Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2006-08-15 | STA Silver | -459 | Absolute Zero | 201.69 +11.71 |
L2D | Live To Dominate | 138.19 -4.57 |
50-50  70-30 | Hellion Hellion |
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Writeup:
-459 over L2D
Hellion... Titlematch... -459 vs L2Dv2.5.01 (or something)
I appologize in advance for the poor quality of this writeup.
If the flag was a metaphor of a female's legally aged private parts, the L2D defense was a cast iron chastity belt, keeping the -459 offenders at bay. But, the offense joined in shoulder-to-shoulder formation, 4 men abroad, and marched slowly up the button ramp in unison, firing and reloading thier shotties, spamming their grens, and killing any blue-wearing terrorists they could find. This second part wasn't a metaphor. That really happened. For real.
orly?
-459 had a 5-3 lead, but L2D pelvic-thrusted thier way to a tie.
Rd2 -459's O found the key to L2D's chastity belt. They had thier way with the flag for a while, but too much of any good thing loses its charm. With 10 minutes left to play, the -459 O's attention turned to more interesting adverntures... like the pretty, unmoving sun in the sky(box)... omg sew bewtifewl!!
rd2: caesar and Azero did all the work for -459. simp did all the work for L2D.
GG guys!
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Half my life
is in books' written pages
Lived and learned from fools and
from sages
You know it's true
All the things come back to you
Sing with me, sing for the year
Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears
Sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good lord will take you away
Yeah, sing with me, sing for the year
sing for the laughter, sing for the tear
sing with me, if it's just for today
Maybe tomorrow, the good Lord will take you away
Dream On Dream On Dream On
Dream until your dreams come true
Dream On Dream On Dream On
Dream until your dream comes through
Dream On Dream On Dream On
Dream On Dream On
Dream On Dream On
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gg
Bad things happen to you because you touch yourself at night.
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And just imagine all the kitten corpses that surround his humble abode
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Great Game 459 maybe we might just start those scrimmmages up again :D
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sounds fun simp!
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