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Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2006-08-15 STA Silver -459 Absolute Zero 201.69 
 +11.71
L2D Live To Dominate 138.19 
 -4.57
50-50 
70-30
Hellion
Hellion
Defend

Writeup:

-459 over L2D

Hellion... Titlematch... -459 vs L2Dv2.5.01 (or something)

I appologize in advance for the poor quality of this writeup.

If the flag was a metaphor of a female's legally aged private parts, the L2D defense was a cast iron chastity belt, keeping the -459 offenders at bay. But, the offense joined in shoulder-to-shoulder formation, 4 men abroad, and marched slowly up the button ramp in unison, firing and reloading thier shotties, spamming their grens, and killing any blue-wearing terrorists they could find. This second part wasn't a metaphor. That really happened. For real.

orly?

-459 had a 5-3 lead, but L2D pelvic-thrusted thier way to a tie.

Rd2 -459's O found the key to L2D's chastity belt. They had thier way with the flag for a while, but too much of any good thing loses its charm. With 10 minutes left to play, the -459 O's attention turned to more interesting adverntures... like the pretty, unmoving sun in the sky(box)... omg sew bewtifewl!!

rd2: caesar and Azero did all the work for -459. simp did all the work for L2D.

GG guys!



Comments

Old August 15, 2006, 8:27 am
Half my life is in books' written pages Lived and learned from fools and from sages You know it's true All the things come back to you Sing with me, sing for the year Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears Sing with me, if it's just for today Maybe tomorrow, the good lord will take you away Yeah, sing with me, sing for the year sing for the laughter, sing for the tear sing with me, if it's just for today Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away Dream On Dream On Dream On Dream until your dreams come true Dream On Dream On Dream On Dream until your dream comes through Dream On Dream On Dream On Dream On Dream On Dream On Dream On
 
Old August 15, 2006, 12:51 pm
gg Bad things happen to you because you touch yourself at night.
 
Old August 15, 2006, 3:33 pm
And just imagine all the kitten corpses that surround his humble abode
 
Old August 15, 2006, 3:33 pm
Great Game 459 maybe we might just start those scrimmmages up again :D
 
Old August 15, 2006, 11:07 pm
sounds fun simp!
 


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