Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2002-09-05 | TFL 1a | RA | Relentless Assault | 457.35 +23.50 |
404 | Clan 404 | 426.48 -23.50 |
45-60 80-50 | Bases_r2 Bases_r2 |
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Writeup:
RA over 404
First off, I want to say gg 404, it was very intense. Second, I would like to reiterate the fact that rev2 needs to die the death of eleven whirling penises thwapping him in his face over and over until all blood is diverted from his head to his testicles, resulting in stroke and/or liver failure. Thanks.
Round 1 RA server
Round 1 was like SUPLOZLZ and we got it underway pretty quickly. Homer's ping decided to acting up like Paragon in gradeschool, but it soon calmed down when homer cancelled his download of Heterosexual Armadillos in Paradise until the match was over. Our O was crappy, cause we had chris playing demo. Here is typical run for chris on O.
1. spawn 2. jump in water 3. go the wrong way 4. attack our own team 4. clear every D member except for danger, who is left reciting racial remark after racial remark.
I basically tried to be michman, but failed very miserably. I managed to knife someone I think (HOLY SHIT), so back off my SkIlLz yO!111 K so, will loves the cock, kl sucks at life, and akula's parents are nazis, moving along. Oh, 404 won this round by a cap due to chris's cockloving.
404 60 RA 45
Round 2 404 Server
404's server was like so hey, i fucking own you, and xero/sui/me were left spooging on our keyboards and small kittens. Meanwhile, we subbed in Paragon with 30 loss (gg umd internet, stop downloading porn you bastards, YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE LEARNING) and dk1 got in for homer because homer had to go eat 76 big macs. Round start....me and will telefrag. Para attempt a pipejump with 30 choke and ends up flying a grand total of three feet. Our O did alot more this round. DK and para were able to keep the gun down, while i distracted iceman with the eleven whirling penis trick, and kl snuck in and took the flag. meanwhile....xero kept up the spam in the ramp room, and our D was able to lock down pretty nicely. Oh....by the word spam i mean insanely obvious wallhacks and bM Rep style aimbot. Also, paragon is MassacrE. K so...round ends with 404 getting two computer dets, but not enough to pull out a win.
Round 3 RA IRC Channel
So, after the match is over, we were all hey, gj, and rev was like oh oh! woe is me! im a tired faggot. Dude, stop crying. Seriously, nobody cares. K....then i was like gg, and they were all lol gg, and the match was over.
Round 4 My bedroom-trigonometry
I did some trig. It wasn't really that hard; all i had to do was like...radians and crap, super fucking easy.
Round 5 Computer
I did this writeup.....yup.
-botch
