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Date League Winner Loser Score Type
2007-04-12 TFL 2a [d2] Digital Death 110.95 
 +3.22
nLv No Longer Valid 85.59 
 -3.22
30-10 
20-5
ss_nyx_ectfc
ss_nyx_ectfc
Regular

Writeup:

[d2] over nLv

I didn't even play this match today, and I don't even know who we played. Chances are, even if I did play the match, I would have no idea who this clan is anyways. I decided to make better use of my time and study plant biology at Peet's, which actually ended up being a waste of time.

The girls that work there are so cute that I want to punch them in the face. I also want to smash a french press on their cunts. That would be hot (in terms of temperature, and sexuality).

After my pseudo-biology study session, I decided to write a poem while snapping my fingers and listening to Cat Stevens.

Earth, oh angry, demeaning earth,
why was I born in a time so cruel?
One thing I knew... ever since birth,
blix wouldn't graduate high school.

The day is protracted, and trite,
obstacles, just like a camels hump.
One thing that still fills me with fright:
Nokio uses a script to rocket jump.

At the end, I feel very strong,
I am usually not one to gripe.
I want to possibly hit the bong,
but Ritex smokem peace pipe.

I'm going to go buy a pair of crocs.

http://www.blarghalyzer.org/parsedlogs/d2-vs-nlv-nyx-round1/
http://www.blarghalyzer.org/parsedlogs/l0412067k/index.html

-matt



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