Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2006-08-10 | TFL 1a | r | resurgam | 207.94 +4.33 |
gt | gnostic?transcendence | 128.82 -4.33 |
180-0 80-10 | Shutdown2 8v8 Shutdown2 8v8 |
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Writeup:
r over gt
With Resurgam?s crusade under way in STA, it was time to cleanse the hell of TFL. As everyone knows, TFL is truly a hardcore anything goes league ? yes even hackers are
allowed to play. Hell, they love this league so much they even do their predictions. We knew that our style of play was not like these other class. For example, you have gt. Their name alone makes me cringe. It is obvious that they do not belong in 1a but yet they remain there, fighting it out like terrorists. Yes, gt is one of the many terrorist groups in TFL. Their strategy consists of them attacking suddenly, kidnapping their opponent?s flag, and retreating to their caves to mount an all out defensive to protect their strong hold. It is clear that they are inferior to the great clans such as Resurgam, and their need to rely on such barbaric tactics proves this. Nevertheless, Resurgam will drive out these evil doers and force them back into the hell they came from (2a, yes all divisions below 1a are hell). It must say that we were fortunate that one of our missionaries was able save Killian. In exchange for welcoming him into the light, he offered us the logs from their private channel. With this valuable information we were able to stop gt from leaving the United Kingdom today as they were attempting to pull a "rabid" (forfeit on the account that they knew their destiny). We refused to give them any liquids and held them captive until their sentencing at 9est.
Tonight the battle was on the map of shutdown 2. Unfortunately, a few key players were no where to be found. Diablo was busy traveling to meet other TFC players, gogeta was busy training to become the best player on a map no one cares about - xpress, and morael was busy buying a new steam id cause his 5th one got vac banned by his cousin's sisters uncle.
It was apparent that gt?s warfare technology was inferior to that of Resurgam. Within the first 5 mins they used the train to traverse to our base. Ofcourse, these terrorist are poorly educated and very poor and consequently, their train jumped the track and killed all that were aboard. Meanwhile our computer guided rockets and grenades were flawless. In addition, our x-ray vision goggles allowed us to see them before they saw us?haha, newbs. With gt?s secrets in hand, Killian led the attack. Gt struggled to even touch our flag. However, when they finally did (it was a spy) the great cheese came to the rescue. There really isn?t much more to say except that if gt was lucky to have 7 people still playing at the end of the round.
Knowing that they had already lost, at the start of rd2 gt begged us to obliterate them into oblivion of 2a. They hoped that the suffering they endured during this match would be their last, and that they would return to the hell in which they came from. Our great and holy warrior Iso said he needed to leave in order to server the lord tomorrow ? at his job in a casino. So we wished him good luck. Our humble followers, mainly gogeta, bowed in reverence after watching us in hltv. We thanked him, and told him he still couldn?t play.
gt barely had enough to play rd2, but they decided to play anyway. It was obvious that gt wasn?t going to try (hell it looked like they didn?t try at all of rnd1 ha!) so we switched things up. Syphon was going to go for 0 kills and he failed miserably 5 mins in. Crazyball bitched about getting to play ramp which ended up being pointless as malice and who knows who else were shooting every offensive member they saw. I decided to build an O tele, and setup shop in their fr, but when I wasn?t getting any customers (they all went O), I decided to alt+tab.
In the end, God?s army had prevailed once again. The white light of the moon shined across the battlefield. The Resurgam members began to go to sleep peacefully in their beds. All that was left of gt was their fierceness leader louie. He was vigilant to the end as any leader would be, but today was not his day. He had nothing left, all his friends had deserted him, so he went to the only place he knew to go, the catacombs.
GG.
