Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2006-11-27 | STA Silver | nLv | No Longer Valid | 85.39 +2.59 |
=WaR= | Warriors And Renegades | 61.15 -2.59 |
152-133 208-131 | Warpath_l Warpath_l |
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Writeup:
nLv over =WaR=
Well we all came into this match knowing a thing or two about WaR's roster and what to expect from them...
I'd say they have a 2:1 ratio of homosexuals to cool dudes and dudettes in QB's case. It's a shame they let their good players get brought down by little children.
Round 1
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We join WaR's server. We have like 30 people show up tonight, and fury decided he didn't want to be a part of it anymore, so he parted ways with us. We get a lineup, and QB is nice enough to let us tryout Cent. We return the favor by letting them run Ludi unrostered.
In their server, we have 3 guys pushing 150 ping, so we ask to change servers. WaR's 3rd Grade Batallion chimes in like they have nuts to flaunt, and tries to talk shit to me. I tell them I'll dispute them for mm1, because it's easier than telling them they're faggots.
That gets ad's panties in a bunch and soon he's dripping fluids all over battlefield. It turns into a pre-pubescent orgy of taunts, and children trying to act like they're tough to TFC players.
Eventually they shut up. One of our HPBs drops cuz of the ping, and we end up with only 1 or 2 guys over 100 ping as things settle down.
The round starts and we rape faces. asie isn't playing rd1, and neither was QB, so I can make all kinds of menopausal jokes at WaR's expense and not offend anyone except for the little girls whose vaginas we destroyed.
nLv takes a decent lead with no all-caps. WaR comes back and gets the first all-cap. nLv steadily dominates the rest of the time, rebuilding our lead, and we all-cap with a few seconds left to takes us over the top.
Rd1 Score: 152-133 nLv!
Round 2
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ad leaves a trail of vaginal fluids from the WaR server all the way into their IRC chan. I follow it out of curiosity, because I love vaginas. We have words in their channel; more of the usual 3rd grade banter, for the most part. I picture a little kid with jean shorts down to his shins, a pierced ear, glasses, and a backwards hat, sitting at his computer turning beet red. But who knows.
Anyways, everyone else is civil, or at least smart enough to not degrade themselves, and we head into our server for rd2.
asie comes in rd2, so now I need to pick a gender-neutral way to make fun of ad, even though I don't think he played rd2. By jove I think I've got it!
Gender neutral? That fits ad just fine.
round 2 we build a much more solid lead and dominate for most of the round, again. WaR pushes us back once or twice, but for the most part we're all up in their hizzy. Towards the end they start running a sniper or something and things go pretty easy for the last 10 minutes'ish.
They manage an all-cap with a couple minutes left, but it's not nearly enough to close the gap.
I play O rd2 instead of engy, and reaffirm my position as world's worst Warpath_l offense, as I get stuck on every corner there is to get stuck on.
We sieze the day.
Rd2 Score: 208-131 nLv!
Final
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Back in IRC I see that ad has been spending most of rd2 monologuing to himself in IRC about what a faggot I am, and how the fascists like me and George Bush are ruining the only thing little boys/girls/things like him/her/it have left in their little lives: The right to be an idiot.
gg to everyone else in WaR. Have fun flaming away if you like.
Final Score: 360-264
Disclaimer: If you respond to this writeup you're a faggot. ad said so.
