Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2007-03-29 | TFL 2a | li^ | Lock It Up | 90.71 +8.25 |
`8< | scissors | 151.44 -9.02 |
90-30 50-10 | Schtop 8vs8 Schtop 8vs8 |
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Writeup:
li^ over `8<
A writeup brought to you by: li^karms!
Eleven grand lost on scissors, this calls for a writeup.
Round one starts and all is well. Kryptix is godawful and trying to ovo us except he can't aim and he only managed to kill one of our o. Leave a comment if you want to bet on how long it takes before scissors kicks him out.
Our defense is like yo sup let's hold the flag at front door for like an hour and our o is like let's bhop for once so naturally the round ends on our favour. 9-3 for lockitup.
Lineup :
Offense - Broph, Necro, Ricky, Karms
Defense - Mearacolo, Falcon, Pz, Scouteh
Mid round : Everyone is yelling at face about his hw even though he didn't play it. Nothing fun happens.
Round 2 : This is where it gets interesting. Instead of not making this round a clusterfuck, scissors potshots our o as soon as they get a medic. We retaliate. Within thirty seconds, scissors is filling the yard with tears and our offense puts their rainboots on.
`8< darkstar wow
`8< michaelhart wtf
`8< darkstar heated??
Textbook definition of irony
`8< michaelhart winner
Not what that scoreboard is telling me
Round 2 ends 5-1 for lockitup.
And now just random logs.
0:27:08 Team blue `8< exoskeletaL.f$ (Team) our hw is fucking dumb
0:27:19 Team blue `8< Quattro (Team) our offense is dumber..
0:27:27 Team blue `8< Quattro (Team) by that i mena darkstar
Abs made a funny, call the newspaper.
<S-rasheedwallace> mearacololol
<S-rasheedwallace> i remember when you couldnt bhop
<S-rasheedwallace> like a couple months ago
<mear^fin> like last year
<S-rasheedwallace> and now youre conc aim doesnt even stray
<S-rasheedwallace> summertime
<mear^fin> yeah
<S-rasheedwallace> are you hacking now
Our hw's need to stop cheating damnit, second match in a row we're told they do!
(@Kry-playingtfc) gotts love them haxs
Gotta love them tears
(karmw) i told you r1
(karmw) that if you ovod me r2 would be really bad
(@Kry-playingtfc) u told me shit cus i dident play rnd 2 fag
(karmw) oh benched
(karmw) i got it
Now karms is making funnies? Call CNN.
(@Kry-playingtfc) nope u guys all sucks
Gimmie an S, gimmie a C, gimmie an O.. You know where i'm going with this.
(@S-rasheedwallace) mearacolo
(@S-rasheedwallace) when'd you learn how to play
Atleast he did.
GG to scissors. Some of you are cool as hell, you know who you are. Some of these guys are going to bring you down though. Good luck in the future.
With love, Lockitup Writeup Department
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li^Ricky: I ate a ton, man I gotta piss
