Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2007-06-25 | STA Gold | INC | Damage Incorporated | 144.48 +13.13 |
D | The Decepticons! | 239.82 -13.67 |
20-20 20-10 | sigma_lowgrens sigma_lowgrens |
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Writeup:
INC over D
*oracle's Legendary TFC Writeup Performance - 06-25-07
This marks the match before *oracle's returns to his multi-continental annihilation and domination of the TFC world. In commemorance to myself, I am doing this writeup on the behalf of my entire clan. Therefore, I hope the TFC community understands my appreciation to such a timely and important matter.
With the recent additions of a few all-stars to our clan (not including Stiffler, Cheese, Exub or his Leg (i.e. Zeal's most notorious (no pun intended))), we we're able to squeak out a tie in the early yearnings of the match. This came in the amount of a very well earned and deftly fought score of 2-2. Even without Leg playing offense, without Cheese playing defensive demoman, without Plague playing heavy weapons guy, and exub just entirely not playing, we did actually TIE Decepticons--quite the feat, I know. With the addition of myself or Jymox, it would have been a disaster for decepticons round one--but that's only in regards to round one.
Round two... I don't have the logs for round two so we might as well not discuss our winningest performance in such a case. All that matters is the statistics that can proven by a jurispudent and authorized statistician (e.g. Ph.D MTC) such as myself. So I won't waste time discussing how we actually won.
INC beats |D| by a snowslide.
Personal Notes *oracle's writeup--
make sure to mention new college degree in mathematical statistics
Make sure to mention continental annihilation, destruction or galaxy domination of some type
minor victory - Snowslide as in a landslide but a really slow one cause its snow lol
stiffler is gay mention him somehow as a joke
try to use 4 ending paranthesis if possible make yourself look smart
Jymox requests that he be mentioned
turn in by 10:30 rab
