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r over -U-

I don?t mean to disappoint anyone, but this God?s TFC army thing is starting to get old and it?s quite childish. Speaking of being childish, we hear at r: have decided that Dirkeh is the gayest TFC name ever. What makes matters worse is he often cries like a 10 year old who would make up gay fictional names such as Dirkeh. Hell, even Dirk Nowitzki looks gay. You get no points for being associated with that NBA player. But seriously. we hear at r: don?t hate you, we just think your name is gay (well there are a few that don?t hate you). Wait a minute, we aren?t playing DvS? Maybe I should delete those irrelative remarks?na, this entire writeup will end up being irrelative anyway.

So we are playing U. I could start off by saying that U should of disbanned by now, and U hack and still suck, but that?s all been done before, except for ?U fuckers didn?t ask me to join U, U fucking homos and now you are going down!? By the way, you can message me or any of the other emo resurgam members at www.myspace.com/resurgam.

Anyway, we just raped TDA a couple days ago and we are feeling good. Yea, it was only by one cap but we had to make it a close game ofcourse, and their server limits bandwidth output to non-TDA members. So, really we?re the best team in TFC now. I mean TDA was the only clan that MoC struggled against and now that we have gotten rid of the weaker members (44, void, decap, collision, fatal), r is unstoppable. Hell, Syphon has become so good he doesn?t even need to hack anymore. He had his computer reformatted and everything. However, he still keeps in touch with morael. Come to think of it, he might of posted his hacks here www.myspace.com/morael.

So rd1 gets under way. One of our members asked the clan if we could dispute their entire clan, but we told them we wouldn?t need to. Apparently our server sucks as we were told periodically throughout the round. They had decap playing D sol, so we countered with his arch enemy Cheese. U was able to get the first cap though. We were all yelling at each other like we were about to disband. I sawed crying, cause I get emotional and stuff, but then I remember all the little people in hltv cheering for me. I couldn?t let them down. I wiped my eyes and began to play. Our O started to rape it up and so did our D. There isn?t much else to say about the round except for one incidence. Now, you would think that with metallix, syphon, and stridex on O one of them was bound to get called out for bhop.dll or some type of hack, but nooooo. It was some newb who hardly ever plays?Killian. So, congratulations killian, you are officially initiated into Resurgam.

So we are told that U is pretty much going to forfeit rd2. Everyone is pretty happy, but then we see 9 people in our server. What kind of shit are they trying to pull? Did they think we were all going to leave and not be able to play rd2? So apparently U?s D is playing O now and instead of concing past the soldier like a normal noob would do, they decided to throw nades instead.

We were surprised to see that Diablo showed up for the match. Apparently he left 44?s house just in time to make round one. We told him he was benched anyway. He told us that it was cool because he has a big cheeseburger eating contest he has to practice for tomorrow. So he came in rd2 to play O. After about 10 caps one of their soldier starts playing in the yard and our base.
But enough about how gay 44 is and the match, GG ultimatum

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