Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2007-02-15 | TFL 2a | DeX | Dextrous | 76.38 +1.22 |
ARES | Team ARES | 7.58 -1.22 |
330-120 80-50 | Siege Siege |
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Writeup:
DeX over ARES
First off GG ARES. Now, lemme start by saying our last write up was done by a crack head i paid off the street. And well, they gave it to me this time around. Yes, your fuckin sexy ass mochachino colored solly, MERKiN. Everyone loves to hate me, and i love to fuck men.
K, round one, we actually play for teh win. We got that self enduldged egomaniacle maniac collision back, and his partner in crime, the one, the only sk0al. Nothing like hearing aboot and copenhagen being spit out in vent. We cap a fuck load, and i gain a massive erection that pushes my keyboard up to unreachable heights. Everyone was hopping around like a fuckin grasshopper freaking me out. Worst fatty of all time: [NeX]Chimp. the most spammed thing in vent was STOP FUCKING SHOOTING ME RETARD.
Score:
-DeX- 320
{ARES} 120
After being cussed out by the offense for letting caps out i slit my wrists, which helped me play just a tad better. We decide, meh, TFL is the best leauge, lets act a fool. And we start off with everyone on D for some odd reason or another, and realize we might actually need to cap. So we send some random people out there we got from [DAD] to cap the flag. They got raped. illogical.-Grg-r started crying at all the OvO, (IN TFL), and i laughed a fuck load. We all laughed, then he told us You are the reason TFC is dying... which was a direct insult to the ID of Mr Collision, aka The Champ (in his eyes). He then went into a fit of rage, and began shooting everyone. stanger, well he got bored and went sniper. I tried to run offy, but i suck... so i like hopped around like a retard.
-DeX- 80
{ARES} 50
It was fun all in all, TFL is the best league out there. Um... what else can i possibly say, oh... This goes out to our biggest fan, WTYD, aka Wicked. heyyyyy baby, u get the pubic hair i sent for you?
-MERKi[N]
