Match info
| Date | League | Winner | Loser | Score | Type | |||||
| 2004-08-26 | TFL 2a | team | | team | | 125.64 +7.70 |
SMP | Sex Money and Power | 126.22 -7.70 |
60-40 30-10 | Openfire_lowgrens Openfire_lowgrens |
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Writeup:
team | over SMP
I was trying to think of whether or not to do a nice, goody-goddy write-up, to avoid getting banned/suspended/whatever from TFL, but I decided who gives a fuck, its worth getting suspended for flaming a group of complete and utter morons.
Round 1 started on SMPussyFaggotWhoreDickDJfakfhadfhalkfj server, where one of our members got banned by ringer free cause matt's hands are too fat to type. In any case, the Pandelli got the whole thing sorted out I believe, and our player got in fine. Someone named greg or something or other (probably glitch since he's the king of their clan) started to retort with comments about us using ringers etc. etc, but the round started fine. R1 offense was zack, blix, myth, and myself. Defense was poly, mb, fresh, jabroni, and angel. In any case, a few of their O started potshotting right off the bat but they weren't that good at it, so we got the lead pretty quickly. They actually tied at one point, getting a few caps, but whatever, our D (and O) is horrible, we're just a horrible clan that will probably disband in a week or two. Throughout the round their O was just being general faggots, but we didn't care (their D was cool though).
Round 2 is where most of the fun began. We hopped into our west server and right from the start greg complained about our server not having an HLTV or ringer free, most likely cause they're ping whores. But hey, I think SMP is maybe the only clan in TFC that runs ringer free on their server, but to humor them, we brought in ringerfree and HLTV (nicely provided by rova) into our server during prematch. R2 offense was zack, matt, blix and myself, and the D was poly, fresh, myth, mb, and jabroni. Their roster was mostly their usual faggots I guess, but I saw some Division people, and I wondered how the nice, peaceful people at Division could join such a vile clan ran by four year olds, but it's all gravy, I suppose. Anyway, I think we got 2 caps and they got 1 about 15 minutes into r2 (most of it was filled with OvOing and such), then after that we pretty much went full out s2r faggot mode, pilling their spawn, piping their water exit, building sg's all over our base and their base, 2 demos, etc. Somehow we manged to pull a cap out. I went afk the last 6 minutes cause my dinner got here and I just went afk, cause, after all, its only SMP, right?
Anyway, SMP, thanks for being oh so terrible and huge, dickfaced faggots so we could enjoy one of the most fun matches we've played in a long, long time.
-omega
So yeah, here's my gay little contribution. I only played round 2 because I had a life to attend to last minute r1 so I couldn't make it. Hey guys, guess what?
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BTW I turned myself in, faggots.
I am the best sniper in TFC
-matt
Comments
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greg
68.186.190.59 |
pretty sad that you could only beat us by 4 caps
for nerds, you sure do suck at tfc
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MindBlend
24.46.150.195 |
Please check the hltv, our offense told us.. they were screwing around.. They didn't take it seriously once.. and still managed to outcap you. Also you say nerd this nerd that, yet you're nerdy enough to write a response to us "nerds" why? Don't you have some killer party to go to, I mean damn I wish I was as popular as you, maybe one day.
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snatch
140.139.35.250 |
i <3 greg
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shoots
69.160.109.122 |
Who cares it's tfc. Why did you turn yourself in.. it's lame reason for suspension anyway.
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matt
66.58.147.174 |
"Who cares it's tfc. Why did you turn yourself in.. it's lame reason for suspension anyway."
I agree it's lame but I turned myself in because I wanted to avoid giving out logs since it takes so fucking long to get them off the FTP because it's unbelievably slow. BUT STILL I GET A PM LIKE THIS
[05:16:38] <[RoC]Ktank[work]> I am going to need the log from last night
[05:16:42] <[RoC]Ktank[work]> from rd2
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angel``
24.193.179.21 |
i had fun
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poly
67.127.59.205 |
dont get mad hyperlyte just cause u suck its ok
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greg
68.186.190.59 |
dont get mad because you're ugly as sin (its not okay)
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jabroni
4.4.87.110 |
poly has a feminine voice. it makes me wet. so he is hot.
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hyperlite
67.180.134.23 |
hay guys, im the coolest guy, i whore the result pages of konspiracy, an online database of my internet games. I call everyone else nerds to raise my own pitifully low self-esteem, when this doesn't work, i go to my corner and slit my wrists but im too much of a pussy to cut deep enough to end my pathetic life.
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down the road
not across the street
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hi my names hyperlyte and the only way i can make myseelf feel good is to attack other peoples looks when i lose an internet match because hes terrible and has been playing for 5 years
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max
68.33.130.9 |
Hi, i make fun of the game i play by calling it an online internet match. Because i act like i really have a life outside of it. And like r2 really mattered. Wow you capped r2, like we fucking gave a shit at that point. And we had like 2 d, rest was just yard fun.
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Oteezy
68.202.229.184 |
False! Have my kids!
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Ktank
67.149.11.25 |
I am still waiting for the logs. You can e-mail them to me at ktank@tfleague.com. If you could please send asap.
Thank you in advance
Ktank
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DoC
24.98.7.252 |
Wow THOA/HOP results thread better than this. I am disappointed.
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wren
68.120.161.231 |
I thought smp was banned in tfl
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