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mcccxxxvii over kTp

Last time we played ktp it was on alchimy and it was the match that they disbanded after. I could write some really nasty things in this but I'll just bypass all the obscenities.

r1. ktp server

we played pretty well, and had some decent holds, actually i think they only got the flag out of the flag enclosure like 5 times. Our O played well and brought home 10.

r2. ktp's server
We switched our O with our D this round, except we left colin on D, and brought yuk in for lewis to play soldier. Yuk's ping went to shit though so he had to play engi and colin played soldier, overall more of the same. They did better on O scoring a cap on the rush with an amazing play, I'm sure you'll see it in the next POTW that gets released.

MVP is CP who had 64 kills as medic r1 and 0 caps.

but... for the sake of remembering a better time...

R1 - We won. A lot to a little. Apparently they didn't like dark shooting into the yard from bments. Get over it, its legal. So they fired at our O. "STOP THE OVO" we chanted to no avail, yet they still took it up on themselves to OvO all because Dark WTF PWNED THEM in the yard. They QQ'd a lot apparently. But I wasn't here and was told it was relatively clean.

R1 Score = 110-10 kTp got cunt punched.

R2 - I show up in irc late as usual and was told we were short. So I come into the server to play O. But we have no D so I demo and wtf pwn them some more. Then someoen started playing demo for us and I go O. What luck i say to myself! Ungodly OvO! Hurray life is good... so I happily plow into the massive cluster fuck that is the bridge and learn a few things.

So lets go over some things I learned about TFC tonight.
1) Its ok for the other team to use tons of mm1 if they're losing horribly.
2) If you are firing back at the other teams offense as they shoot at you that makes you gay. Regardless of the fact that they started it. If you fire back you're gay.
3) If you allow yourself to be sucked into the other teams little world of idiot logic and succumb to the OvO and mm1 you are gay. But you are only gay if you are winning. If you are not winning you are not gay. And if you are winning while these circumstances are goign on it is perfectly ok for the other team to call you gay, fags, newbie fucks, or a myriad of other names. Because since they're losing they have to get some pleasure out of something.
4) If you are part of the losing team and you are obviously using tons of OvO, mm1, respawn spamming and any other nifty little tricks to gain a little self esteem back after it was brutally torn from you during a horrible sodomy session r1. You are allowed to threaten the other clan with a dispute. Doesn't matter if this makes sense, since you succumbed to the OvO and mm1 and have partaken in their fun you are breaking the rules and they are not.
5) When all else fails, and it has finally struck you that there is no chance you're going to win this match. You have been outplayed and while you were attempting to OvO and do whatever the other team pretty much ignored you and capped your flag some more. Nevermind the fact that you were outplayed. Nevermind the fact that you tried to be totally lame and gay and it turns out the other team is better at being lame than you are. You are not the lame ones. The other team is. And since you have tried everything you possibly could to piss in the other teams cheerios and failed.. miserably i might add.. you are allowed to switch teams and spam their respawn while being on the wrong team.
6) And last but not least, if your team tries to be gay and you do all the above listed things, and it does indeed turn out that you are not as big e-badasses as you thought you were. It is not your fault, it is the other teams fault. After all.. they are gay.

R2 Score - 90-30 - there was no pussy kicking this round. Just a friendly lesson in the fine art of prison sex for kTp.

GG kTp. The mm1, OvO, respawn spamming, accusations, names, dispute threats, your changing team to be on our team just so you could TK us was totally fun. And we all got a good laught out of it. GL in your future matches.

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