Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2004-08-23 | STA Gold | team | | team | | 117.95 +9.29 |
HOP | House of Pain | 156.42 -9.29 |
220-60 290-120 | Torch2 Torch2 |
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Writeup:
team | over HOP
Hello, I'm Matt Devincenzi and I will be your story teller tonight. On this fine evening of Monday, August 23rd at 5:30 Alaskan Standard time, we play against House of Pain who are 8 and 2 in their last 10 matches.
It starts out on their shittastic serv where everyone seems to ping fine except for myself, with a ping of 170.
However, apparently I can hit concs. Anyways, roster looks like this. Omega, Anguish, zack and myself (running flag) on O. Ja, blix, bhop, MindBlend and jabroni on D. Anyways, ja is being a nigger and doesn't understand that he has the wrong tag on after much yelling at him. But who cares, he was playing engy. Round starts off with them getting the first cap first if I recall and then us capping shortly after them. I start getting warmed up and omega and I start capping like mad. Faster then a little black boy riding his first stolen bike.
Sometime mid round, I'm walking through the yard because I missed my handheld from the front door due to ping and suddenly it hits me. A bullet from the barrel of one of their offensive members. The first to shots I shrug off until I'm hit by a few more. Finally, I type in mm1.
(TEAM) matt: please stop shooting me
Only to recieve a reply like this.
|HOP|AlMiGhTy-KG: no mm1
Then it begins. The line that causes all the havok. The line that causes much typing in IRC. The line that causes round2 that wouldn't even classify as matchplay. The line that caused a potential 2vs2 against team members and 2
other guys. The line:
|HOP|-n8-: go steal another pubb tag
Oh fuck..................................(round ended 22-6 by the way)
So back in IRC it begins like this.
[18:13:02] * |HOP|-n8- (~Nate_wins@pcp08920651pcs.trnrsv01.nj.comcast.net) has joined #LoLz!!
Uh oh, the infamous nate that made fun of our tags. What will happen next?
[18:14:16] <|HOP|-n8-> ya i was thinking u owe about 4000 public clans retrebutions
[18:14:32] <@team|alexa> FO SHO
[18:14:40] <|HOP|-n8-> oh ya and me back when i started a tfc clan called team when i was 15
[18:14:49] <@team|im2cool4irc> so last year aye?
I think I need a translator........
[18:15:11] <|HOP|-n8-> u guys use "lolz"
[18:15:14] <|HOP|-n8-> all hyper like ur azn wanna bes
[18:15:14] <@team|Fresh-BW> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ
[18:15:15] <@team|zack> Lolz!~!
[18:15:16] <@team|alexa> LOLZZZ
[18:15:16] <@team|Jotun^Ni> LoLz!!
[18:15:17] <@team|Jotun^Ni> LoLz!!
[18:15:17] <@team|matt-lovesangel4life> LoLz!! S:D
[18:15:17] <@team|matt-lovesangel4life> LoLz!! S:D
[18:15:17] <@team|matt-lovesangel4life> LoLz!! S:D
[18:15:17] <@team|Jotun^Ni> LoLz!!
[18:15:18] <@team|matt-lovesangel4life> LoLz!! S:D
[18:15:18] <@team|matt-lovesangel4life> LoLz!! S:D
[18:15:18] <@team|Jotun^Ni> LoLz!!
[18:15:18] <@team|matt-lovesangel4life> LoLz!! S:D
[18:15:18] <@team|Jotun^Ni> LoLz!!
[18:15:18] <@team|matt-lovesangel4life> LoLz!! S:D
[18:15:18] <@team|Jotun^Ni> LoLz!!
[18:15:18] <@team|matt-lovesangel4life> LoLz!! S:D
[18:15:19] <@team|Jotun^Ni> LoLz!!
[18:15:19] <@team|alexa> LOLZZZ
[18:15:19] <@team|zack> Lolz!~!
[18:15:20] <@team|zack> Lolz!~!
[18:15:20] <@teke ur azn wanna bes
[18:15:14] <@team|Fresh-BW> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ
[18:15:15] <@team|zack> Lolz!~!
[18:15:16] <@team|alexa> LOLZZZ
[18:15:16] <@team|Jotun^Ni> LoLz!!
[18:15:17] <@team|Jotun^Ni> LoLz!!
[18:15:17] <@team|matt-lovesangel4life> LoLz!! S:D
[18:15:17] <@team|matt-lovesangel4life> LoLz!! S:D
[18:15:17] <@team|matt-lovesangel4life> LoLz!! S:D
[18:15:17] <@team|Jotun^Ni> LoLz!!
[18:15:18] <@team|matt-lovesangel4life> LoLz!! S:D
[18:15:18] <@team|matt-lovesangel4life> LoLz!! S:D
[18:15:18] <@team|Jotun^Ni> LoLz!!
[18:15:18] <@team|matt-lovesangel4life> LoLz!! S:D
[18:15:18] <@team|Jotun^Ni> LoLz!!
[18:15:18] <@team|matt-lovesangel4life> LoLz!! S:D
[18:15:18] <@team|Jotun^Ni> LoLz!!
[18:15:18] <@team|matt-lovesangel4life> LoLz!! S:D
[18:15:19] <@team|Jotun^Ni> LoLz!!
[18:15:19] <@team|alexa> LOLZZZ
[18:15:19] <@team|zack> Lolz!~!
[18:15:20] <@team|zack> Lolz!~!
[18:15:20] <@team|Jotun^Ni> LoLz!!
[18:15:21] <@team|zack> Lolz!~!
[18:15:21] <@team|zack> Lolz!~!
[18:15:22] <@team|zack> Lolz!~!
[18:15:22] <@team|Jotun^Ni> LoLz!!
[18:15:23] <@team|Fresh-BW> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ
[18:15:23] <@team|Fresh-BW> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ
[18:15:23] <@team|Fresh-BW> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ
[18:15:24] <@team|Fresh-BW> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ
[18:15:25] <@team|zack> Lolz!~!
[18:15:25] <@team|Jotun^Ni> LoLz!!
[18:15:27] <@team|zack> Lolz!~!
[18:15:27] <@team|Jotun^Ni> LoLz!!
[18:15:29] <@team|Jotun^Ni> LoLz!!
[18:15:30] <@team|matt-lovesangel4life> LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D
[18:15:30] <@team|matt-lovesangel4life> LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D
[18:15:30] <@team|matt-lovesangel4life> LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D
Lam|Jotun^Ni> LoLz!!
[18:15:21] <@team|zack> Lolz!~!
[18:15:21] <@team|zack> Lolz!~!
[18:15:22] <@team|zack> Lolz!~!
[18:15:22] <@team|Jotun^Ni> LoLz!!
[18:15:23] <@team|Fresh-BW> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ
[18:15:23] <@team|Fresh-BW> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ
[18:15:23] <@team|Fresh-BW> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ
[18:15:24] <@team|Fresh-BW> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ
[18:15:25] <@team|zack> Lolz!~!
[18:15:25] <@team|Jotun^Ni> LoLz!!
[18:15:27] <@team|zack> Lolz!~!
[18:15:27] <@team|Jotun^Ni> LoLz!!
[18:15:29] <@team|Jotun^Ni> LoLz!!
[18:15:30] <@team|matt-lovesangel4life> LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D
[18:15:30] <@team|matt-lovesangel4life> LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D
[18:15:30] <@team|matt-lovesangel4life> LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D
[18:15:30] <@team|matt-lovesangel4life> LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D
[18:15:30] <@team|matt-lovesangel4life> LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D LoLz!! S:D
Fucking s2 members god what the fuck.
So we get into our server for round 2 and the shit talking begins during prematch.
-00:04:34: |HOP|-n8-: hah
-00:04:21: |HOP|-n8-: dont associat me with that no brain tag
-00:04:18: (TEAM) nastyn8: ANGUISH
-00:04:13: (TEAM) n8: anguish report to blue
-00:04:09: (TEAM) NATE !!!: LoLz!!
-00:03:59: (TEAM) nastyn8: A
-00:03:47: |HOP|-n8-: thats right wanna bees
-00:03:32: |HOP|AlMiGhTy-KG: like this server leet
-00:03:22: (TEAM) anGuiSh: chill the fuck out i'm on the phone with a girl, sorry you guys arent familiar with that situation
-00:03:12: |HOP| breaK -sb-X4: only with ur mom
-00:03:00: |HOP|-n8-: girls over 400 pounds dont count
Then zack has an idea! What a quaint idea this is, but obviously stolen.
-00:02:37: |HOP|-n8-: now take ur lil screen shot for ur one moment of zen in ur whole year
Will do! http://matt.monkeyretox.com/matches/teamHOPtorch2-nate.jpg
So here it comes, the dreaded insults that appear in ones nightmares. The personal insults on the internet!
-00:01:47: |HOP|-n8-: u guys must be lady killers
-00:01:35: m: of course
-00:01:23: |HOP|-n8-: do ur guys hands look normal or like a deformed claw from yankin it all day
-00:00:53: o .: u do realize that i am better looking then every person in your clan combined with their best attribute
-00:00:45: |HOP| breaK -sb-X4: lol
-00:00:42: |HOP|OtisFeelgood: u never seen me =(
Uh oh, but nate can actually back his shit up!
-00:00:39: |HOP|-n8-: well swap hotornot ratings
-00:00:34: |HOP|-n8-: 9.3
I think I found it. http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=OLHMNUE&key=WRL
Basically, not much happens round2. It's about the equivalent of a pub. So yeah, score was like, 29-12 or something since nobody really cared. Instead of summing it up, I'll just post some fun logs.
|HOP|-n8-: not only fail in life but in ur other life TFC God, not only does he succeed in good lucks, but he is good at TFC also!
00:04:29: |HOP|-n8-: i dont respond to nerds I'm terribly hurt :((((((
00:24:38: |HOP| breaK -sb-X4: take off server pass and lets get some more people in here
00:24:46: (TEAM) JeW: to help you guys out?
00:24:55: |HOP| breaK -sb-X4: yes
ohsnap
So yeah, thanks for reading this entire writeup (if you really read it). GG HOP, it was a pleasure*
*waste of time
<3 otissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Comments
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goldplatypus
24.247.61.40 |
i would like to say that n8 is a faggot who needs to be knocked off his high horse. he called u guys nerds but he uses hot or not.com and boasts about it, wtf is that. all i hear him say is that he is a pure athlete and is amazing but i'm sure he is the kid that was let on varsity because there was only one spot left and only 1 kid to fill it, him :(())()()()()()(). go team LOZL OZLZOLAOZLLZ
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Tjcooker
68.110.238.141 |
funny write up hah you guys are still dorks :P
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jabroni
4.4.87.110 |
br forgot our r2 madness ss.
http://69.56.161.42/~lolz/images/lolcrowbars.jpg
egoegoego
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Gr8Shot
64.174.88.221 |
that n8s a fucking retard, made me really hate null till they kicked him. now he's in hop I guess.
he's right about one thing though, I've seen the (team) tag numerous times back in the day.
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|HOP|OtisFeelgo
od 68.202.229.184 |
"Fucking s2 members god what the fuck."
^ you should see the logs from some of their matches lol
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MindBlend
24.46.150.195 |
I would just like to take this time, and announce I had 15 spanners kill round2. Yes thats right.. 15, 5 of which came from mr leet party myster n8 himself
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Atlas
216.152.2.27 |
A write up worthy of the gods.
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dys
68.54.166.57 |
The lolzzzz made me Laugh Out Loud. (is that acceptable, n8?)
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*P*Grass
208.247.221.10 |
GG (TEAM),
I dont agree with anything that this clan does, some times its too much.
luckly i left after the 1st round and directed my attention tward some fine ass nakid azn's on the interweb.
gg
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ad
64.113.115.28 |
i've got your hot or not beat by .6 nate
apparently the fat emo girls like me more
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Deus
24.60.228.141 |
or the greasy gay guys
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sani
63.200.234.209 |
jabroni is seriously a big washington faggot.
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matt
66.58.147.174 |
I thought pgrass was going to be some pornfreak, catacombs TFC newbie but he was pretty damn good at demo :o
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milos
156.153.255.126 |
rofl n8 is STILL clinging onto his 'most pathetic person to ever breath' title...if you got a rating, certainly you have a pic?
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angel``
24.193.179.21 |
so thats what happens when i dont show up
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Rapture
68.209.159.111 |
...that's a lot of crowbars there.
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tsaeb
66.188.70.132 |
raped faggots :(
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kuj
65.25.243.145 |
A fine writeup! Haven't seen one like that for a few years now.
But then again I usually don't look at match results for divisions I don't play in :o
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Vamp
61.77.43.15 |
yea because apparently you havent seen the best write up in TFC history written by Jake from SMP to CwO and e9.
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Devine
67.166.151.29 |
lolfff
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*P*Grass
24.162.226.52 |
im clanless now
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Bottom Line is that team| should have been in plat and not playing against us until we are prepared for them. How about everyone just grow up, just a game.
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lol best writeup ever
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