Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2006-12-11 | STA Silver | IGC | Intergalactic Cowboys | 68.34 +2.54 |
K}{R | Knights of the HARSH Realm | 59.21 -2.54 |
250-50 90-30 | Vidar2 Vidar2 |
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Writeup:
IGC over K}{R
It was a cold day in Nifelheim, the Fimbulvetr taking many a toll on our men and food supplies to endure us through the frost-bitten winters. We had been encamped many a month in the land of mist, awaiting battle and the Valkyries to come guide our souls to Valhall to live once again in the mead hall, awaiting Ragnarok. Midnight had came, and all but our scouts were asleep, when like a shot from the dark, the horns of our ancestors began to blow and we saw the outlines of the Knight's and Crusader's ships coming to our lands. We awaited them with bow in hord, axe on side, and sword in sheath. Our bear skins and wolf jaws kept our body and head warm, for freezing to death was not death in battle and we would not be the select Einherjer. By the hammer of Thor our archers began the attack; 10,000 arrows looked like a giant shadow over the moonlight as we fired upon the Christians, making their ships run red with blood and entrails of those with Christian faith. After the preemp!
tive strike, we grabbed our sword and shield and guided by the hammer of Thor, the lightning-bolt Mjolner, we charged into battle and began the slaughter. Many men were eviscerated and disemboweled, their entrails pouring out of them as they watched their life puddle up onto the ground, the warmth of the blood causing parts of the ice to begin melting. You could see the 13 maidens coming and going, rewarding our slain kinsmen with a kiss and guidance of their souls to the castle of Valhall. This battle was not to be one of loss and defeat, for the Gods have granted us victory for our sacrifice and with Oden on our side it would be futile to resist; we are victorious! With my sword and shield in hand, a weapon in hand, I slashed and delivered blows to damn souls to Hel where eternal suffering and pain was to be endured. The blood would gush from their wounds, as before I could turn around he would be falling upon his knees and defeat.Steel met steel, and I would only hear th!
e sound of wood breaking as the bastard's axe went through my !
shield.
I tossed it aside and grabbed my axe, a weapon now in each fist, and delivered the blows easily. I removed my axe from the head, the cuts wide and deep, the brain matter covering my blade and I laughed as the bastard screamed. My sword would be thrust into the backs of others; only laughter coming from me as I twisted my sword. The battle was was soon showing signs of being over, our men overrunning the Christians but from nowhere it pierced me and my kinsmen; a spear was thrust through our backs of three of my fellow men and I; we had foolishly let our guard down and recieved mortal wounds; but that would not stop us. We fought on until we could fight no more, and the Valkyries awarded us a kiss. Our lives would not be in vein, as we prevailed this night in the lands of Nifelheim fighting for the glory of Vidar.
<[IGC]|2on> anyone want to say anything for the writeup?
<[IGC]|2on> anyone want to say anything for the writeup?
<[IGC]|2on> anyone want to say anything for the writeup?
<[IGC]|2on> anyone want to say anything for the writeup?
<[IGC]|2on> anyone want to say anything for the writeup?
<sion> say that our d kept killing people i was wrenching to death
<SiLkz0rz> HOLLA
<SiLkz0rz> woot say that
<SiLkz0rz> idk
<`LiTHiuM> lol
<sion> and that me and SiLkz0rz chased this one medic then we had sex on his dead body
