Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2007-07-16 | STA Silver | [+ -- oo] | Naughty, Erotic, and Sexy | 111.84 +2.01 |
-CLT- | Chamber League Team | 38.41 -2.01 |
150-40  130-50 | Monkey_lr 8v8 Monkey_lr 8v8 |
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Writeup:
[+ -- oo] over -CLT-
joust these foul beasts and you shall be slain by the same cutthroat chinkz that raped your mothers.
So edyfan pms Stylez- and he's all like WTF?
[11:01] <Stylez-> why is he telling me this?
NES GAMES THAT PARTICIPATED TODAY!
Hoopajoo
Double Dragon
Mega Man
Excite Bike
Karasu
Conan
Journey to Silius
Final Fantasy
Chapter 3
Some retarded mutha fucka told us that if we held our breath and listened closely at the walls, we could actually hear the screams of monkeys being blasted by shot guns. The whole prematch we were trying to listen aside from all the spam that people didn't give a god damn shit about. Stylez was among one of the few that were listening closely putting his soft cheeks against the wall trying to hear those monkeys. However, he forgot that there was a ledge in the respawn room and fell down, taking crater damage and breaking a leg. Limping like a nubcake he figures that it might be better; however, he forgot the likes of RA, everlast, and Zi that know nothing but to button mash their nade buttons and Stylez was in the middle of their spam. As the nades exploded, a small tiny hat floats out of the explosion with Stylez- name written in graffiti on it... what a sucker...
rd1 we raped them hard as we got cap after cap after cap and there doesn't seem any sign of us stopping. Our d holds well according to RA's statement:
[10:16] <RA-td-> by the way
[10:16] <RA-td-> I wasn't even playing
[10:16] <RA-td-> I was just slapping my nuts against the keyboard
rd2 same lineup i believe and i hear theres a bit more OvO potshotting by CLT's side? bad CLT, you guys need what edy gets at night, a spanking by his parents and then a midnight story.
gg CLT, was fun
(hopefully those fucking san dawgs don't show up, I'm scared)





