Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2007-02-20 | STA Silver | DeX | Dextrous | 81.44 +5.06 |
AGT | The Agency | 76.19 -5.06 |
100-40 40-40 | Shutdown2 8v8 Shutdown2 8v8 |
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Writeup:
DeX over AGT
First off, I would like to dedicate this writeup to Donn. The best fucking Hyvee grocery store manager of ever. This match reminded me of the time that Donn took out some lady asking to return a broken bannana by throwing a shopping cart across 3 aisles with one hand while he was eating a root beer flavored popcicle brand frozen treat with his other hand. The moral of the story, don't try to return a broken bannana while Donn is around unless you want to get a mouth full of steel and rubber wheels.
Rd 1 started off pretty back and forth, DeX getting the first and AGT following up. Score was tied at 3 when DeX started keeping the caps coming , mostly out plank and rd ended 10-4 DeX. Which is pretty good considering MERKiN/RawDawgs mic was broken because he accidently got some stomach acid on it when he was practicing deep throating. (what what, in the butt?) lineup, O:Col aka god of tfc, Chimp aka wallhax mcsax, Skoal, aka random sweedish guy and MxPx aka <Insert something funny here> D: MERKiNRawdawg aka what what in my butt?, exoskeletal aka anger managment issues, Nova aka V53 CAN YOU PLEASE CALL INCOMINGS?!? oh wait you are? my bad, and Wolf-X aka stuck in the elevator.
Rd 2 started off trading a few, then chimps computer restarted after trying to open BArthurtakesitupthebutt.wmv 13 concurrent times in windows media player which causes AGT to grab like 3 more while chimp sponges himself off. DeX eventually evens it up and the round ends 4-4. Sub for rd 2 was Genghis I dont fucking play ADL tron, for Nova. col wins this round for 2 reasons, first for making several O runs completely backwards, and more importantly for taking the flag out via the orient express train in the basement which was being pursued by rockets.
In other news Chimp was accused of wall hacking, just detected most of the O because they left their gaydars turned on in their front pocket.
I had a lovely conversation with our number 1 fan Wicked in HLTV and it turns out, that if while playing solly, at any time, if you ever kill yourself with a nade once, you then become disgusting to watch and make people who are speccing you start to vomit uncontrollably
This was actually a GG, seemed pretty clean from my view
V53
