7, 2006, 8:56 pm
How was our roster dirty? If anything BoA's roster is dirty with that nigger tremann on it.
 
Old August 7, 2006, 10:11 pm
Nice one Sue, flamed me pretty good.
 
Old August 7, 2006, 11:41 pm
GET A FUCKING HOBBY
 
Old August 7, 2006, 11:41 pm
and bh sucks
 
Old August 8, 2006, 7:06 am
SCORE
 
Old August 8, 2006, 1:35 pm
dys

105!
 
Old August 8, 2006, 7:53 pm
How does the match writeup reflect the clan? If I write that I hate black people, does that mean my whole team hates black people? No. DvS people, please stop posting in this thread, after we shit on your chests on Thursday I'll post a gem just for you guys ok? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ i just love the irony here. quick pred. 120-0 DvS rd1 and 80-10 DvS rd2
 
Old August 8, 2006, 9:27 pm
azul like slayer, pass it on.
 
Old August 12, 2006, 5:59 pm
o shit.. watch out for scruff dvs
 


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