Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2006-10-02 | STA Gold | r | resurgam | 269.88 +5.72 |
INC | Damage Incorporated | 183.00 -5.72 |
140-20 120-40 | unearthed_r unearthed_r |
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Writeup:
r over INC
You know, it sort of dawn on us last week. There really aren?t many gold caliber type clans anymore. I guess you could say we are just too good for gold. Sure there is RES and ae, but even TDA is falling to the likes of |D| and DvS. Well, maybe not as bad as DvS cause they are consistently terrible, but many of those TDA guys have names as gay as those guys in DvS (mainly Dirkeh and Ronneh). Anyway, speaking of terrible clans, we were honored to play INC today. Truthfully, I didn?t expect much of a fight (more like I didn?t except them to show up at all) after they got raped by DvS. If that isn?t synonymous with ?Go back down to silver where you belong.? I don?t know what is.
So was are going to play achlemy because unearthered is a crazy cap point map that no one feels like learning. Stridex, decap, and other knew it was going to be a blow out so they decided not to even show up. Unfortunately, I wasn?t this smart and I had to play. The round started and we touched, we touched, we capped, we touched, we capped, etc. It was almost like we were playing against zero with syphon and collision trying to steal other people?s caps. Our D held well. Crazyball raped and malice and crimmy just built their sgs and yelled at me for letting their sg?s get killed.
Anyway, about 5 mins left in the round Syphon came in. After telling collision to leaving several times Syphon got pissed and decided to take matters into his own hands. He ripped off collision?s helmet and smashed his head into the ground with his cleats. Ofcourse collision then began to lag out until he was finally removed from the server and taken to the hospital. Later after the match Syphon?s alter ego (Mother Thersa) apologized to everyone. He said his emotions got the best of him and that he really isn?t a bad person. If that isn?t synonymous with ?I?m a fucking retard and I can?t control myself, including my bowels.? I don?t know what is.
So round 2, no one really wants to play and somehow I get forced into playing again. Gogeta?s 30 minute timeout was over so he got to play. I was pretty much the same except it seems this round INC could rampslide better. However, they were not able to cap. I was pretty bored and stuff so I asked if I could get an O tele. Malice said no, so I went for a walk. Along the way I saw my neighbor Mr. Smith walking his dog. I waved to him and cheerfully continued my way to the pond. I could smell the spring time flowers in the air as the birds peacefully chirped in the trees. When I arrived at the pond I went for a little swim. Being the curious little boy that I am I stuck my head in a drain pipe and decided to go exploring. Upon exiting I noticed another pond ahead, so I decided to jump in that as well. Soon a few of my friends arrived. The handed me some white power and told me to take a whiff. Immediately I felt a surge underneath my legs and it felt like I was fl!
ying in the air. However, do to my inability to control myself in the air, I came falling down. When I came down I noticed that my other friends were sniffing this white powered too. Suddenly, we were all moving upward again. This time I thought I was going to exit this well like structure. However, a fucking medic got in my way and I wasn?t able to get the fucking flag so I had to go around and try to get up that stupid vent thingy which ofcourse I failed to do the first time leaving my with 3 hp so I shot myself in the head the end. GG.
Oh yeah, we won.
Comments
October 3, 2006, 12:05 pm |
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Hookd ohn fonix werkd' fo sho.
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October 3, 2006, 2:32 pm |
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Do you seriously believe that after spending 30 mins writing that crap someone would actually want to proof read it?
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October 3, 2006, 6:14 pm |
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yea 30min in of writing then playing INC after all that typing takes a toll on our write up man.
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October 3, 2006, 8:07 pm |
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Good god way too long of a writeup for the match at hand. Hopefully my guys haven't been mouthing off and got the community to think we belong in 1a. We don't. A simple thanks for sticking it out or gg would have been alright, but ouch. We're burning.
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October 3, 2006, 8:17 pm |
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i spoke for my clan on my last post. now i speak for me. kick ass writeup bro lol. keep em coming :)
rivals http://www.konspiracy.org/?action=matchinfo&div=tfc&id=26227
does not even come close to
http://www.konspiracy.org/?action=matchinfo&div=tfc&id=26072
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October 3, 2006, 11:49 pm |
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yeah its not like we said plz put us in gold and 1a. so get use to beating us.
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October 4, 2006, 5:06 am |
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somehow i knew which write-up the second link was before i clicked
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October 4, 2006, 3:00 pm |
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LOL :D
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October 4, 2006, 7:55 pm |
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its leg dont take any offense to it, if u look at the other writeups they are all like that. i think they are hilarious
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October 4, 2006, 8:41 pm |
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Leg takes time before during and after the match to do his write-ups. He's going to cry all week now.
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October 5, 2006, 8:58 am |
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yea i agree. love legs writeups. i was just talking for my pussy ass clan when they got bitch slapped like that. i've been inactive for a few wks now. INC blows
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