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DeX over AGT

This match was dedicated to Shanked, we loved you oh so dearly, and you broke our hearts. I'll still write you every day. Alls you need to do is get a new steam ID and name and you'll be right at home with us here at DeX, we support that kind of thing.

Well, we have like 20 people show up and had enough to do a full 8v8 by ourselves, but instead we were all watching collision do this neato conc, and fapping to it. Its a good thing MERKiNs mom made enough ginger snaps for the whole clan, but it turns out that she puts entirely too much cinnamon in them, and her e-cookies quickly turn into e-garbage.

Rd1: Rematch of mondays match, new map, diff league diff rules. round starts off with DeX moving flag, Col decides to cap several times because thats his, you know thing. Vr gets banned by rf so they are down 1 for a bit, then that gets fixed, and they are able to cap once, and we cap a few more times. Highlight of the match is someone tossing a bag in a corner behind Vr's dispenser and Vr is climbing all over his dispenser trying to get it, but he cant ;(. Round ends DeX up 10-1.

halftime, we put like 11 people in the server, and everyone just yells and sings in vent. AGT is waiting patiently while chimp is trying to control the mob of retards that is DeX.

Rd2: We just all decided to have fun and play around, we had some pyros, some snipers, some O HW, some random, was just all goofing off, the round ended AGT up 4-3.

GG again AGT

P.S. So rd2 im trying to blow up the bridges, and like a retard, I am trying to use a Det on them, i must have been out there for like 5 minutes, just dropping dets on the bridges. After the match:

<V53> i put at least 10 dets
<AGT-Pros-notunpro-orpro> and having fun
<V53> on the metal bridge
<V53> srsly
<V53> at least 10
<V53> and it wouldent blow
<V53> lol
<AGT-Pros-notunpro-orpro> uh dets don't blow the bridges
<V53> really?
<V53> ROFL
<AGT-Pros-notunpro-orpro> it's the hit uh
<V53> wow
<V53> NEWSFLASH
<AGT-Pros-notunpro-orpro> i forgot what the fuck it is, the hitscan weapons
<V53> rofl

P.P.S. Humor after the match:

<WickedMystic> 2v2
<WickedMystic> you two shit talkers
<WickedMystic> vs me and my bro
<V53> im doing a writeup
<V53> ill spec
<V53> srsly
<mear^fin> are u a legit retard wicked?
<[NeX]chimp> how about you 2v2 merkin and another dex member
<WickedMystic> who you gonna get collision or someone?
<WickedMystic> find the best player on your team to carry merkins ass?
<V53> collision could beat you 1 v 2
<V53> i guaranteee
<V53> it wouldn't even be fun for him
<WickedMystic> ill grab someone
<WickedMystic> brb
<WickedMystic> gotta dfoa tryout
* WickedMystic has left #CLANARES
<[NeX]chimp> rofl
<mear^fin> rofl
<[3Q]-butters> bah
<mear^fin> omg thats golden
<[NeX]chimp> wtf is dfoa?
<[3Q]-butters> i dont know

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