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DeX over |3eer

K... so anyways.... this was a weird one.

Of course i come home from class 5 mins before match and my clan is obviously doing fucking NOTHER... fucking worthless pieces of shits

So i talk to beer and they say they only have like 5. so i go HEY! I have 5 faggots as well because my clan is gay and im going to disban it within the month. So yea... we decide on a 5v5 on congestus. Was fun, me + pedro offense. Volt raping soldier, Nova missing dets, and Dangerr raping EVERYONE on D.

Round 2. We each find out we have 7. So we decide 7v7 on openfire_lowgrens. We go in, after 5 restarts because my team is fucking idiots... we have 6. The whole time pedro is crying and acting tough when he has a wife... rofl. So yea... we start and its 7v6 we have 6. Me + Pedro O, nova missing dets, volt raping, merkin suiciding/tking, exo raping. After 2 minutes, pedro leaves because his wife wears the pants in the relationship. So I am running O by myself against 4 D. I get 2 caps out in like fucking 20 minutes. Then our savior enigma comes in with 10 minutes left becuase my tfc crashed so i looked in irc to get someone. Me and enigma start tearing it up on offense because beer had adjusted to me sucking at offense and started running more O. So we catch em off guard get a lot of caps and stuff.

Anyways... beers server was laggy and i was lagging both rounds. just reformated and VISTA fucking BLOWS. Now i gotta fucking reformat to xp. I was also running default tfc which is why i sucked. WHATEVER VAGINASSSS

0:29:47 Captain Horrible.f$ man this sub is good as fuck
0:29:55 -DeX- Sucks ///AMG YOU FAT FUCK
0:29:57 -DeX- Sucks ///AMG FUCK YOU

Captain = Merkin = Gay


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YEA! VAGINA!!

-[NeX]chimp (-DeX- Sucks)

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