Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2001-06-11 | STA Bronze | tmp | /tmp/ | 95.86 +6.52 |
f1 | Factor One | 103.89 -6.52 |
130-50 | Security_r | |
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Yohan
209.162.218.62 |
Well crud.
I was trying to make this really clever but now it's late has hell so I have to make it ungood. Blah. Uncool. I am unnotsorry for the unpromptness.
Two rounds of fun vs. f1. The unofficial clan unnotwithout the answers. Push then and they will snap back. Press f1 for help.
Round 1 - their server.
At first we thought their server was unhealthy becuase their were unfortunate moments of unmoving stasis. Turns out the entire internet needed an enema because the same thing happened to everyone at our server.
Anyway f1 used the Zap Brannigan approach and poured wave after wave of their own men through our front door, doubtless hoping that our defense had a preset kill limit and would eventually shut down. Untrue. The killing continued unabated throughout the round, giving offense all the time they needed to figure out a way unravel the f1 defense. They got one cap, we found them on sale and bought 4 for the price of one, even though they didn't fit.
Round 2 f1 unrepeated their strategy of the first round and poured wave after wave of... wait a minute... well it was different this time, fewer of them stayed home. By upping the ante, they battered our defense into giving up four flags. Unfortunately, by the time that was done we'd gotten 9. Sure had to work for them though, next time I'm going to change class to Textile Worker and just see how many I can weave before the round ends.
Special unignoring goes out to their evil bouncing offense unskinny guy, Boomslang, and to Ratguy for coming to our chan and matching wits with us and then apparently having a big fight with his clan afterward or something... he said he wanted a piece of me. Well take your pick, there were pieces of me lying everywhere.
And to /tmp/Strom for making our generator just that much sexier. And to the dynamic duo of /tmp/TheGoodSon and /tmp/Greenbudz for tag teaming the front door and facing down the explosive hoards. And to /tmp/Wrench for his alternative writeup which I should have gone with:
"Bang. Bangbangbangbangbangbang! Bangbang! Bang."
And to /tmp/Templar eating dinner and playing Dance Dance Revolution... I hear the next patch is going to have a Raver and he is poised to unleash his manic fever on the masses.
GG f1, and I hope everyone liked my sexy uns.
Unnonubiqutousishly yours,
--/tmp/Thuggee Ali
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